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(   Flavor Flav Sentenced To Nine Weeks Behind Bars   ( divider line
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7336 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Sep 2002 at 4:35 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-09-29 11:15:01 AM  
How about his punishment for making stupid music?
2002-09-29 12:01:53 PM  
that dude has some serious dental problems
2002-09-29 12:11:04 PM  
Who's going to break the news to SuburbanCowboy?
2002-09-29 12:56:30 PM  
That's whack.
2002-09-29 02:38:13 PM  
They're just trying to put a black eye in the gang.
2002-09-29 02:39:31 PM  
when he played here a couple of years ago he had this huge hunk of styrofoam cheese he was dancing with.

my friend videotaped the concert and was in the front row, if you play the parts of Flav dancing in slow mo... his face is so contorted, weird bug eyes, god I have to watch it again sometime.
2002-09-29 03:41:54 PM  
DrToast, that's what I'm wondering.

At least the man will always know how much longer until he's released.
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2002-09-29 03:42:36 PM  
Dumbass. Entertaining, however.
2002-09-29 04:40:19 PM  
and that's COOL why? because the article submitter doesn't like PE? daaaamn...

Base! How low can you go?
2002-09-29 04:41:47 PM  
I didn't know that cold-lamping was a crime
2002-09-29 04:43:23 PM  
This really deserves the Dumbass tag,doing time 'cos you're too dumb to pay traffic tickets and see your probation officer,clearly a case of the blue eyed devil keeping a brother down.
2002-09-29 04:43:38 PM  
thats what you get for being stuck in early 90's! He can always call his old pal max headroom and they can crack vanilla ice jokes to pass the time.
2002-09-29 04:44:22 PM  

I agree, improper use of tag.

Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200

2002-09-29 04:44:46 PM  
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Booooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
2002-09-29 04:45:07 PM  
"hip-hoppers in general are the victims of an unfair and biased judicial system."

"The sentence was imposed because Flavor Flav violated the terms of his parole by failing to make his scheduled appointments with his probation officer and failing to pay numerous traffic violations."

Totally unfair! To be sent to jail for violating parole and not paying traffic violations!

Come on. This is not a hip-hop issue, this is a cheese issue.
2002-09-29 04:45:11 PM  
I charge that he is an ass-clown.
2002-09-29 04:47:55 PM  
I see your ass-clown and raise you an asshat
2002-09-29 04:50:26 PM  
Okay, this is not cool, but he did bring it on himself. It's only nine weeks, though. He's a big boy. He can take it. Of course, anyone is welcome to try to make the case that Flavor Flav isn't insane.
2002-09-29 04:51:54 PM  
going to jail for missing appointments? of all people you'd think Flavor Flav would be on time for everything
2002-09-29 04:52:56 PM  
"We charge that the conditions in Riker's Island are deplorable and completely unsuitable for somebody who we proclaim to be a hero of hip-hop and American culture"

man he shouldn't go to jail because...because...uh,because we like him. yeah. what kind of farked up system sends a man to jail that we like?
2002-09-29 04:53:27 PM  
The man's uzi used to weigh a ton and now he's getting busted for traffic tickets! Slippn Flava, slippn.
2002-09-29 04:55:24 PM  
2002-09-29 04:58:24 PM  
I think it would be appropriate to turn that clock holder around his neck into a soap holder around his neck
2002-09-29 05:02:35 PM  
Perhaps 911 is not a joke.
2002-09-29 05:06:54 PM  
Can't "Fight the Power".
2002-09-29 05:14:47 PM  
Way to fight the power, Flav. Aren't you rich enough to have people to pay the traffic tickets for you and drive you to the parole meetings? I mean, if you're to dumb to get underlings, than you deserve to go to jail. What are celebrity and riches for if not to have people take take of the mundane, banal parts of our existence? First thing I do when I hit it big is get me some underlings.
2002-09-29 05:15:16 PM  
Someone should let PE know their 15 minutes is up.
2002-09-29 05:16:28 PM  
James Brown is God
2002-09-29 05:20:56 PM  
Say it isn't so Dr. Toast, say it isn't so.
maybe at least I will have some new pictures of him to use.
2002-09-29 05:21:09 PM  
What type of prisons do other stars get?

I seem to remember that Johnny Cash/Waylon and whoever else got real prison sentences [fulsom?].
2002-09-29 05:22:13 PM  

Yo homey, don't drop that soap.
2002-09-29 05:22:16 PM  
I thought he was making prank 911 calls.

Or was he charged with arson in SOuthern California.

Fear of a Black Planet kicks much ass.
2002-09-29 05:23:26 PM  
Cool? No, that's not cool. Dumbass yes, but P E KICKS ASS ANYWAY!

I got a letter from the government, the other day... I opened and read it, it said they were suckas!
2002-09-29 05:24:47 PM  
He used to live in Wyandanch, which is a predominantly black town just north of mine. Every time he was arrested, he would be brought in to the first precinct which is just a few blocks from my house.
2002-09-29 05:25:06 PM  
so.... will they take away Flav's giant clock when he enters prison?

Flava Flav doesn't go down like that!
2002-09-29 05:26:12 PM  
Rykers is a bad place, I agree. If anyone is safe in there though, I bet it's Flav. Nobody will mess with him.

Too bad.
2002-09-29 05:34:35 PM  
Who removed the "C" from "Rap"?
2002-09-29 05:36:15 PM  
Flava will have fun at rikers...maybe it will change him up a bit for the better. FIGHT THE POWER!
2002-09-29 05:38:33 PM  
Muse-sick in our time, indeed. Et tu, Flava?
2002-09-29 05:41:38 PM  
Anyone know where I can get me one of them big azz clock necklaces? I think I know who I'm going as this halloween!

2002-09-29 05:41:50 PM  
Who is the muse of rap? Thugarella? Ganstetta? Wu Tantina?
2002-09-29 05:51:08 PM  
Welcome to the terrordome.

Ho ho ho ho.
2002-09-29 05:51:32 PM  

You can do like I did and buy a cheap-ass wall-clock at Target. I got one for 5 bucks. Then I just used one of those goofy lanyard things that companys give away and put it through wear it's supposed to have a nail hang it..... it was dope. 'course, the party I went to, everyone was like, "Are you Eminem?" Yeah, like Eminem ever wore a goddamn clock. Just 'cause I'm white, they ignore the GIGANTIC CLOCK!? Damn...

Went to another party though that wasn't all white people, and everyone knew it - so that's a plus. YEEEEEEEEAH BOOOOYEEEE!
2002-09-29 05:56:49 PM  


Crap - C = Rap


Woo boy.. That one NEVER gets old..

2002-09-29 06:00:27 PM  
Oh wow, it does....

quite the apiphany. Or is it epiphany? I don't even know anymore...
2002-09-29 06:04:26 PM  
I like public enemy.. Quite alot. Though I was really disheartened when I bought the live from the house of blues DVD. It was embarrasing, really. Massive amounts of really obvious lipsyncing. Often falling totally out of sync.. Flavor also had a lovely little rant about OJ simpson in the bonus deleted scenes section that made me lose a good deal of respect for him.

2002-09-29 06:04:31 PM  
Im not even a big rap fan but I have to say PE rocks.
2002-09-29 07:43:08 PM  
snuguaro, the juice is innocent.
2002-09-29 08:08:05 PM  
Flav is doing better - this time he's not going to jail for drug or firearm possession. This jail time probably comes from all the times he's been popped for driving without a license (which has happened something like 2 dozen times).
2002-09-29 08:56:22 PM  
I agree, PE rocks, and I think rap is the worst type of music... if you even think its a valid type of music. Singing along to a beat is not music. Neither is pop, but thats another story.

But damn, I need a clock necklace. Because I'm white and it would be obnoxious. Maybe I should wear it to prom... ^__^
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