/made for a long ago PS (pops bigger version)

Oh, right. Boomers. Thanks for the reminder:

This Flaming Lips song is one of my favorites.

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=150791

One more robot learns to be
Something more than a machine
When it tries the way it does
Makes it seem like it can love
Because it's hard to say what's real
When you know the way you feel
Is it wrong to think it's love
When it tries the way it does?

Practice safe robo-sex, keep your junk grounded

Can't believe no one's posted this one yet.

What? No Cherry 2000 pics? Melanie Griffith when she was hot and as a redhead. Kee-rist. I call upon all farkers with the goods. Post 'em.

Hmmmmmm....

How about one that can shoot beer out of her nipples, and has a HD TV screen in the middle of her back.(Waterproof, of course)

agent #1: so what was it like having sex with a robot?
agent#2: it sucked.
agent#1: figuratively?
agent#2: electronically.


\spy groove ruled.

AntiNorm: They already make ultra-realistic sex dolls, if you have the several thousand dollars to blow (heh heh, blow) on them.

It's not the same if they don't fight back.

/What?

Sweet, I hope im still alive by then. ^__^

Levy is currently writing a paper on the ethical treatment of robots.

2050, I was hoping something like early spring 2008... maybe Q1 2009.


Hope I'm around to see a "Man gets his weewee pinched off trying to anally pleasure his Xtc-9124b" on Fark.

Then a bunch of snarky techgeeks in the forum saying that the model was never made for anal. But with a bios flash and a little case modding....

Guys you're not trying...

Pffft! Real Doll. Try this!

They get all the babes...

Wait, I don't quite understand. Why not just have sex with a real woman?

Psshaw, just go to Connecticut.

Day_Old_Dutchie: Awesome. It's something I might try with my friends to make funny videos... and also making two sex robots making robot sex on the sidewalk... would be great and funny.

R. Jander Panell disapproves!

/obscure?

DRTFT, but mechanics /= robotics

Live Science is to science as CNN is to news.

"Sex with robots is more common than people think..."

/

Robot sex seems like way too much trouble if you think about it. Even if something like Real Dolls become a dime a dozen, where would you store the things? Then there's the whole creep factor of trying to fark a mechanical corpse, especially when the things can start dominating a human in the sack.

Unless you happen to be completely hopeless, there's not much reason to stop using traditional sex aids when going solo or playing together. Going full-robot for sexual purposes is just asking for trouble, regardless of whether or not there is a human on both ends. Eventually one of these things are going huccup, forget the safety word and rape someone, or will be used to rape others over the internet from halfway around the world.

Come to think of it, I'm surprised Japan hasn't already developed a robo-rape fetish...

/approved... a really long time ago.

It might be the only solution to overpopulation left...

piltdown wins.

/by the way, those Asian doll things are freaking SCARY.

So I won't have to pick up hookers in my flying car?

the sybian approves.

My vibrator is really getting a kick out of these replies.

Does not think this would end well.

/obscure?
//maybe? just a little bit?

All you "realmeat" purists:
When you're plasborged and nanited and staring down the barrel of perhaps thirty or forty centuries of slouching around trying to make something of your outrageously-long life, then you can judge the rightness or wrongness of hard drugs or robotsecks. (Robotsecks? Why has nobody posted a pic of that yet?) In the meanwhile, mind your own business.

...Nah, just kidding. More and more when I hear about such futurist projections of human sexuality, I just ask myself "What Would Captain Jack Harkness Do?"

/Anyone else think Lazarus Churchyard might really be Geddy Lee?

Scientists predict sex with robots by 2050

Forty-three years? Give me five beers, a Teddy Ruxpin, and a Liz Phair cassette, and I'll show you the future.

/Oooooh, yeah....

Ha! ELIZA. I used to have that program on my Commodore 64 when I was a kid. It was stupid, all it did was repeat your previous answers back to you in the form of a question. Eg-

ELIZA: How are you feeling today?

Me: Crappy, I killed my dad with an axe last week and this morning the dog dug up his body and is running around the yard with his femur.

ELIZA: Tell me about your dads femur. How does the axe make you feel about your dog?

Me: This is farking stoopid

...as if the Japanese race wasn't disappearing fast enough.

Grotesk: "What Would Captain Jack Harkness Do?"

Get his head stuck in a jar?

therealfloydthursby: Scientists predict sex with robots by 2050

Forty-three years? Give me five beers, a Teddy Ruxpin, and a Liz Phair cassette, and I'll show you the future.

/Oooooh, yeah....

Funniest sheeyat I read or heard all day.

What's so wrong with a little programming?



//yes, I know... window seat and all that jazz...

well by then everyone will have no social skills nor an ability to mate... we will be primitive... so robots and DNA invitro robot will be the only way for our pathetic society to go on!!

AntiNorm: They already make ultra-realistic sex dolls, if you have the several thousand dollars to blow (heh heh, blow) on them.

Pops, NSFW

$7k?

real girlfriends are far cheaper

and livelier.