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(The Sun)   Woman accidentally discovers she's the star of a porn DVD her boyfriend filmed. If you're interested, she's freshly single, attractive, and doesn't mind an ugly man with a small penis. With cross-eyed pic   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 301
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2007-10-11 12:52:16 PM  
If you're interested, she's freshly single, attractive...

Subby needs to raise his standards just a tad.
 
2007-10-11 01:00:02 PM  
Amanda later discovered twisted Stuart Dent had secretly filmed their love-making,


Well, Dent Stuart Dent, better have some peanuts.
 
2007-10-11 01:03:20 PM  
I'd just like to know where she was when she first saw the video. It sounds like she picked up an amateur DVD to engage in a schlicking, and got quite a surprise.

It's okay when other people do it.

3Horn
 
2007-10-11 01:05:14 PM  
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL x-i'd
 
2007-10-11 01:12:29 PM  
3horn: It's okay when other people do it.

Sure, the key is both of them have know they are doing it. The midget does too. I am not sure the donkey can consent.
 
2007-10-11 03:22:06 PM  
How do you "accidentally" discover? Don't you just discover? Bah.
 
2007-10-11 03:22:49 PM  
Tat'dGreaser

Yes...
 
2007-10-11 03:22:50 PM  
four95: Subby needs to raise his standards just a tad.

Agreed


3Horn
 
2007-10-11 03:23:06 PM  
I wouldn't go near here. You can tell she's just looking for Amanda Leech of off.
 
2007-10-11 03:23:11 PM  
FTFA: Violated ... Amanda Leech


WTF was she violated with, the ugly stick?
 
2007-10-11 03:23:19 PM  
After a six pack and a whiskey guzzle, I'd uncross it.
 
2007-10-11 03:23:38 PM  
you gotta go through alot of porn watching until you find the one with you in it.

Shes not terrible, probably not bad from behind. Just dont look her in an eye..its probably impossible to look her in the eyes though.
 
2007-10-11 03:23:45 PM  
m0ondoggy: four95: Subby needs to raise his standards just a tad.

Agreed


3Horn


Amen, brother.

3Horn
 
2007-10-11 03:23:51 PM  
Anybody else get "null" as the page title?
 
2007-10-11 03:23:55 PM  
damn!...I mean..just ...wow
 
2007-10-11 03:24:03 PM  
Amanda Leech

"I need Amanda Leech." She wants a husband.
 
2007-10-11 03:24:12 PM  
Anybody notice that this story is from February of 2006?

Some things are just timeless I guess.
 
2007-10-11 03:24:17 PM  
Love the headline: "Rat made secret sex tape"

She's into rats huh? Must love the taste of rat milk

/not obscure, not even slightly
 
2007-10-11 03:24:23 PM  
For accuracy's sake, I would have left "attractive" out of the headline, and such as.
 
2007-10-11 03:24:36 PM  
Hmm...do not want.

I haven't posted in like 3 years lul.
 
2007-10-11 03:25:00 PM  
"Then one night, as the couple were watching TV, 43-year-old Dent made an indecent proposal.

Amanda, from Doncaster, says: "At first I didn't understand what he was talking about when he said he wanted to make a film of us, but he soon made it clear it would be in the bedroom."

She knew he made a movie and now acts like a victim. What an idiot.
 
2007-10-11 03:25:04 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: How do you "accidentally" discover? Don't you just discover? Bah.

It's not accidental if you're looking for something, like the Northwest Passage or a navigable path around the world.
 
2007-10-11 03:25:06 PM  
This thread is useless without torrents.
 
2007-10-11 03:25:06 PM  
I don't know why but this made me think about some girl who posted an ad on Craigslist.

I don't remember the details at all, but it was one of those big deals at the time.

Does anyone know if there's a site that keeps copies of Craigslist ads that get a lot of attention on the internet?

I'm pretty sure the ad was got the green on Fark when it was big.
 
2007-10-11 03:25:31 PM  
Holy crap. Fark you Sun for having talking/musical ads that start without warning. I couldn't find the farking window that was playing "HI! I'M JAYNE SEYMORE, AND I LIKE IT UP THE ARSE." and ended up just pulling the power on my computer to shut it the fark up in the middle of the meeting that I was in.

awesome.
 
2007-10-11 03:25:35 PM  
P.S. She's got the "Atcha-Forya Eyes".

One's lookin' atcha, the other's lookin' for ya.
 
2007-10-11 03:25:42 PM  
Why does this never happen to me?
 
2007-10-11 03:25:58 PM  
Are you looking at me, or the guy thirty feet to my left??
 
2007-10-11 03:26:06 PM  
www.uglypeople.tv
 
2007-10-11 03:26:08 PM  
img515.imageshack.us



/feeling a little huffy today
 
2007-10-11 03:26:12 PM  
Am I alone or does everyone quoted by the sun sound exactly the same?

They all go on a two paragraph tirade of how utterly disgusting and vile something is without pause, always exaggerate with polarizing terms (ie "mentally raped"), and they have these really stringy poor grammar sentences that go on and on.

Is this the way Brits just talk? Constant blabbermouthy outrage?
 
2007-10-11 03:26:17 PM  
Too bad she was stale enough to not just make a freakin' video with him in the first place. Perhaps that would have prevented him from needing to make a secret video without her consent.


/female
//not a cold fish
///would not hit it
 
2007-10-11 03:26:22 PM  
3horn: I'd just like to know where she was when she first saw the video. It sounds like she picked up an amateur DVD to engage in a schlicking, and got quite a surprise.

It's okay when other people do it.

3Horn


Jesus Christ, a 3Horn sighting! Get in the car!
 
2007-10-11 03:26:28 PM  
Yes, but does she like grog?
 
2007-10-11 03:26:34 PM  
Three Horn
 
2007-10-11 03:26:39 PM  
When she looks at me, she just sees a loser.

And the clock.
 
2007-10-11 03:26:55 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: How do you "accidentally" discover? Don't you just discover? Bah.

Yeah. As the word's nomenclature implies, you have to "remove the cover from" something that was previously unknown. This suggests a deliberate action. If it is accidental, it wasn't a conscious effort, and therefore was merely... AM I REALLY TYPING THIS PEDANTIC CRAP???
 
2007-10-11 03:26:56 PM  
img181.imageshack.us
 
2007-10-11 03:27:05 PM  
"I was off men at the time"
Oh no you weren't

/can't get my eyes uncrossed.........not even wearing those glasses
 
2007-10-11 03:27:14 PM  
FTFA: Amanda's shocking tale is revealed on Day Three of The Sun's Real Life series celebrating the launch of Love It! ?

Thank you "The Sun" I feel titillated already.

/I have my doubts that they have her best interests in mind.
 
2007-10-11 03:27:40 PM  
xtex: Holy crap. Fark you Sun for having talking/musical ads that start without warning. I couldn't find the farking window that was playing "HI! I'M JAYNE SEYMORE, AND I LIKE IT UP THE ARSE." and ended up just pulling the power on my computer to shut it the fark up in the middle of the meeting that I was in.

awesome.


Haha. That's hilarious. The best are the ones that lock up when you try to close them as someone's walking in your office.
 
2007-10-11 03:27:41 PM  
i177.photobucket.com
 
2007-10-11 03:27:47 PM  
xtex: Holy crap. Fark you Sun for having talking/musical ads that start without warning. I couldn't find the farking window that was playing "HI! I'M JAYNE SEYMORE, AND I LIKE IT UP THE ARSE." and ended up just pulling the power on my computer to shut it the fark up in the middle of the meeting that I was in.

awesome.


You, sir, need AdBlock and FlashBlock.

3Horn
 
2007-10-11 03:28:06 PM  
I'm sorry, did you say she's "attractive"?
 
2007-10-11 03:28:17 PM  
"You're a jerk, Dent."


/oblig?
 
2007-10-11 03:28:20 PM  
img410.imageshack.us
 
2007-10-11 03:28:29 PM  
c'mom guys, she's got blue eyes.



one blew that way, one blew the other way
 
2007-10-11 03:28:33 PM  
img234.imageshack.us
 
2007-10-11 03:29:11 PM  
So, when I saw her photo, one picture popped into my head.

www.thisisamericansoccer.com

Urg.
 
2007-10-11 03:29:14 PM  
xtex: Holy crap. Fark you Sun for having talking/musical ads that start without warning. I couldn't find the farking window that was playing "HI! I'M JAYNE SEYMORE, AND I LIKE IT UP THE ARSE." and ended up just pulling the power on my computer to shut it the fark up in the middle of the meeting that I was in.

awesome.


Keep your volume off at work...simple answer to simple problem.
 
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