Oh, my bad. I thought it was companies shipping tens of thousands of jobs overseas, a few million illegals coming here to do jobs "Americans wont do (for forty cents a day)". And this whole time it's been my fantasy football team.

No, my fantasy football team is just hurting.

Does anyone else recall the part in Drew's book that talked about the seasonal articles? I forget the examples he gave, but if this isn't another case of the same, what is? I've seen the topic resurface yearly since, what, 1999?

About like the, "Motherfarker, it's cold outside!" articles we're bound to be flooded with in a few short months.

/Really, really hates the media at times.
//Lately, at times is approaching at all times.

nerf herder: i need romo to get me 25 points tonight

/guy carries my team every week

As long as he passes to Witten for over 100 yards and gets like 2 or 3 TD's, I will be happy....Oh, and if Mr. Barber can run a couple of TDs in, I would be much obliged.

/Down by 20
//I'm a Giants fan, so I kicked myself in the balls after writing that.

So some executive who has two-hour, three-martini lunches, and spends every Friday afternoon at the golf course, thinks I don't spend enough time working? Here's a complementary BOD to go with your lunch, sir.

You read minds well, subby

This company's "analyses" of such so-called productivity drains are such godawful drivel that I simply can't stand it. Talk about confusing marginal with average. I simply wouldn't know which of the many options available to criticize their work to begin with in destroying it.

I wish that the media would ignore these AWs, and that the mods would quit greenlighting the articles that refer to them.

By that logic, Alyssa Milano is probably hurting the economy too. Send her to my place, I'll keep her off everyone's radar.