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(UPI)   Ancient footprints open to public in Italy. When you see only one set of footprints that's when I was bangin' your mom   (upi.com) divider line 50
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2007-10-09 09:25:39 PM  
Fark you, Subby. Fark you.
 
2007-10-09 09:26:22 PM  
+1 Subby
 
2007-10-09 09:26:57 PM  
I am erectus, but not homo

/there is slippery ground here
 
2007-10-09 09:26:59 PM  
Headline = Poor taste.

/MO
 
2007-10-09 09:27:04 PM  
Useless without pictures!
 
2007-10-09 09:27:11 PM  
nice
 
2007-10-09 09:27:32 PM  
So, Pete and Re-Pete walked along an ancient Italian path that was only 6000 years old...

/repeat
 
2007-10-09 09:27:35 PM  
Subby, without your headline, this story would be nothing. Here's to you, you magnificent bastard.
 
2007-10-09 09:28:27 PM  
I'm not that old Grampamitter!!!
 
2007-10-09 09:30:51 PM  
Ironic; when you see 2 sets plus a set of handprints, I was with your girlfriend, subby.
 
2007-10-09 09:31:35 PM  
Repeat, but better headline.
Golf claps all round.
 
2007-10-09 09:32:34 PM  
open to public but no one brought a camera
 
2007-10-09 09:32:48 PM  
you are bad, submitter

+1
 
2007-10-09 09:33:45 PM  
Barakku: Ironic; when you see 2 sets plus a set of handprints, I was with your girlfriend, subby.

And when you see none, it's because I was eaten by the Irony-tards that are sure to come.
/It's ironic how retarded you guys are.
//You know who else was ironic?
///I'm being ironic so I'm....
 
2007-10-09 09:40:17 PM  
That's right you banged my non-existant mother 350,000 years ago.

I know it's a school night but if you hurry you can get back to splitting the seams of your Monchichi with your micro-peen and yelling "Whose your Daddy" studmitter.
 
2007-10-09 09:44:53 PM  
+1 subby, now my coworkers are looking at me wondering what's so funny
 
2007-10-09 09:46:08 PM  
"These tracks are unique evidence of how our earliest ancestors got about," Mietto said.

Really? Is it a surprise that they weren't Segway tracks?
 
2007-10-09 09:47:19 PM  
Link (new window)

The Onion, FTW
 
2007-10-09 09:51:52 PM  
I think I get it, but fail to see how that's funny. Maybe I just don't understand how it would work out mechanically.
 
2007-10-09 09:52:01 PM  
best headline of 2007. well done!
 
2007-10-09 09:54:48 PM  
Salacious Salad: I think I get it, but fail to see how that's funny. Maybe I just don't understand how it would work out mechanically.

Kangaroo style? I'm sure that's not the word for it, but thats' the general idea.
/Inverse piggy-back?
 
2007-10-09 09:58:36 PM  
Most Fark headlines don't make me burst out laughing. This one did. Thank you, and add when you get to hell don't be surprised if they shove you down a few circles.

/see you there!
 
2007-10-09 09:58:44 PM  
*wipes tear*

You know, I really love this kind of stuff. A very small glimpse of actual recorded history. Sure, it isn't written recorded history, but it is a compelling bit of humanity's trek upward from the swamps.

I have a friend that is an archeologist. She studies brick, tile, and ceramics and has some neat stories. I like the one she tells about finding a clay roof tile with a cat footprint on it which dated to about 200 AD. Because it tells me that cats were wandering around the place where the roof tiles were made. And that yes, they could give a shiat less about staying off things back then. Kind of connects you with history, doesn't it?
 
2007-10-09 10:01:44 PM  
Headline makes no sense but I LOL'ed anyways. Bravo.
 
2007-10-09 10:04:20 PM  
FTFA: "These tracks are unique evidence of how our earliest ancestors got about," Mietto said

Now who would have imagined our ancestors would have walked everywhere? I would have expected bus tracks.
 
2007-10-09 10:06:19 PM  
golf claps
 
2007-10-09 10:06:23 PM  
Jesus, that's funny.
 
2007-10-09 10:07:56 PM  
I dreamed that I was walking down the beach with the Goddess. And I looked back and saw footprints in the sand.

But sometimes there were two pairs of footprints, and sometimes there was only one. And the times when there was only one pair of footprints, those were my times of greatest trouble.

So I asked the Goddess, "Why, in my greatest need, did you abandon me?"

She replied, "I never left you. Those were the times when we both hopped on one foot." And lo, I was really embarassed for bothering Her with such a stupid question.

/Hail Eris!
 
2007-10-09 10:10:00 PM  
Just so you're clear, that guy and your mom are doin' it.

http://www.tntradioempire.com/
 
2007-10-09 10:10:54 PM  
+1
made me laugh

/good
//subby
///good
 
2007-10-09 10:31:05 PM  
Subby is a pig
 
2007-10-09 10:33:23 PM  
So much for the creationist asshats who maintain the world is only 6000 years old. Again.
 
2007-10-09 10:38:30 PM  
+10 for teh excellent your mom joke insertion.
 
2007-10-09 10:44:14 PM  
wookie_x: So much for the creationist asshats who maintain the world is only 6000 years old. Again.

No, no - those footprints were put here 6000 years ago to TEST us
 
2007-10-09 10:44:16 PM  
Bravo, Subby, bravo.
 
2007-10-09 11:20:23 PM  
Bonanza Jellybean: She replied, "I never left you. Those were the times when we both hopped on one foot." And lo, I was really embarassed for bothering Her with such a stupid question.

This message is to inform you that I will henceforth steal this story and claim it as my own. Peace out. :)

/Hail Eris!
 
2007-10-09 11:21:50 PM  
Oh and Subby, that was a damn fine one. Would vote for it if I could.

/Subby's doing ur mom right now.
 
2007-10-10 12:11:07 AM  
....because sometimes...conning her into crawling up the muddy slope, and tossing her into ,a live volcano,is really the only way to get rid of ones naggy-biatch of a mother in law.....
 
2007-10-10 12:40:41 AM  
and in other news:

Submitard reveals emotional regression typical of God haters
 
2007-10-10 12:45:08 AM  
simsite9: Jesus, that's funny.

I see what you did there.

/and I laughed
 
2007-10-10 01:09:20 AM  
piss off.

christers have control - actual control - of everything, but some wiseguy makes a sidecrack about one of the most dreck-soaked kitschy examples of christian melodrama, and you take exception.

oh you poor put upon soul.
oh you poor man.
oh you poor poor man.

You know, I can commiserate, this, this pisstake, on Fark, is exactly EXACTLY what Christ was talking about when he said that many of you would suffer in his name. You are a martyr. You are a Saint of your Faith. Your witness. Your testimony, it's so moving. I'm moved.

I'm moved to brick in my pants.
 
2007-10-10 01:50:02 AM  
Seriously. This very funny headline isn't hating on God, it isn't hating on Christians, it's hating on that incredibly stupid poem. Real Christians don't really like that thing, do they? I was pretty sure it was just middle aged suburban housewives with a house full of kitschy Jesus crap. Like embroidered pillows with scripture on them or what have you. Yuck.
 
2007-10-10 02:10:05 AM  
I think I awoke my girlfriend bursting into laughter at that headline. I still remember getting suckered into reading some cheesy etched mirror version of that scree at some christer neighbor's house when I was about ten.

/bravo subby
 
2007-10-10 02:21:50 AM  
Bonanza Jellybean: I dreamed that I was walking down the beach with the Goddess. And I looked back and saw footprints in the sand.

But sometimes there were two pairs of footprints, and sometimes there was only one. And the times when there was only one pair of footprints, those were my times of greatest trouble.

So I asked the Goddess, "Why, in my greatest need, did you abandon me?"

She replied, "I never left you. Those were the times when we both hopped on one foot." And lo, I was really embarassed for bothering Her with such a stupid question.

/Hail Eris!


Hah. The Principia Discordia is a laugh riot (as well as a fascinating look into the sixties).
 
2007-10-10 02:46:42 AM  
Holy shiat, I haven't laughed like that all day, Subby.

Thank you, you magnificent bastard.

/ridiculous, ridiculous headline.
//this is why i FARK.
///slashies
 
2007-10-10 05:48:14 AM  
"The Padua team said the find marks the first evidence that the early humans could use their hands to descend slopes."

Stop the presses! Early humans used their hands!!!
 
2007-10-10 05:58:33 AM  
"Oh, the streets of Rome are filled with rubble,
Ancient footprints are everywhere."

/+10 subby for excellent headline.
 
2007-10-10 08:56:27 AM  
*snort* I laughed so hard they threw me out of the computer lab in the library so then I had to go home to do it.

The librarian is a biatch.

And no I didn't do it with HER.
 
2007-10-10 01:28:28 PM  
Headline means.... I'm Jesus?
 
2007-10-10 05:59:31 PM  
See, see, This is what happens when then kids will not stay off the LAWN!!!! Darn farkers.
 
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