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beve		2007-10-17 07:33:11 AM

Woman? Poor kid is only 17.

She shouldn't be abused, she should be worshipped.

SpinStopper		2007-10-17 07:45:32 AM

This thread is useless without pictures.

OMFG. What did I just say...

Phil Moskowitz		2007-10-17 07:47:13 AM

Those aren't breasts, they're birth defects. I feel sorry for the kid. I actually know more women who've gotten breast reduction than breast augmentation. It's bizarre.

OlafTheBent		2007-10-17 07:48:10 AM

A teenager was left with cuts and bruises after a man attacked her for having big breasts.

Sherri Razavi, 17, from Coldean in Brighton, was grabbed by the throat, punched in the face and thrown to the ground by the man.

You're doing it wrong!

doublesecretprobation		2007-10-17 07:51:34 AM

*throws chips at Olaf*

Lloyd Dobbler		2007-10-17 08:14:11 AM

And the pics you're looking for...SFW

http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbums.jsp?ProfilePhoto=Y&MemberId=4032137

No fancy techy linky...sorry.

Hetfield		2007-10-17 08:20:22 AM

What a whore.

Belltower		2007-10-17 08:21:33 AM

SpinStopper: OMFG. What did I just say...

You said OMFG. That's a stabbin'...

bonoboho		2007-10-17 08:22:15 AM

they dont really look that big to me. large certainly, but JJ?

are you sure she wasnt attacked for being an idiot? this is based on her picture captions only.

/urtatas
//let me play with them

dave420		2007-10-17 08:22:33 AM

Hahahaha! Sexual assault! Hahahahahahahah!

Shakespeare's Monkey		2007-10-17 08:23:06 AM

FTFA: ...she had to deal with hassle from strangers on a daily basis. ...

Her breast size may be just an excuse. Women with all kinds of shapes are hassled by idiots on a daily basis. Men are pigs; alcohol just brings out the bacon.

/oink

learn2fly		2007-10-17 08:23:38 AM

5' 1" and 30JJJ? That my friends, is the perfect woman.

Marquis de Sod		2007-10-17 08:24:38 AM

Her breast size may be just an excuse. Women with all kinds of shapes are hassled by idiots on a daily basis. Men are pigs; alcohol just brings out the bacon.

This - and she's a slag

down4afall		2007-10-17 08:24:38 AM

Lloyd Dobbler: And the pics you're looking for...SFW

http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbums.jsp?ProfilePhoto=Y&MemberId=4032137

No fancy techy linky...sorry.

I would like to go on record by saying that if that is in fact her, there is no way she's 30JJ. More like 38DD, or 40DD.

vagina		2007-10-17 08:24:44 AM

Link

Her profile.

Monkey's Knuckle		2007-10-17 08:25:19 AM

Slag.

Round-Sparrow		2007-10-17 08:25:26 AM

Amusing as a black guy getting attacked for his skin color.

poehitman		2007-10-17 08:25:35 AM

For someone who wants a breast reduction, she sure likes showing them off (judging from the pics in her album).

mochunk		2007-10-17 08:25:58 AM

PICS (pops) Yeah, she doesn't look too ashamed of them.

Sybarite		2007-10-17 08:26:24 AM

poehitman		2007-10-17 08:26:33 AM

down4afall: Lloyd Dobbler: And the pics you're looking for...SFW

http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbums.jsp?ProfilePhoto=Y&MemberId=4032137

No fancy techy linky...sorry.

I would like to go on record by saying that if that is in fact her, there is no way she's 30JJ. More like 38DD, or 40DD.

Must be going by the metric system. ;)

Usurper4		2007-10-17 08:27:55 AM

I'm seconding the estimate of 38DD. Not sure if the metric system goofs things up THAT much.

And, er, based on her multiple "These are my foobies, love them, they're my best feature," methinks her claim of wanting a reduction is some pretty blatant BS to get sympathy.

msirois		2007-10-17 08:28:16 AM

Wow, you see the size of those cannons? She got attacked? The guy must have had a shovel or a knife.

/reduction my eye

IdBeCrazyIf		2007-10-17 08:28:17 AM

Id hit it.

yourenzyme		2007-10-17 08:28:23 AM

she's beautiful

whoa		2007-10-17 08:28:44 AM

Gross.

isofakingh8u		2007-10-17 08:29:50 AM

those are some huge lung warts.

Tat'dGreaser		2007-10-17 08:30:21 AM

I'd motorboat the hell out of those, leave her with some goatee burn.

Who yells at a girl like that? Are you that pissed you can't see them naked?

Langdon Alger		2007-10-17 08:30:26 AM

my gf complains about her boobs ( not as big as the ones in the article but she has D cups that I wouldn't trade ) and also how she wishes she really didn't have to work and someone would just pay her. I told her if that was her wish she should thank the dear lord for her blessing and start her own web site because people out there will pay to take a peek. Too bad though, we could be at some beach with our new friends ordering drinks by color but she is no go on the idea.

Menace to Sobriety		2007-10-17 08:30:36 AM

Eye bleach please.
That is one ugly slag.

poehitman		2007-10-17 08:30:57 AM

I had a friend in high school who had 38FF's. They were bigger than this girl's. She also had to special order her bras. No, she wasn't my girlfriend, although she revealed to me later in life that she wanted to be back then. When we were in high school, she was like my little sister to me. Guys would pick on her and I'd defend her from them.

tbonejams		2007-10-17 08:31:29 AM

not enough pictures of big boobs

lets fix this plz

Tat'dGreaser		2007-10-17 08:31:44 AM

Langdon Alger: my gf complains about her boobs ( not as big as the ones in the article but she has D cups that I wouldn't trade ) and also how she wishes she really didn't have to work and someone would just pay her. I told her if that was her wish she should thank the dear lord for her blessing and start her own web site because people out there will pay to take a peek. Too bad though, we could be at some beach with our new friends ordering drinks by color but she is no go on the idea.

Is your gf an idiot? Hahaha sorry, but she doesn't want to work but still make money and she has big boobs. This isn't quantum physics really.

captainorbaggio		2007-10-17 08:31:45 AM

Fat

Theaetetus		2007-10-17 08:31:53 AM

As someone who gets attacked for his 30JJ wang, I sympathize with this poor girl, and she should call me for... uh... counseling.

Hetfield		2007-10-17 08:32:10 AM

msirois: Wow, you see the size of those cannons? She got attacked? The guy must have had a shovel or a knife.

/reduction my eye

Yeah, I just checked out her pics and immediately felt scared and threatened. That wasn't an assault, it was pure self-defense.

wpmulligan		2007-10-17 08:32:13 AM

OlafTheBent: You're doing it wrong!

Agreed. I find dinner and drinks to be more effective. If she is under 18, skip the dinner.

FloridaAsshat		2007-10-17 08:33:12 AM

The guy was throwing chips at them? OK that's just weird. Why do the British seem to have this weird food-sex fetish? Every time I see a limey porno mag there's a spread of naked girls covered in food. What's up with that?

FunkOut		2007-10-17 08:33:32 AM

I worked with a girl who had about the same proportions at one point. She had to get a reduction at age 16 since the weight of the breasts were starting to tear the flesh. As in, gradually trying to rip right off her body. Ack. She said she was so happy to have a reduction, she didn't care if they said they were taking it all away.

Another woman I worked with was saving up to get a reduction and her boyfriend was against it, even though it was causing her considerable pain and making it too painful to exercise and get in shape. Plus there was the issue of sores devloping under them from heat and friction during summer, which in turn made open gaping abscesses even though she put ointment on them. The weight just kept pulling the skin open. She said she had a lot of scarring from it and she hoped the sooner she got the reduction, the more pain and scarring she could avoid having. Her boyfriend's take on it? "Bigger is always sexier, you should just learn to deal with the pain." What a dumbass.

pvd021		2007-10-17 08:33:49 AM

More on the boobs, less on the belly please.

Very_Powerful_Man		2007-10-17 08:33:58 AM

Kill the sow.

offacue		2007-10-17 08:34:05 AM

I'd razzy her fizzle.

/LoL

poehitman		2007-10-17 08:34:17 AM

I don't think she's ugly. I think she's kind of cute. Still, I don't care if she had 44ZZ's, it's no reason to attack the poor girl.

averagejoe42		2007-10-17 08:34:45 AM

17?
Why don't you have a... wait, wut?

inthe80s		2007-10-17 08:35:28 AM

bad usage of the amusing tag. should be asinine.

FuzzplugJones		2007-10-17 08:35:28 AM

Live by the tit, die by the tit.

loki see loki do		2007-10-17 08:35:40 AM

Wow, check outthe birthday pictures.
They're like British Guidos. (new window)

stonent		2007-10-17 08:36:08 AM

For JJ they aren't as big as I was expecting. Maybe because they are only 30 inches, or maybe this is European measurments?

For JJ I was expecting basketballs.

Hetfield		2007-10-17 08:36:12 AM

pvd021: More on the boobs, less on the belly please.

Why? You get three huge boobs for the price of two.

nsanm8r		2007-10-17 08:36:20 AM

That's no moon...

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