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(Sandusky Register)   Nobody ever cared about shirtless idiots with painted chests at football games -- until the hot girls started doing it   (sanduskyregister.com ) divider line
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2007-10-14 05:17:57 AM  
Quick note: we all love teh boobies, but please don't post those painted ones inline. Linking is fine, just warn people about the NSFW.

Believe it or not, stupid as it is there are some people who get fired for stuff like that. Even on Sundays. Totally lame but we'd rather nobody get in trouble for enjoying a thread.
 
2007-10-14 01:50:14 PM  
This is a no-brainer. We were created in God's Image, therefore we have to hide It, cut (or chaw) parts of It off, link It with guilt and shame, inject It with collagen, create a legal code whereby exposing It carries a penalty, suck fat from underneath Its skin. . .

.
 
2007-10-14 02:04:18 PM  
TTIWWOP
 
2007-10-14 02:05:41 PM  
i62.photobucket.com
 
2007-10-14 03:24:59 PM  
I propose we have a constitutional convention and repeal the right to be offended.
 
2007-10-14 03:45:38 PM  
DistendedPendulusFrenulum: This is a no-brainer. We were created in God's Image, therefore we have to hide It, cut (or chaw) parts of It off, link It with guilt and shame, inject It with collagen, create a legal code whereby exposing It carries a penalty, suck fat from underneath Its skin. . .

You forgot tattoos.
 
2007-10-14 03:59:30 PM  
I'm only here for the pics.
 
2007-10-14 04:37:41 PM  
It's ok, I only read Fark for the articles.

/Ummmmmmm......
 
2007-10-14 04:43:39 PM  
Finally, something useful from the world of sports.
 
2007-10-14 04:43:42 PM  
I FELL for it... again!
 
2007-10-14 04:44:38 PM  
pics or stfu!


//came in specificall for pics
 
2007-10-14 04:44:54 PM  
Is there a problem here?

/Sports bras? I feel cheated.
 
2007-10-14 04:45:14 PM  
Too bad it wasn't those girls from FSU.

/Giggety.
 
2007-10-14 04:45:25 PM  
They spelled "Streaks"? Shame... "Ass Trek" would've been better.

//Will I get censored?
 
2007-10-14 04:46:03 PM  
I feel cheated from the lack of pics
 
2007-10-14 04:46:35 PM  
Loverboy586: I feel cheated from the lack of pics

That too.
 
2007-10-14 04:47:20 PM  
I support this trend.
 
2007-10-14 04:47:27 PM  
TFA: With threats of gang-related activities and "color wars," eliminating body paint helps keep students clear of what could be dangerous situations, school officials say.

"If people knew what we've prevented, they'd applaud us," Poggiali said.


I sincerely doubt it, sir.
 
2007-10-14 04:47:28 PM  
Apparently if you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself.
 
2007-10-14 04:48:19 PM  
Sport Bras? GAHHHHH!
 
2007-10-14 04:49:04 PM  
Chastain86: Apparently if you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself.

NSFW, maybe?
 
TSE
2007-10-14 04:49:21 PM  
DistendedPendulusFrenulum: This is a no-brainer. We were created in God's Image.

FAIL. You are a casualty of pop culture theocracy.
 
2007-10-14 04:49:23 PM  
Sweater puppies. Probably NSFW
 
2007-10-14 04:49:28 PM  
Super (NSFW, pops)
 
2007-10-14 04:49:43 PM  
Chastain86: Apparently if you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself.

me: "Oh yeah...she's pretty hot, but where's the body pai...wait a minute. Oh! Oh, I see!"

hehe..very nice
 
2007-10-14 04:50:22 PM  
Anyone lose a jar of pickles? I think i know where they went.
 
2007-10-14 04:50:24 PM  
Girl at my college put duct tape on her breasts and joined the group of guys spelling stuff out with paint. No problem. (Well, maybe she had trouble getting it off, I don't know.)

The difference is, high schools are always stupidly uptight because:
1) Most of the student body is under 18, and we all know how stupid the law is with people under 18.
2) Principals and/or School Boards pretty much always act like miniature dictators.
3) The people who the school board is in charge of don't get to vote out the school board. See #2 above.
 
2007-10-14 04:50:34 PM  
kilgorn not realted Thanks, but my name isn't ted.
 
2007-10-14 04:51:22 PM  
I have high hopes for this thread
 
2007-10-14 04:52:12 PM  
The same thing just happened at a high school game in Fla...

Link (new window)
 
2007-10-14 04:52:37 PM  
Sports bras? Come on.
 
2007-10-14 04:52:47 PM  
Doran: NSFW, maybe?

Probably, but at least mine was linked. Plus, if you're clicking on links from a thread that indicates "painted female fans" you're probably going to get what you expected, no?
 
2007-10-14 04:53:30 PM  
Anyone who doesn't get patriotic looking at this, which is NSFW, is totally unamerican. We should definitely allow this.

And who wouldn't cheer for this team? (also NSFW)

And finally, every team should have a mascot like this (NSFW Again)

\More painted chests please.
\\Off soapbox
 
2007-10-14 04:54:42 PM  
If people knew what we've prevented, they'd applaud us," Poggiali said.

"You tying knots in my tail, boy". "Go suck an egg".
 
2007-10-14 04:56:02 PM  
 
2007-10-14 04:56:18 PM  
***
"If people knew what we've prevented, they'd applaud us," Poggiali said.
***

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
 
2007-10-14 04:58:30 PM  
Quantumbunny:
This (from your link) is an amazingly appropiate symbol for the current state of American government. Just... wow.
 
2007-10-14 04:58:42 PM  
What the fark?

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2007-10-14 04:59:07 PM  
Bah. This.
http://xahlee.org/Periodic_dosage_dir/lanci/merko/starwars6.jpg

Stupid 403.
 
2007-10-14 05:00:07 PM  
We should get a NSFW tag on the headline so we can go off posting pics.
 
2007-10-14 05:00:38 PM  
calanan: What the fark?

It's a quote bubble (like you see in the comics) with a pencil writing on it. What did you think it was, a penis?
 
2007-10-14 05:01:58 PM  
It, sir, looks nothing like anything I've seen in the comics and everything like an 8-bit penis, yes.
 
2007-10-14 05:04:19 PM  
Howard Finkelstein: kilgorn: /not realted

Enjoy your time off.....



Quick! Go tell the teacher on them! Oooooo, you gonna get in trouble!
 
2007-10-14 05:06:15 PM  
Also, what the hell?
"There are several other ways to show spirit: pep rallies, parades, car painting, etc."

Yes, a bunch of high school students are going to paint their car to show school spirit.

Seriously, wtf? Someone hit this man with a cluebat.
 
2007-10-14 05:08:47 PM  
"Our spirit isn't what it used to be years ago, and that's not because of paint.""

I'd say he does have a point there. But I suppose it should be done on a district by district basis. I mean using the gang wars excuse wouldn't fly in someplace like Poughkeepsie NY, would it?
 
2007-10-14 05:10:15 PM  
The_EliteOne: "Our spirit isn't what it used to be years ago, and that's not because of paint.""

I'd say he does have a point there. But I suppose it should be done on a district by district basis. I mean using the gang wars excuse wouldn't fly in someplace like Poughkeepsie NY, would it?


Yes it would, places filled with rich people are scared shiatless of any possibility of "unruly gangs". The difference is, those places would be scared of a 2-man "gang" whereas someone in downtown Detroit would laugh at a 2-man "gang".
 
2007-10-14 05:10:40 PM  
Howard Finkelstein
Enjoy your time off....

I take it that should have had a NSFW ?
 
2007-10-14 05:11:22 PM  
All I know is they have some beautiful beaches in Ohio:

adimages.townnews.com
I bet those people are constantly shoveling starfish out of their driveway.
 
2007-10-14 05:11:42 PM  
I just looked it up, and Poughkeepsie isn't even a wealthy city, so I have no idea what his example was supposed to be about, then.

/is confused
 
2007-10-14 05:12:19 PM  
us.movies1.yimg.com

He is American. How sad for you to grow up in a country that was founded by prudes. A country over run with crime and illiteracy. A country were a man is forced to make sex to only one woman at a time and one must learn the woman's name before hand.
 
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