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(NYPost)   Cannibal, who ate guy's weener and jewels, had personalized autographed photo of Nixon   ( divider line
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2002-09-27 12:19:34 PM  
i can't really be first, can i?
oh happy days...
2002-09-27 12:19:39 PM  
I don't know what to say about that!
2002-09-27 12:19:51 PM  
But after cutting off the penis, balls and then eating them, did he eat any strawberry pie ?
2002-09-27 12:20:42 PM  
bangers and mash
2002-09-27 12:20:46 PM  
But Fentress ate his words on the stand on Wednesday and said he probably molested both boys, but claimed not to remember.

ate his words?
2002-09-27 12:20:53 PM  
Frank and beans,
frank and beans!
2002-09-27 12:21:42 PM  
Only in New York...
2002-09-27 12:21:58 PM  
I had a chubby after looking at the Kristi Swanson pics. I don't any more.
2002-09-27 12:22:17 PM  
this takes my line "Eat my dick" to a whole new level.
2002-09-27 12:22:31 PM  
When Masters failed to become aroused by Fentress' homosexual abuse, Fentress cut off his genitals with a razor, sauteed them in a frying pan and ate them

2002-09-27 12:22:39 PM  
"Dear Albert,

Thanks so much for the lovely dinner. I never knew franks and beans could taste so good? What's your secret?


Dick Nixon"
2002-09-27 12:22:44 PM  
*shakes fist at TheGimp
2002-09-27 12:27:06 PM  
Eeew, salty chocolate meatballs...
2002-09-27 12:27:42 PM  
Yes, but it was addressed to Alferd Packer.
2002-09-27 12:27:55 PM  
I am lost for words..... and i don't feel well.
2002-09-27 12:28:46 PM  
He said Fentress took him home with him and proudly showed the sixth-grader his framed Nixon photo, then "coerced" him into oral sex--

This is an aphodesiac? Bill Clinton would be more appropriate
2002-09-27 12:28:46 PM  
2002-09-27 12:29:41 PM  
And apparently Nixon himself was in to bestiality...

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...I hear Checkers gave up the doggy ass pretty easily.
2002-09-27 12:30:45 PM  
The guy is currently trying to get out of a nut house, saying "he's cured"...

I'm sorry, you tied up an 18yo kid, cut off his rod and reel, cooked them up and ate them, then killed the kid.

I'm sorry Mr. Wacko, there is no cure for that. Request denied, go rot and die.
2002-09-27 12:36:25 PM  
What did Albert Fentress say when he met John Wayne Bobbit? "Hey, you gonna eat that?"
2002-09-27 12:39:29 PM  
I couldn't find a "Nixon ate my balls" site but I did find a G. Gordon Liddy ate my balls site which is just as good as Nixon.
2002-09-27 12:40:24 PM  
My, my
2002-09-27 12:40:41 PM  
I say hook the juice up to his rod and reel...
2002-09-27 12:41:31 PM  
Some crimes are unforgivable, some punishments are not enough. Life without parole, die in prison unmourned. I never want to hear from this monster again.
2002-09-27 12:42:04 PM  
Thirdrail - New keyboard, please.
2002-09-27 12:43:28 PM  
What a lousy cannibal/cook. Everyone knows that gonads should be served with pinto beans and tequila, as opposed to livers which are served with fava beans and chianti.
2002-09-27 12:44:09 PM  
Bass555 *shakes fist at TheGimp

I understood that Boston Cream Pie was your favorite.
2002-09-27 12:52:18 PM  
What the heck to you saute the family jewels in anyway? Garlic, olive oil, lil salt & peppa?? sicko!!

Cannibalism= slow death.
2002-09-27 12:52:42 PM  
Soooo Mr. Pres...ya'll got any them little weiners in can...I ain't weird er nuthin, them things are just good.
2002-09-27 12:52:57 PM  
Now that's what I call a "Tricky Dick!"


And remember boys and girls: "Dick Nixon...before he dicks YOU!"
2002-09-27 12:54:01 PM  
Time for some Limbaugh Logic:

This sick cannibal pervert is, get this, a REPUBLICAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2002-09-27 12:58:16 PM  
Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmmm Good

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2002-09-27 01:00:07 PM  
I would've given this the "Obvious" tag. =)
2002-09-27 01:00:12 PM  
insert "frank & beans" joke below
2002-09-27 01:00:57 PM  
This guy is into Dick
2002-09-27 01:01:11 PM  
While I'm pretty open to the idea of a person turning their life around, the guy cut the boy's balls and goober off, sauteed and ate them, THEN shot him. You don't get "cured" of that routine. I vote that he be considered for release only after he does the same thing to himself, and if he survives the bullet, maybe, maybe...nah, fark him
2002-09-27 01:01:50 PM  
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Soooo Mr. Pres...ya'll got any them little weiners in can...I ain't weird er nuthin, them things are just good.
2002-09-27 01:03:42 PM  
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That's gotta smart.
2002-09-27 01:06:11 PM  
"The sex abuse of the other victim ended when Fentress, a gourmet cook, was arrested for murder in August 1979"

Ha ha ha ha ha! Gourmet Cook.......Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

This guy should open a diner in Long Island.
2002-09-27 01:06:41 PM  
WickedWanda: I'll cover you in Boston Cream (Pie)
- yarrr
2002-09-27 01:11:52 PM  
Is it me or did the author of the article seem to enjoy describing the nature the kid's death?
2002-09-27 01:12:44 PM  
Penis Stew

1 pound of penis
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper

Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind).
Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet.
Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.
2002-09-27 01:18:11 PM  
Am I the only one remembering that scene with Bill Murray in Where the Buffalo Roam where Hunter S Thompson trains his dog to attack an effigy of Nixon?
2002-09-27 01:19:50 PM  
What no cumin?
2002-09-27 01:22:16 PM  
Do you want my penis chile recipe too?
2002-09-27 01:24:24 PM  
Mmmm...Boston cream pie - email me a slice down here Bass555
2002-09-27 01:28:36 PM  
Fla Chickie: You wouldn't believe what GIS can bring up for "slice of pie"
2002-09-27 01:55:15 PM  
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"A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti."
2002-09-27 01:58:05 PM  
It wouldn't be half as bad, if he killed him first. I hope some big Indian smoothers him.
2002-09-27 02:00:10 PM  
Bass555: I bet...
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