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2007-10-10 11:47:13 AM
He must be proud.
 
2007-10-10 11:52:56 AM
Some people just need a farking hobby.
 
2007-10-10 11:55:22 AM
"Once that done," he says, "I'm going to pluck it and hang it next to the certificate."

Who needs diplomas on the wall when you have a framed leg hair?
 
2007-10-10 11:57:10 AM
At least it's not a nose hair.
Those are a biatch to pluck out and put next to your certificates.
 
2007-10-10 12:04:40 PM
Where's the 'pluck' tag.
 
2007-10-10 12:27:06 PM
I had no idea that measuring leg hair was an official duty performed by our tax-funded public servants.
 
2007-10-10 12:45:21 PM
Give me a leg with hair, long beautiful hair.
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen.
 
2007-10-10 02:05:56 PM
I am so not clicking on the video link.
 
2007-10-10 02:29:50 PM
I think I might be a serious contender for the arm hair award. Anyone know the current record??
 
2007-10-10 02:31:19 PM

Does anybody else find this story as repulsive as I do?

Also, for absoluteparanoia:

Give me down to there hair
Ankle length or longer hair
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
 
2007-10-10 02:32:20 PM
Good for him.
 
2007-10-10 02:33:30 PM
So you're telling me a LadyBic could destroy all of his dreams?

/dude needs new dreams

//seconds the "needs a farking hobby"
 
2007-10-10 02:35:35 PM
What?? What does this not have a News Flash icon?
 
2007-10-10 02:36:23 PM
"Once that done" "Once that's done"
 
2007-10-10 02:36:48 PM
As my husband will angrily tell you, I've often beaten that measurement by a mile.

/What? I'm married now, no need for upkeep
 
2007-10-10 02:38:20 PM
eraser8: Does anybody else find this story as repulsive as I do?

So....I guess our date is off, eh?
 
2007-10-10 02:39:26 PM
Now what lady doesn't find a 5" leg hair absolutely irresistible? If I were to make a list of top 10 reasons why you're a virgin, that would certainly merit inclusion.
 
2007-10-10 02:40:59 PM
Could somebody buy this dude a Total Fark subscription?

/Come on down, join us in our parents' basements.
 
2007-10-10 02:45:33 PM
That's nothing. You should see my butt hairs.
 
2007-10-10 02:46:35 PM
He's going to be swimming in babes, oh yeah.
 
2007-10-10 02:47:09 PM
I have nipple hairs that can reach the opposite nipple.
 
2007-10-10 02:47:33 PM
I could see scratching a record...but breaking one?

/how old i am
 
2007-10-10 02:48:55 PM
THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A NEWSFLASH
 
2007-10-10 02:49:26 PM
spinnum: I have nipple hairs that can reach the opposite nipple.

Mom?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2007-10-10 02:49:43 PM
This my hometown. We've been on the main page more times this year than I'd like to admit, and there are fewer than 100k in Tyler proper.

Area farkers, G-mail in profile. Party? We can invite this guy.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2007-10-10 02:50:37 PM
WhatYouSay: THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A NEWSFLASH

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Oh, and your profile has something like 279 hits for today.
 
2007-10-10 02:50:59 PM
I clicked on the story, fully expecting the person in question to be a woman. Imagine my relief to discover it was a man.

//whew!
 
2007-10-10 02:51:05 PM
Imagine what his ass looks like.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2007-10-10 02:51:40 PM
433: This my hometown. We've been on the main page more times this year than I'd like to admit, and there are fewer than 100k in Tyler proper.

Area farkers, G-mail in profile. Party? We can invite this guy.


Also, the Christian nation guy is from Tyler, too. He used to live in the neighborhood near my county road. I don't know if he's here still, or if he's moved on to South Carolina yet.
 
2007-10-10 02:52:31 PM
daas_boot: Imagine what his ass looks like.

Thanks, but no thanks.
 
2007-10-10 02:54:21 PM
I'm sorry, but this is not a hair question.

(It's more of an exclamation.)
 
2007-10-10 02:55:13 PM
daas_boot: Imagine what his ass looks like.

Surprisingly smooth and shiny.
 
2007-10-10 02:55:34 PM
mistahtom: "Once that done" "Once that's done"

The guy lives in Tyler. That's undoubtedly a direct quote. I don't believe this shiat. The pic is smaller than my dick and I can't see much but a ruler.
 
2007-10-10 02:57:53 PM
That'll attract the chicks.
 
2007-10-10 02:58:23 PM
I believe this record is in contention for breaking the record for lamest record.
 
2007-10-10 02:58:26 PM
spinnum: I have nipple hairs that can reach the opposite nipple.

Your own?
 
2007-10-10 03:01:46 PM
Andy Rooney could match that with his eyebrows.
Arm hair
Why do eyebrows start growing when you get older?
 
2007-10-10 03:09:05 PM
Fark needs a "too much time on your hands" label...
 
2007-10-10 03:10:36 PM
433: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Oh, and your profile has something like 279 hits for today.


I'm MAINPAGING IT now, baby. And that's why I've got the hits.

There's a girl on the internets! Alert the media!

/I miss you ♥
 
2007-10-10 03:10:37 PM
Meh, it's just the length, and just a single hair.
I was looking forward to some Wookiee-style coverage.
 
2007-10-10 03:12:37 PM
FarkRiceAche: Fark needs a "too much time on your hands" label...

Indeed. Who the eff examines his/her leg hair this closely? And why would one be looking through it in the first place?
 
2007-10-10 03:14:05 PM
You know what's really embarrassing about this? I used to live in Tyler.

*shudder*

I...I...I probably walked past this guy in the grocery store, and never knew it!
 
2007-10-10 03:16:22 PM
ew
 
2007-10-10 03:17:02 PM
therealburkazoid: You know what's really embarrassing about this? I used to live in Tyler.

*shudder*

I...I...I probably walked past this guy in the grocery store, and never knew it!


Hopefully he didn't have a raging case of crabs, this being the reason he was looking through his leg hair.
 
2007-10-10 03:21:11 PM
Only on fark:

i236.photobucket.com
 
2007-10-10 03:23:59 PM
mrhollywoodgates: Only on fark:

That's why I said it should have been a newsflash!!
 
2007-10-10 03:26:14 PM
Here, here for the Cowsills.

She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
 
2007-10-10 03:31:57 PM
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2007-10-10 03:34:45 PM
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2007-10-10 03:38:14 PM
My buddy from the ship pulled a nose hair out that had to be over 4" long... it was legendary. I can only imagine how much that tickled constantly prior to removal.

BTW, to the person that said "those are a biatch to pull:" I've watched reactor operators sit and yank out nose hair after nose hair with pliers... for hours while little was going on. It was grimly compelling.
 
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