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(Reuters)   "Sibu the orang-utan has miffed his Dutch keepers by refusing to mate with females and showing sexual interest only in tattooed human blondes."   (africa.reuters.com ) divider line
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2007-10-05 06:44:24 PM  
Now we know what to do with Courtney Love.
 
2007-10-05 06:49:33 PM  
radioman_: Now we know what to do with Courtney Love.

Win.
 
2007-10-05 06:59:33 PM  
radioman_: Now we know

Newsletter?
 
2007-10-06 12:23:28 AM  
The ape can keep Courtney. I want Kristanna Loken.
 
2007-10-06 12:23:59 AM  
This thread is useless without pictures of tatooed blondes.
 
2007-10-06 12:24:38 AM  
Sibu has a fetish for tattoos, harking back to a heavily tattooed keeper who reared him he reared.

FTFY.
 
2007-10-06 12:25:13 AM  
radioman_: Now we know what to do with Courtney Love.

Do we really want to see another ape blow his brain out because of Ms Love?
 
2007-10-06 12:26:08 AM  
Tramp stamp ftw?
 
2007-10-06 12:28:54 AM  
Wondering why this got front page treatment and this one didn't while having the funnier title.
 
2007-10-06 12:29:15 AM  
Gee, ya' wonder if maybe zoos aren't the answer for range depletion?
 
2007-10-06 12:29:28 AM  
I don't have to listen to this from someone who was seen last week being mounted and mastered by a koala.
 
2007-10-06 12:30:33 AM  
omelissokomos: Wondering why this got front page treatment and this one didn't while having the funnier title.

because you touch yourself at night?
 
2007-10-06 12:30:49 AM  
omelissokomos: Wondering why this got front page treatment and this one didn't while having the funnier title.


Was wondering that exact same thing
 
2007-10-06 12:32:27 AM  
I'll be here waiting for pics of hot tattooed blondes. Thanks.
 
2007-10-06 12:35:07 AM  
So he digs lesbians?
>I keed! I keed!
 
2007-10-06 12:36:48 AM  
I'll be here waiting for pics of hot tattooed blondes
 
2007-10-06 12:37:49 AM  
I'll wait for all the "deviant sexuality is a choice" folks to explain how permissive society, atheism, cable TV, peer pressure, "Heather Has Two Mommies," and those goddam video games caused this.

The rest of us will simply acknowledge that Dutch blondes with tattoos may indeed be quite fetching.
 
2007-10-06 12:40:08 AM  
soaky55:
I'll be here waiting for pics of hot tattooed blondes

Ask and ye shall receive:
www1.istockphoto.com
 
2007-10-06 12:42:23 AM  
Wow. This may be the first instance of Freudian psychology being applicable to something other than a human.
Who knew orangutans got Oedipus complexes?
 
2007-10-06 12:42:40 AM  
Anyone else turned on by this story?

/even though it is a repeat
 
2007-10-06 12:44:31 AM  
Cue the do not want dog //
 
2007-10-06 12:44:56 AM  
Bleach the fur on a female orang-utang and give her a tramp stamp - problem solved

/would hit it
 
2007-10-06 12:46:08 AM  
I, also, refuse to mate with females. So, I am getting a kick out of these replies.

/never miffed my Dutch keepers though.
 
2007-10-06 12:46:19 AM  
this article is useless without any pics of orangutans!!!
 
2007-10-06 12:48:21 AM  
Goes a long way toward the afro-anglo cum-bucket attraction. Trailer courts everywhere, rejoice!
 
2007-10-06 12:48:26 AM  
Wow, orang-utans are way smarter than I ever thought. I blame Clint Eastwood.

But I never knew Rule 24 applied to non-human simians.
 
2007-10-06 12:48:41 AM  
Hero tag? Orangutan hero anyway.
 
2007-10-06 12:51:05 AM  
Did I say Rule 24? Simian-like typing detected.

/Rule "24" is the idea that if you torture someone, they will not lie, especially if time is of the essence.
 
2007-10-06 12:54:02 AM  
Finally, a male who appreciates the deep spiritual meaning of tattoos.
 
2007-10-06 12:54:52 AM  
This makes me wonder if that monkey that was raised by a metal cage with a bottle in it developed any screwed up fetishes.
 
2007-10-06 01:07:56 AM  
Total Farker.
 
2007-10-06 01:09:22 AM  
How dare they imply that the only thing African bipeds want is to have sex with blonde women!
 
2007-10-06 01:10:45 AM  
radioman_

Now we know what to do with Courtney Love.

Come on now, don't be so hard on the ape, he can do better than that.
 
2007-10-06 01:14:13 AM  
www.foxnews.com

*PROJECTILE VOMIT
 
2007-10-06 01:16:17 AM  
"How dare they imply that the only thing African bipeds want is to have sex with blonde women!"

Orangs are from Malaysia and Borneo, not Africa.

/'cause knowledge is power!
 
2007-10-06 01:17:39 AM  
pencil-man
This thread is useless without pictures of tatooed blondes.

With bonus kissing action:
Linky

Not so hot as the brown-haired co-star, but still easy on the eyes... and, as requested, fair-haired and tattooed.
 
2007-10-06 01:19:11 AM  
"Sibu the orang-utan has miffed his Dutch keepers by refusing to mate with females and showing sexual interest only in tattooed human blondes."


Somebody buy my friend Sibu a beer!
 
2007-10-06 01:25:09 AM  
img502.imageshack.us

/oy vey
 
2007-10-06 01:25:55 AM  
This ape has a career if Budweiser needs a new mascot.
 
2007-10-06 01:30:15 AM  
i228.photobucket.com

Orangutan says: ME LIKE HOLE!
 
2007-10-06 01:42:58 AM  
radioman_: Now we know what to do with Courtney Love.

Heh!
 
2007-10-06 01:43:42 AM  
The Malingerer: Orangutan says: ME LIKE HOLE!

ROTFLMFAO!
 
2007-10-06 01:43:46 AM  
Is crossing a Orang-utan with a tatooed blonde a step forward or backward for evolution?

Will she be miffed if he doesn't write?
 
2007-10-06 01:48:55 AM  
mysilverorchid: this article is useless without any pics of orangutans!!!

Take your pick:

www.smh.com.au


markmaynard.com
 
2007-10-06 01:51:22 AM  
This thread is the most disappointing (and ugly) thread ever. It had so much potential.
 
2007-10-06 02:02:49 AM  
This isn't suprising. The sight of tattooed flesh has long been known to excite pleasure receptors in underdeveloped brains. Witness the interaction between guidos and tramp-stamped dollymops.
 
2007-10-06 02:03:15 AM  
The obvious solution to zookeeper troubles is to take a female orangutan, dye it blonde and give it tatoos.
 
2007-10-06 02:04:36 AM  
Can you blame him?
 
2007-10-06 02:08:47 AM  
 
2007-10-06 02:39:25 AM  
Ook.
 
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