Nudity is an affront to God, and we ALL need the State to protect us from it.

A french dip is an amazing sandwich and anything which gets me one free is a good deal.

/yummy

what's next, no more "bagel for a blowjob"?

the people who advocate public nudity are the ones who really shouldn't be---that is why we have these laws----the people you want to be naked don't do it for free as often as we would like.

is the gloryhole chicken marsala still available?

/makes no sense
//just funny to say "gloryhole chicken marsala"
///would make a good name for a punk band

/repeat

And now, one night only, Glory Hole Masala! But first, their opening act, Rainbow Party Trout!

It's not public if it occurs at a private business, And if the reason is NOT to sexually stimulate or tittilate, then some whiny little shiat needs to stfu.


//hehe I said tit

Langdon Alger 2007-10-08 08:38:18 AM
the people who advocate public nudity are the ones who really shouldn't be---that is why we have these laws----the people you want to be naked don't do it for free as often as we would like.

^This

Why does Jesus hate teh cock?

At night, no frontal and with a towel...somebody needs to stfu because you can catch the same thing on late night over the air networks. Sorry I don't believe this entire world needs to be childproofed.

I guess the boobies for baklava place is never going to open then

OTA BENGA: Why does Jesus hate teh cock?

It's more properly called a "sin stick."

Broken AP link. Here's another source:
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8S3U0100&show_article=1&cat=0

Guuuh. I'm tired of people freaking out about nudity. I've been to nude/topless beaches in Europe and the Carribean and yes, you're right, most of the time it wasn't a super model parade. You know what? I don't care. It's just not a big deal. Hermaphrodites aside, you've got one of two possible sets of equipment. From TFA, it sounds a lot like you wouldn't be seeing anything more than what you'd see on PBS during the Britcom hour. It's really time for everyone to relax, have a few beers, go streaking, and get all this nudity angst out of their systems.

While I would generally agree that food and nudity do not mix, this seems harmless enough.

Article doesn't render properly in Firefox? What's up with this? All of the text is squished into the right sidebar with the ads, making it impossible to read.

Fedaykin: OTA BENGA: Why does Jesus hate teh cock?

It's more properly called a "sin stick."

I beleive the correct Biblical term is "The Spitting Serpent", at least that's what the local minister used to call it during demonstrations to the boys after Sunday School. "Make the serpent spit, son."

Ahh, the human body is a precious gift from God........unless it's nude, in which case it's evil and an abomination and should be banned. I am glad to see concerned patrons have so much free time to dictate morals to others, and prevent such harmful activities as "swimming" and "taking off one's clothes."

Duh?

RussianPooper:
because it's really all about you getting a sexual thrill out of it.

Your god wants more shame.

The only people that don't want to get naked are the people that are as ugly as fark.

Crap like this makes me mad. FARK needs a generic headline for submitters that goes something like this:

"Activity that thousands loved is ended because one person complains"

This is Greenfield, Maine people.

There are places up there that aren't even organized territories. I had friends in college (in Maine) who were from places called T4R7 and some shiat.

No lie.

It would be wonderful if everybody who thought nudity was "evil" and "sinful" would get their own genitals surgically removed.

They could show the world how they lead by positive example.

And they'd quit contributing to the gene pool.

/If they don't believe in surgery, they could use kitchen knives and a sewing kit.

Fedaykin: A french dip is an amazing sandwich and anything which gets me one free is a good deal.

/yummy

Alas, lunch is 2 hours away. :(

The Phun Police strike again:(

TANSTAANL!

Oddly Enough...

Cosmic Crab: TANSTAANL!

You win a Hong Kong dollar.

dave_dfwm: Crap like this makes me mad. FARK needs a generic headline for submitters that goes something like this:

"Activity that thousands loved is ended because one person ASSHAT complains"

Better??

Macular Degenerate: This is Greenfield, Maine people.

There are places up there that aren't even organized territories. I had friends in college (in Maine) who were from places called T4R7 and some shiat.

No lie.

Greenville

Dammit! And here I was all ready to show my tatas for free food...

People need to chill the fark out.

/ponders what else to do for lunch now.

It's funny ... religion wasn't mentioned in the article, but a number of people in this thread have blamed it for the offense that people have taken at the skinny dip.

Not everybody who is offended by public nudity feels that way for religious reasons. My aunt and uncle, who live in Berkeley, CA, are both life-long atheists, and were both offended by "the naked guy" who wandered around the Berkeley campus some years ago.

I know, it's very often the ultra-right religious crazies that get their panties in a bunch over a bare butt or nipple or whatever, but not always. We, as a society, have a collective phobia about public nudity.

I didn't even know Henry Rollins HAD a restaurant...

i'm personally fine with nudity remaining taboo... it makes things more exciting when some chick shows you her naughty bits.

article is ridiculous though... it's a farking sandwich

Jubeebee: josh6466: It's really time for everyone to relax, have a few beers, go streaking, and get all this nudity angst out of their systems.

If there was ever a map for world peace...

IT's really hard to be carrying concealed weapons when everyone is naked and has a beer buzz going on. They're easy to spot to. They'll be the ones with pained expresions on their faces who refuse to sit down. "No, that's really okay. I prefer to stand" *grimace*

Music Nerd owes me a new keyboard.

"I don't go skinny dipping. I go chunky dunking!"

i guess i took the blue pill: what's next, no more "bagel for a blowjob"?

No. That'll cost ya a few chicken wings and a pack of newports.

Well, now I can sleep at night.

theurbanpagan

(My grandfather was from Mebane. His father was a foreman at the White Furniture Co.)


Skinny Dip Sandwich Dip---Harmless fun....

Cosmic Crab: I see what you did there.