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2007-10-05 03:42:11 PM  
Outstanding headline.

+ 1 subby!
 
2007-10-05 03:43:07 PM  
Oh please be my 1st GL
 
2007-10-05 03:45:59 PM  
Outstanding headline, but 10 yards and loss of down for abuse of the Newsflash tag.
 
2007-10-05 03:46:04 PM  
+1

Nice Subby very nice.
 
2007-10-05 03:49:19 PM  
I was scared
 
2007-10-05 03:52:29 PM  
Looks like the "suicide watch" might need a few improvements.


/not that this particular case is a huge loss for humanity
 
2007-10-05 03:54:19 PM  
Well done subby.

Am I the only one thinking that the guards just kinda "let" this happen?
 
2007-10-05 03:57:00 PM  
You have to admire his perseverance. Though the whole "attempting to have a sex with a 5 year old girl" does diminish my respect just a bit.
 
2007-10-05 04:04:07 PM  
-1, this is not a newsflash.
 
2007-10-05 04:06:50 PM  
Unlike most of feds this guy just saved the taxpayers a whole lot of money.

Thanks, dickweed.
 
2007-10-05 04:09:31 PM  
Newsflash hows that
 
2007-10-05 04:12:08 PM  
Excellent.

All I see in my head is the original article when he said he'd be gentle and that he's done this lots of times.

I'm glad that there will not be a waste of money on appeals, meals or anything else for this piece of garbage.
 
2007-10-05 04:12:23 PM  
+1 from me.

Biggs: Well done subby.

Am I the only one thinking that the guards just kinda "let" this happen?


You would think he would be under "watch" because of the prior attempt.

I certainly don't miss him.
 
2007-10-05 05:25:50 PM  
"FIVE year olds, Dude."

/Where's your Jesus now?
 
2007-10-05 05:26:05 PM  
I came here for the South Park screenshots and... I'll check back in a little bit.
 
2007-10-05 05:27:39 PM  
Here's to you Mr. Kiddy-Piddling suicide guy. Now if only your fellow pervs would follow your example.....
 
2007-10-05 05:28:45 PM  
He obviously didn't want to spend the rest of his life being raped by other prisoners in the big house. Too bad; that's what he deserved.
 
2007-10-05 05:28:47 PM  
I was expecting the cancellation of a sequel to "You, Me and Dupree."
 
2007-10-05 05:29:11 PM  
If you're about to go to prison as an Ex Prosecutor Pedophile then yeah you'd rather be dead I'm thinking.
 
2007-10-05 05:29:45 PM  
i'm sick of hearing about cases like this..its SO farkING disgusting...

/Lord just send me some ancient armor and a fancy flaming sword and I'll clean up down here...leave it to JROD...I gots this...
 
2007-10-05 05:30:40 PM  
He might as well, not like his life would have went anywhere past being convicted. He is ruined for life and anyone else is the moment they are investigated for a sex crime.

He saved america thousands on jailing and feeding him, why would we even try to prevent this?
 
2007-10-05 05:30:56 PM  
The girl was f-f-five!? Now when I hear about 19 year olds getting on the sex offender list for having sex with 16 year olds that's one thing... but five!? That is farking disgusting.
 
2007-10-05 05:31:11 PM  
Good riddance. He just saved taxpayers a bunch of money.
 
2007-10-05 05:31:12 PM  
Self-induced death penalty.

/yay!
 
2007-10-05 05:31:13 PM  
That's too bad...

Of course, I said that in a snotty Saturday Night Live guy voice whose name I can't remember right now but he was the guy that was always coming across as a self-righteous prick and I think he had a show on HBO or something later on but I never watched that.

So yeah, that's too bad.
 
2007-10-05 05:31:52 PM  
Probably the one good thing he did with his life.
 
2007-10-05 05:32:20 PM  
Well, this ought to save taxpayers a decent amount of money.

Seriously, if people want to kill themselves, let them. "Suicide watch" is a joke -- all it does is ensure a person stays alive so we can continue to pay money to incarcerate them.
 
2007-10-05 05:33:29 PM  
Meh.
 
2007-10-05 05:34:17 PM  
Probably the one good thing he did with his life.

/I wonder if "watch" is deputy code for "assistance"?
 
2007-10-05 05:34:19 PM  
this guy just saved us some money feeding and keeping his sorry butt alive for years to come. personally I don't understand all the fuss about suicide watch for criminals. If they want to save us the time and trouble then let them. hey natural selection is a good thing. embrace it.
 
2007-10-05 05:34:40 PM  
What windowdoggy said. This story reminded me to check in on old friends & bullies via OTIS http://www.state.mi.us/mdoc/asp/otis2.html
 
2007-10-05 05:35:06 PM  
is this the flatulent sore groin man from the other day?
 
2007-10-05 05:35:07 PM  
Blues_X: Looks like the "suicide watch" might need a few improvements.

/not that this particular case is a huge loss for humanity


Nice work, Lou.
 
2007-10-05 05:36:58 PM  
tbn0.google.com

Stocking up on pineapples.
 
2007-10-05 05:37:34 PM  
If you're about to go to prison as an Ex Prosecutor Pedophile then yeah you'd rather be dead I'm thinking.

That's pretty astute.
 
2007-10-05 05:38:48 PM  
This guy lived about 5 miles from me. Personally, I'm glad he's dead. I feel sorry for his wife and children. I hate to say it, but they should sue the authorities that failed to properly watch this scumbag so they can pack up and start their lives fresh in another city. Our local paper has smeared the entire family's reputation.
 
2007-10-05 05:39:56 PM  
I came to this thread for Jailbait pics.

Then I read TFA.

/Never mind.
//Five-year-olds, dude...
 
2007-10-05 05:40:14 PM  
impaler: If you're about to go to prison as an Ex Prosecutor Pedophile then yeah you'd rather be dead I'm thinking.

That's pretty astute.


He would have been in protective custody the entire time. Sadly the protective custody people are good at their job.
 
2007-10-05 05:41:09 PM  
Thank you!

In a graphic Internet chat with an undercover officer, police say that John David Roy Atchison outlined his plans for seducing and raping a 5-year-old girl.

• The Florida assistant federal prosecutor assured the officer, posing as the girl's mother, that her daughter would not need medical attention, police say. "I'm always gentle and loving; not to worry; no damage ever; no rough stuff ever ever."
Good- no trial, saves LOT-O-Money on tax payers - I wish he would have DIAF.
 
2007-10-05 05:42:00 PM  
"His destinatin was not known"

Oh, I know where he was headed alright.
Have a seat right over here. Go ahead and take a seat.
 
2007-10-05 05:42:26 PM  
Good riddance. Rot.
 
2007-10-05 05:43:15 PM  
They were watching the whole time.
 
2007-10-05 05:43:29 PM  
Lets get these outta the way...

www.davesilvan.com
www.davesilvan.com

/one ticket please
//smoking
 
2007-10-05 05:45:48 PM  
Can someone help, I wasn't able to gather this from reading the article. How many felonies was he accused of? And what was the most serious of them?
 
2007-10-05 05:46:46 PM  
I don't trust bald guys...
 
2007-10-05 05:47:21 PM  
iamatvjunkie.typepad.com

/why don't you have a seat right over there...
 
cm0
2007-10-05 05:47:42 PM  
As terrible as what this guy wanted to do is, it's still sad to hear of this. I know his son and my heart goes out to him.
 
2007-10-05 05:50:34 PM  
For a federal prosecutor, he sure was a dumbass. How could he imagine that he would be able to seduce a 5-year-old long distance, molest her, and get away with it?

And, what's the diff if a pedo crosses state lines to do his act or not? Diddling is diddling. That distinction doesn't make any sense.
 
2007-10-05 05:51:47 PM  
FraggleStickCar

He was arrested getting off of a plane in Michigan where he thought he was meeting a mother who was willing to give him her 5 year old daughter for sex. It was all an internet sting.
 
2007-10-05 05:52:46 PM  
He got off easy.

No pun intended.
 
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