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(Some Guy)   Remember that article about human sex with robots by 2050? Apparently, Norelco wants to start now (safe for work) (sponsored link)   (feeldifferent.philips.com) divider line 130
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2007-10-15 01:45:21 PM
I'll wait for the Sean Young and Daryl Hannah robots coming out in 2019.

www.the-garrison.com

Besides, look at the sharp back of the head on the Norelco robot, she's way below my stand...
 
2007-10-15 01:46:18 PM
I, for one, would like to welcome our new robot doms.

www.the-garrison.com
 
2007-10-15 01:46:54 PM
And this video ("Robo Girl")^ should have been plenty of warning.
 
2007-10-15 01:47:47 PM
JEEZUS! ESSLPODY WITH BR POSTS THIS THREAD IS!

/has seen the FINAL CUT
//nifty
 
2007-10-15 01:49:40 PM
Robot sex?

farm3.static.flickr.com


This doctor approves.
 
2007-10-15 01:49:59 PM
Just remember: Chu only does eyes.
 
2007-10-15 01:51:13 PM
ObscureNameHere: Just remember: Chu only does eyes.

The worst damn book adaptation, EVAR.
 
2007-10-15 01:51:44 PM
Norelco came out with a razor specifically meant for men's bodies last Christmas.

It had the FREAKIEST WEBSITE. Some retro-looking dude in a bathrobe making very thinly veiled references to how his testicles were as smooth as baubles on a Christmas tree.

*shudder*
 
2007-10-15 01:51:45 PM
Fiery the angels fell....

/loves me the BR
//need close ups of hauer/batty tattoos.
 
2007-10-15 01:54:31 PM
Maud Dib: I prefer a vag that will not electrocute my willie.

Some people are into that.

I heard there's this amazing new invention... what was it again? Plastic? Latex? Something like that. Maybe they could use some of that new-fangled stuff in the sexbot.
 
2007-10-15 01:55:37 PM
bandy: ObscureNameHere: Just remember: Chu only does eyes.

The worst damn book adaptation, EVAR.


No shiat.

And Tchaikovsky's "Peter and the Wolf" lacked the lyrical descriptivness of the folk tale.

Different media, different story.

BR != Do Androids Dream, so what?

BR = Great movie.

/still like dick
//still like BR
///hates brainless, slavish book adaptations
 
2007-10-15 01:57:31 PM
voetbalenzo.be

The Japanese are well on their way, of course they are still working hard at research and development. This robot girl is obviously missing the "O" mouth
 
2007-10-15 02:01:05 PM
Just remember: Chu only does eyes.

If they'd both have lived, Chu would have made a fortune fixing Dr. Tyrell.
 
2007-10-15 02:02:24 PM
Bah old news. I figure it will be within the next 10 years rudimentary sex robots will appear.
 
2007-10-15 02:03:16 PM
As long as it has a red LED for a clit men have a shot at the high score.
 
2007-10-15 02:07:10 PM
That robot in TFA needs bigger boobs. Other than that, where do I sign up?
 
2007-10-15 02:07:46 PM
home.earthlink.net

Would you like to take a moment to register me?
/Hmm, not right now.
//I'll remind you later, you hot stud you.

///should have shown him "Electrogonorrhea: the noisy killer" instead.
////Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot! Oh well, that's love for you, I guess.
 
2007-10-15 02:08:06 PM
So glad I picked this as my Fark handle. Couldn't have been better timing.
 
2007-10-15 02:15:55 PM
Anyone remember:
img227.imageshack.us

?

/off my lawn
 
2007-10-15 02:17:26 PM
If you fantasize about C3-P0, does that make you gay?

/asking for a friend
 
2007-10-15 02:17:46 PM
You should write a book...people need to know about the CAN EAT MORE.

www.facade.com
 
2007-10-15 02:18:29 PM
Colour_out_of_Space: Anyone remember:


?

/off my lawn


Try a tube shot.
 
2007-10-15 02:19:06 PM
Colour_out_of_Space

I think that green booty is little too lucious for the old school.
 
2007-10-15 02:20:07 PM
snake_beater: GreatNOD: Ghost in the Shell

Technically, she's a human in a robot body. Also, she's a lesbian.

/read the manga for proof


I was under the impression Motoko was bi, although leaning more to women.

/Kuze?
 
2007-10-15 02:21:15 PM
Colour_out_of_Space, you Lovecraftian Luddite, maybe this is more your speed-

digitalarts.lcc.gatech.edu
 
2007-10-15 02:23:26 PM
GreatNOD: Ghost in the Shell

Technically, she's a human in a robot body. Also, she's a lesbian.


Bonus.

/all lesbians are just waiting for the meat filling to complete their pie party
//especially fictional illustrated electronic ones
 
2007-10-15 02:23:33 PM
Sponsored link, meaning someone is paying Drew for us to blabber uncontrollably about some product we'll never buy?

/I guess everyone's gotta make a buck
 
2007-10-15 02:25:32 PM
Colour_out_of_Space: Anyone remember:


?

/off my lawn


Man, oh man do I remember that. ". . . try Xenon again. . "

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2007-10-15 02:34:53 PM
There's even a model for priests:

www.hollywoodjesus.com
 
2007-10-15 02:38:05 PM
I've got metal-fever already!

/I'll take two Salma Hayeks, a Monica Belluci, one Tyra Banks circa 1999...
//And three Shakiras. Those hip rotors are going to burn themselves out faster than Lindsey Lohan at a coke party
///Speaking of which, one Lindsey Lohan before she got pathetic and whorish
 
2007-10-15 02:38:47 PM
carrion_luggage: There's even a model for priests:

You magnificant bastard!
 
2007-10-15 02:42:31 PM
Yes! Robot sex in happy Uncanny Valley Resort!

//not obscure
 
2007-10-15 02:43:01 PM
mooseyfate:
///Speaking of which, one Lindsey Lohan before she got pathetic and whorish


ahh yes the donkey punch model
 
Ral
2007-10-15 02:52:56 PM
Well then.
 
2007-10-15 02:55:59 PM
Feenix566: EverWatcher: I noticed the ad on Fark, too. Does Drew still get happy pants when he watches the new Heineken spot on TV (with the fembot hiding the keg in her torso)?

That chick is HOTT.


by hott you mean ugly right?
 
2007-10-15 02:57:11 PM
I'm thinking a two part castable Urethane, something in a 20-30A shore would be sufficiently realistic.
The materials similation aspect is there now.Just waiting on the AI.
 
2007-10-15 02:59:37 PM
carrion_luggage:

THAT WAS THE BEST!!!
 
2007-10-15 03:04:12 PM
GreatNOD: Ghost in the Shell

Technically, she's a human in a robot body. Also, she's a lesbian.

Bonus.

/all lesbians are just waiting for the meat filling to complete their pie party
//especially fictional illustrated electronic ones



Actually Kusangi goes both ways.
 
2007-10-15 03:14:49 PM
darkmayo: GreatNOD: Ghost in the Shell

Technically, she's a human in a robot body. Also, she's a lesbian.

Bonus.

/all lesbians are just waiting for the meat filling to complete their pie party
//especially fictional illustrated electronic ones


Actually Kusangi goes both ways.


When you can swap your chassis for a male one at a moment's notice, you might as well go both ways. Gender distinctions would become irrelevant
 
2007-10-15 03:15:54 PM
I noticed their banner ads a few days ago and thought they they were awfully seductive.

/not that there is anything wrong with that.
//sure a lot more erotic than the epirip 357
///I'd hit it.
////She doesn't even have sharp knees!
 
2007-10-15 03:16:55 PM
Colour_out_of_Space -

You mean..."*moan* Enter Xenon!" ? Nope. Don't remember it at all... X-/

carrion_luggage There's even a model for priests

"Okay - let's see what you CAN'T pee with, then!"
 
2007-10-15 03:17:01 PM
Fark This!: darkmayo: GreatNOD: Ghost in the Shell

Technically, she's a human in a robot body. Also, she's a lesbian.

Bonus.

/all lesbians are just waiting for the meat filling to complete their pie party
//especially fictional illustrated electronic ones


Actually Kusangi goes both ways.

When you can swap your chassis for a male one at a moment's notice, you might as well go both ways. Gender distinctions would become irrelevant


If I could swap my body with a females I would be a lesbian. :P
 
2007-10-15 03:21:51 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2007-10-15 03:25:43 PM
1.) Advertisements are not news.
2.) Judging by that handle, norelco didn't design that "just for men"...
3.) Take a very close look at the background a few pixels left of that fembot's elbow...
 
2007-10-15 03:26:11 PM
the story titles here are getting dumber and dumber...
 
2007-10-15 03:30:46 PM
LoneVVolf:3.) Take a very close look at the background a few pixels left of that fembot's elbow...

I was looking at that earlier and trying to figure out what was going on. I see the robot's face, and it looks like a woman's face, half-kissing, half trying to share a piece of faeces.
 
2007-10-15 03:35:14 PM
LoneVVolf: 1.) Advertisements are not news.
2.) Judging by that handle, norelco didn't design that "just for men"...
3.) Take a very close look at the background a few pixels left of that fembot's elbow...


She's blowing the penis coming out of the guys chin??

That's hot.
 
2007-10-15 03:37:55 PM
www.geocities.com

/was expecting someone else do put up this one
 
2007-10-15 03:38:29 PM
Grither:
She's blowing the penis coming out of the guys chin??

That's hot.


I like your interpretation a hell of a lot better than mine.
 
2007-10-15 03:40:31 PM
Grither: LoneVVolf: 1.) Advertisements are not news.
2.) Judging by that handle, norelco didn't design that "just for men"...
3.) Take a very close look at the background a few pixels left of that fembot's elbow...

She's blowing the penis coming out of the guys chin??

That's hot.


That's what I saw, but now that I read boarral's post, all I can think is "shiatcawk". You bastard.
 
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