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(Newspress)   Man hit by tree he was cutting down, falls on wasp nest, and cuts leg with chainsaw   ( divider line
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3724 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jul 2001 at 4:31 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-27 12:43:33 AM  
When the three men couldn't lift the more than 200-pound tree branch

There are not men!!

As for the darwin comment all he was doing was trimming a tree, the rest looks like bad karma. Goto the darwin awards site and see what a real darwin is, here's a hint: it starts with a very stupid ass plan/motive and ends with an embarassing death.
2001-07-27 12:44:19 AM  
err, these are not men that is.
2001-07-27 01:17:08 AM  
...and he moonlights as a local law enforcement officer specializing in busting those pesky blights on society known as 'tomato gardeners'....we should bow...
2001-07-27 01:19:07 AM  
Nazzerov: Actually this time it was at the Merriam Webster New Collegiate site. I first went to and it wouldn't load, so off to google to get another dictionary site. Fortunately no pop-unders! :]. Great strategy though.
2001-07-27 03:19:11 AM  
Look at the picture of him and look at his hot daughter on the left, look at her expression on her face, shes thinking "My dad's a big dork and all my friends are going to make fun of me now"
2001-07-27 04:16:24 AM  
Nazzerov, Pbsaurus

Not as exciting as we might think but this is what you should have visualised:

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2001-07-27 06:10:40 AM  
the surgeon tool is spelt : Scalpel if that helps
2001-07-27 08:17:46 AM  
Some folk'l never lose a toe, but then again some folk' this...stupid jackass!!!!!!

Most folk'l never eat a skunk, but then again some folk' cleatus, the slack jawed lumberjack!!
2001-07-27 09:30:55 AM  
Engish professors should stay away from power tools. And I can't believe 3 men couldn't lift a 200 pound branch. What a bunch of weenies.
2001-07-27 09:31:53 AM  
Uh, I mean English.
2001-07-27 10:44:15 AM  
I hear Jonny Knoxville is trying to buy the rights to his story so he can try this stunt on Jackass next week.
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