I saw a comment on wwtdd.com (or thesuperficial.com, I can't recall) about flipping Britney Spears upside down and filling her vagina with concrete so that no more kids come out. I can't say I think as little of young Ms. Aguilera as I do (don't?) of Ms. Spears, but I sure hope this munchkin isn't the Anti-Christ or anything and so let's keep the concrete-filled vagina option on the table for the time being, ok?

I mean, have you seen her husband? Between her enhanced freakishness and his own natural oddities... well, I'll let the photo speak for itself:

MacSlacker: I mean, have you seen her husband? Between her enhanced freakishness and his own natural oddities... well, I'll let the photo speak for itself:

He looks like a normal guy. She looks tan. I honestly don't see anything else wrong, except that she isn't naked and he isn't me.

5000_gallons_of_toothpaste:

He looks like a normal guy

He looks a bit like Mr. Potato Head to me.

There aren't many words I hate more than "preggers".

NikolaiFarkoff: SchlingFo
There aren't many words I hate more than "preggers".

Word.

People who annoy you:
_ _ _GGERS

/like to solve

Bloggers?

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news

/what I knew weeks ago

Less chit chat, more Christina pics.

"In other news, Christina Aguilera's insemination the only thing about her that isn't artificial."

/sorry

That headline sounds like a joke a 7th grader would make.

Seriously. It's just embarrassing (or it should be).

Paris Hilton beat you to it, Subby.

I'd impregnate it.

old news.

I am sun burned/burnt

/got nothin'
//I like Christina

I wonder who the father is?

/you were thinking it too
//"I pulled out way early on that one"

SuperLJ: Paris Hilton beat you to it, Subby.

Why, yes. She did. HOWEVER, let's just STFU and get out of the way of the semi-naked pics of that little strumpet.

Despite her previously whor-ish image, I never got the impression that Ms. Aguilera actually was a slut. By comparison to Lohan and Spears, she seemed practically tame and chasste. She's also had the good sense to keep herself out of the headlines.

MacSlacker:

That picture looks it look like they were in Napoleon Dynamite.

That headline was not even funny! In fact it was just plain stoopid!

jarcool: MacSlacker:

That picture looks makes it look like they were in Napoleon Dynamite.

crap, can't spell...

Preggers is a word coined by the same douchebags that call McDonald's "Mickey D's".

Christina is so naturally beautiful, I hate seeing her with the ungodly amounts of make-up she wears.. makes me sad.

CycloneArmageddon

let's just STFU and get out of the way of the semi-naked pics of that little strumpet.

Hear hear!!

She went through her dirty slut stage and is now a fine looking (if unfortunately enhanced) woman I'd be more than happy to seed.

She's also wildly talented, a dynamite singer, and probably farks like a drunken banshee on acid and Red Bull.

Win!

Going out on a limb here, but I can't say I know her.

I mean the article says she's a singer, but of what? In other words, what's her claim to fame?

Good for her. In lieu of recent events, I actually have nothing bad to say about her. She turned out normal.

clickity pop (NSFW)
clickity pop (...still NSFW)
clickity pop (...definitely NSFW)

/just doing my part on the piccy's
//moving along

Picture goodness, with nice toned-down makeup

FlyingJellyAttackConfectionary: Going out on a limb here, but I can't say I know her.

I mean the article says she's a singer, but of what? In other words, what's her claim to fame?

Oh yeah? Well I don't own a television.

If I happen to sit in an establishment that has one, I turn my back to it.

I always thought early Christina was a hottie . . . the piercings were fun.

Would hide under the operating table and hit the placenta!

shoegaze99: CycloneArmageddon

let's just STFU and get out of the way of the semi-naked pics of that little strumpet.

Hear hear!!

She went through her dirty slut stage and is now a fine looking (if unfortunately enhanced) woman I'd be more than happy to seed.

She's also wildly talented, a dynamite singer, and probably farks like a drunken banshee on acid and Red Bull.

Win!

THIS.

Quack Quack!!(NSFW) (new window)

Nappy headed hoe!

I thought she looked better with black hair...

Who knew Aguilera would turn out to be the well-adjusted and classy one?

/who could sing the bells off a church

SchlingFo
There aren't many words I hate more than "preggers".

Word.

People who annoy you:
_ _ _GGERS

/like to solve

Who hasn't seen this SouthPark episode...it's NAGGERS.

;)

I may be wrong...

Whenever I see the word "preggers" I think of a pudgy, plainfaced, lonely, middle-aged woman who thinks it's high class to go out for drinks at Applebees with her "gals" and says things like "you go girl!" when she reads about a woman divorcing her husband.

So, Christina A's having a baby!? If it wasn't like throwing a hot dog down a hallway before, it sure as hell will be after that!

She has got a great ass. I'd hit it while preggers.

America's Next Top Model: Whenever I see the word "preggers" I think of a pudgy, plainfaced, lonely, middle-aged woman who thinks it's high class to go out for drinks at Applebees with her "gals" and says things like "you go girl!" when she reads about a woman divorcing her husband.

You mean it's NOT high class?