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(MSNBC)   Pirate attacks up 14 percent worldwide. Ninjas last seen planning massive push to take the lead back   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 93
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Ra_
2007-10-16 08:09:09 AM
Rapid rise in Somalia, Nigeria

This may explain the delay in some funds that I am expecting?
 
2007-10-16 08:11:02 AM
How will this affect global warming?
 
2007-10-16 08:14:12 AM
You could never see us! That's the point, subby!
 
2007-10-16 08:14:30 AM
We've had a really mild summer here in Texas, so I am going to have to be pro-pirate on this one.
 
2007-10-16 08:17:09 AM
That figure is just from Willie Stargell getting into bar fights over the weekend.
 
2007-10-16 08:20:43 AM
/invests in pirate stocks
 
2007-10-16 08:27:58 AM
beve: How will this affect global warming?

I think this conclusively proves that global warming is fake, no?
 
2007-10-16 08:33:24 AM
Donald_McRonald: I think this conclusively proves that global warming is fake, no?

Au Contraire! It proves it's real and bound in an inverse relationship to pirate attacks.

Mild summer in Texas (Global warming going "down")
Pirate attacks are up (Pirate attacks going up...)
 
2007-10-16 08:47:07 AM
How cool would it be to be able to say you were pirate when someone asked you what you did for a living?!?

/"You'll be the next pirate!"
//"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"
 
2007-10-16 09:07:33 AM
www.strangerdangerdistro.com
 
2007-10-16 09:09:49 AM
Ra_: Rapid rise in Somalia, Nigeria

This may explain the delay in some funds that I am expecting?


Win.
 
2007-10-16 09:11:05 AM
I just came for the sexy female pirate pics.

www.eveningelegance.com
 
2007-10-16 09:12:18 AM
Ninjas Know better then to be caught.
 
2007-10-16 09:12:19 AM
When I worked offshore we had to learn evasion and security protocol in case of pirate attack. I remember being 19 years old and thinking, "This has to be a joke, this has to be part of the hazing or something."

Anyway, technically I'm pirate-proof now, so my life as a pizza delivery guy is much safer and worry free.
 
2007-10-16 09:12:36 AM
Quick, someone alert the RIAA.
 
2007-10-16 09:12:37 AM
www.venganza.org

Oh, crap. Al Gore might need to find himself something else to do.
 
2007-10-16 09:12:41 AM
FSM's day of reckoning is nigh...convert or die heathens!
 
2007-10-16 09:12:45 AM
beve: How will this affect global warming?

I saw there were 11 posts in this thread, and I was like "ooo, I can go in and post 'Maybe this means an end to global warming!'," but nooooo, you have to go beat me to it.

Ah Fark, how I am addicted to thee.
 
2007-10-16 09:13:03 AM
potato_chip_eating_geek: You could never see us! That's the point, subby!

www.tawnygrammar.org

that's for sure
 
2007-10-16 09:14:40 AM
beve: How will this affect global warming?

Donald_McRonald: I think this conclusively proves that global warming is fake, no?

revskippy: Au Contraire! It proves it's real and bound in an inverse relationship to pirate attacks.

All of you are wrong. It proves that global warming is real as long as there is a stalled high pressure system over Nigeria. And Somalia.
 
2007-10-16 09:15:16 AM
www.mynetimages.com
 
2007-10-16 09:16:50 AM
But do they buy their frigates and muskets on credit?

/amateurs
 
2007-10-16 09:20:29 AM
us.movies1.yimg.com

Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.
 
2007-10-16 09:22:05 AM
xebeche_tzu: But do they buy their frigates and muskets on credit?

/amateurs


They buy em buy freezing the assets of dethroned princes and the children of deceased wealthy businessmen. Or so the emails tell me.
 
2007-10-16 09:27:26 AM
I submitted this with a better headline:
"Pirate attacks up 14% worldwide. Ninjas last seen planning massive push to take back the lead."
 
2007-10-16 09:28:31 AM
Subby, you are mistaken. If ninja attacks increased, there would be no statistics, because no one would know...they're ninjas!!!

/Smiles, pats subby on the head...
 
2007-10-16 09:30:43 AM
potato_chip_eating_geek: You could never see us! That's the point, subby!

Sorry, should have RTF post

///should have known that ninjas would be TFers
 
2007-10-16 09:31:27 AM
pirates are a myth.
 
2007-10-16 09:31:59 AM
Sir_Lurksalot: When I worked offshore we had to learn evasion and security protocol in case of pirate attack. I remember being 19 years old and thinking, "This has to be a joke, this has to be part of the hazing or something."

Anyway, technically I'm pirate-proof now, so my life as a pizza delivery guy is much safer and worry free.



Just remember to tell them you're an orphan.
 
2007-10-16 09:34:07 AM
You've got to love movie magic...only Hollywood can put cleavage on a 100 pound waif like Keira Knigtley
 
2007-10-16 09:36:01 AM
As a northern pirate I'm caught in a connundrum. As we stage more attacks, we keep the average global temperature lower which ensures the waterways of Ontario will continue to freeze over in winter, which is of course bad for business, which in turn decreases the number of attacks which then correlates to an increase in global average tempertures and a possibility of open waterways in winter which seesaws back to frozen waterways.
 
2007-10-16 09:36:03 AM
Being a pirate trained in Ninjutsu, I'm really getting a kick...oh, fark I can't even finish it...
 
2007-10-16 09:36:07 AM
WWFSM do?
 
2007-10-16 09:36:16 AM
Alright!! A new acronym in the making and it sounds fun, too.

GWOP

Global War On Piracy
 
2007-10-16 09:36:51 AM
QU!RK1019: I submitted this with a better headline:
"Pirate attacks up 14% worldwide. Ninjas last seen planning massive push to take back the lead."


elements.vanderkrogt.net
Worth, what $0.45 per lb.

Ninjas should just forget it and double protection on their molybdenum stockpile.

/i know.
 
2007-10-16 09:37:33 AM
I can't believe I'm the first to say it...


Now that's REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!
 
2007-10-16 09:38:03 AM
*solemnly bows head*

RAmen
 
2007-10-16 09:39:11 AM
I happened to see a ninja this morning behind Duncan Donuts...my headlights played across him as he was darting between the dumpster and the fence.
 
2007-10-16 09:39:18 AM
Crap... my husband and I are going to our rental island in a few weeks... Alone, 3/4 of a mile from any form of civilization, and pirate attacks are up. Hopefully they leave the Bahamas alone.
 
2007-10-16 09:39:34 AM
This has all happened since Pirates of carribean has been out. I think this proves that TV influences people.

Aparently there is a large number of transformer attacks in Kota Kinabalu too.
 
2007-10-16 09:40:22 AM
Sybarite: Just remember to tell them you're an orphan.

You are the very model of a modern winner of this thread.
 
2007-10-16 09:40:42 AM
Maybe the RIAA should sue these pirates for 8 brazillion dollars. That'll put an end to their precious pirate attacks.
 
2007-10-16 09:41:07 AM
img528.imageshack.us
 
2007-10-16 09:41:53 AM
japlemon: You've got to love movie magic...only Hollywood can put cleavage on a 100 pound waif like Keira Knigtley

And the problem with this is?
 
2007-10-16 09:43:43 AM
farm2.static.flickr.com

Arrr, hoist the main sail Master Bates!
 
2007-10-16 09:48:32 AM
Shakespeare's Monkey: Arrr, hoist the main sail Master Bates!

I'D SWAB HER POOP-DECK!!!
 
2007-10-16 09:49:14 AM
www.pcshock.com
 
2007-10-16 09:51:03 AM
ec1.images-amazon.com

mmmmmmm pirates!

www.greatlakesfilmfest.com
 
2007-10-16 09:57:03 AM
The Dread Pirate Roberts unavailable for comment
 
2007-10-16 10:02:05 AM
What? Nothing about the FSM? You guys are slipping.
 
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