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(Some Guy)   A lot of information about Christopher Walken, the least of which is he wrote, and wants to star in, screenplay about John Holmes   (members.fortunecity.com) divider line 34
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2001-07-26 12:33:40 AM
I don't know how much I trust a Fortune City website.
 
2001-07-26 12:56:25 AM
I guess Christopher wants to show everyone he can act like he has an enormous Johnson, among his other talents.
 
2001-07-26 01:38:18 AM
My interview with Christopher Walken (in MP3 and Real Audio formats)

Also, don't forget The Onion's great piece on THE MAN himself... Walken in LA
 
2001-07-26 01:45:50 AM
Warning, that page has an annoying javascript popup that follows your mouse and when you leave it pops up two more windwos.

That was actually a pretty cool article, I wonder if anyone can confirm it though. I too wonder why such a lengthy article would be on fortune city. It was definately intresting.
 
2001-07-26 01:54:50 AM
OF ALL THE MOVIES WALKEN has made, one of his favourite is also one of the most obscure: an '80s Israeli musical production ot Puss In Boots. "It's very good. It's one of my best performances. It's a wonderful story - about a cat who gets these boots and becomes a man. In the original story he's just a cat who stands up and talks. But in this, it was this orange- and white cat walking around, and then suddenly it would be me. I had my hair dyed red and I had a moustache and... I really looked like a cat. I sing and dance. It was very funny."

I would give my left arm to see that...
 
2001-07-26 01:59:11 AM
Woohoo! Christopher Walken! My hero... I hope everybody caught that Fatboy Slim video!
 
2001-07-26 02:15:57 AM
'Truth is stranger than fiction.'
 
2001-07-26 02:49:06 AM
christopher walken as john holmes in...
TERROR OF THE DICK!
 
2001-07-26 04:17:53 AM
My friend, while drunk, claimed to have John Holmes' member grafted on to his.

Then he proceeded to say it was like Guiness, black on the bottom and white on top...

He's quite frightening at times...
 
2001-07-26 05:58:33 AM
Scary, Fairlanev, very scary...

If anyone could put Walken on under a Weeners tag, I would be forever grateful *grin*

...or maybe not...
 
2001-07-26 06:02:30 AM
i found some excellent walken quotes on the IMDB.

"If you want to learn how to build a house, build a house. Don't ask anybody, just build a house."

hehehe.
 
2001-07-26 07:55:43 AM
ok, ignorant question. The Walken pic that keeps showing up here, where he's running with a hatchet (appears in a lot of Photoshop's)... what movie is that from?
 
2001-07-26 08:03:33 AM
It's from The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

I think in that picture he's running over to kill Tim Burton for making him be in that steaming pile of crap movie
 
2001-07-26 08:12:19 AM
Speaking of that Walken pic, I'd kill for a copy of the eggnog one. Cracks me up every time I think of it. Would someone be kind enough to help me out?
 
2001-07-26 08:27:23 AM
Oh yes, that would be the one. Ta ever so much... Now I shall go change my underwear.. or just put a couple of thick towels on my chair...
 
2001-07-26 08:55:43 AM
That is truly a beautiful photoshop entry. I've been lurking on fark for almost 6 months now and that is the one that stays with me the most.

Oh and Mme, my friend once made it from the opposite end of the Melbourne CBD (Central business distric for the Americans) back to our college accomodation, which was at least 15 kilometers completely naked after our annual booze cruise... So no, you're not the only one.
 
2001-07-26 09:03:39 AM
"I mean, I look at someone bungee jumping, and I think, There goes another ass-hole."
 
2001-07-26 09:11:16 AM
My_ass, or may I call you ass? That pic is the one that stands out in my mind the most too. So if you hear anyone screaming out "Who wants Egg Nog?" somewhere in Melbourne, it'll be me...
 
2001-07-26 10:23:40 AM
Ja, dat vun dahlink

lol

I haven't seen that movie; guess I need to rent it
 
2001-07-26 10:33:13 AM
Has anyone ever seen Biloxi Blues? he played kind of a hero in that movie, plus a very qiurky character to boot. 8-)
 
2001-07-26 11:09:29 AM
Who's going to start the petition to have him be the next James Bond? I'd pay to see that....
 
2001-07-26 11:33:43 AM
I'm in. Christopher Walken would be a fabulous James Bond.
 
2001-07-26 12:09:18 PM
i'd like to see christpher walken as an agent in the matrix.

"well, you know, what good... is a uh, yeah, a phone call, if you ah, haven't got a mouth?"
 
2001-07-26 12:56:09 PM
Whats really bad is I remember watching a true holywood story about holmes on E and thinking 'damn he looks alot like Christopher Walken'.
 
2001-07-26 01:09:29 PM
We should all start referring to him as Sir Christopher Walken. Maybe we could get everyone to think he's been knighted.
 
2001-07-26 01:10:22 PM
Walken for President 2004!!!
 
2001-07-26 01:22:15 PM
Well, I mean it would be creepy...but no creepier than what we got now :)
 
2001-07-26 02:26:16 PM
My god do I love that egg nog picture. I snicker everytime I think of it. Christmas should be interesting this year.
 
2001-07-26 02:42:08 PM
I laughed my arse off at that eggnog picture. It made my day, after starting off really crummy and trailing off steadily since...that picture rules.
Thanks!
 
2001-07-26 03:12:46 PM
Has anybody seen the play with CW in Central Park yet? Anyone have/know where to get the schedule?
 
2001-07-26 03:42:03 PM
Good lord, did anyone proofread that article? Am I the only one that notices the spelling mistakes and grammatical atrocities?
 
2001-07-26 04:08:35 PM
I was thinking the same thing, Drinky ... what a mess. That poor dude needs a spellchecker in the worst way, or hell even a clue would be handy.
 
2001-07-26 09:17:58 PM
If you guys want a real treat, you got to check out Kevin Spacey imitating Walken on SNL in a skit for Star Wars auditions, its Farking hilarious. If you didnt know, Christopher Walken actually auditioned for the role of Hans Solo, didnt make the cut obviously, but would of made the movie 10x better.

Its available on any Kazaa or LimeWire search, well worth checking out, try a search for "SNL star wars"

Enjoy!
 
2001-07-26 09:34:28 PM
Those are the kind of mistakes you get when you scan something in and the text-recognition isn't quite perfect, so my guess is that the guy scanned it out of some magazine or something.

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