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Have we learned nothing from Futurama?

Dateline: July 23, 2052
Farker Gwydion56 was found dead in his home today in what police are describing as a "robotics accident". The 96-yr-old Farker was wearing two wet-suits and a diving mask as the time of his death. More details will be released after the coroner stops laughing.

I Dated a Robot; a cautionary tale

Ordinary human dating. It's enjoyable and it serves an important purpose: reproduction. But when a human dates an artificial mate, there is no purpose. Only enjoyment. And that leads to... tragedy...

Ordinarily, Billy would work hard to make money from his paper route. Then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis, thus earning the slim chance to perform the reproductive act. But in a world where teens can date robots, why should he bother? Why should anyone bother? Let's take a look at Billy's planet a year later. [The scene changes and a foam hand rolls across an empty football field.] Where are all the football stars? [The foam hand drifts across an empty laboratory.] And where are the biochemists? [The scene changes to a split screen of human and robot couples making out on beds.] They're trapped! Trapped in a soft, vise-like grip of robot lips. All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex... and sometimes the same sex.

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

One_Cent_Tenth_Spatula, what are you, some kind of robophobe? Or are you just a closeted robosexual? Kinda like Phelpsbot.

I bet you go around telling everybody that you're just your robot "friend's" debugger. And you claim that robosexuals will go to hell and endure tortures (most of which rhyme) for all eternity.

I'm on to you.

Pervert.

PEN15, you fool! You're no longer protected by the anonymity of your Fark login.

Now everyone knows your real name: Billy Everyteen.

Muahahahahahahaha. Ha.