Kyndig: A friend of mine had something similar happen not long ago - they had their wedding at a coutry club, durring the ceremony someone went into the (locked) womens locker room where the bridal party had all there stuff and stole several thousand in cash, gift cards, and other things.

To add insult to injury, when they called the cops, turned out one of the bridesmaids had a bench warrant out for her arrest for failiur to appear on a traffic ticket and got hauled off in handcuffs and dragged back to Indy (a 3 hour drive) and tossed in jail. There were a few pissed off people that day. Still no clue who stole all that.


Dude, run, the spelling and grammar nazis are coming for you.

Honest mistake. She thought they were gift cards for Jenny Craig.

Elvis_Bogart: img341.imageshack.us

Absolute win.

madfgurtbn: WTF?

Virgin Mary?

lurksquid Dude, run, the spelling and grammar nazis are coming for you.

Meh, I take no responsibility for anything I type prior to finishing my first pot of coffee. Currently only 1/3 of the way there. Let 'em flame=)

This is good practice for the groom. The "ripping off" has just begun.

Oh, and apparently it's Kyra (it seems) as opposed to Catherine etc etc. Honestly I think Kyra sounds a lot better than Kitty, but then again I'd never hire anyone off craigslist so what do I know.

Link (new window)

This quote just has so much irony...

"This is pretty blatant what she did," said Halliburton. "I think there are other victims out there."

I agree...what do girls see in guys like that? I am secure enough to admit when a guy is attractive, but the overpumped, shaved head/permanently affixed hat, and earring looks awful to me. Yet they always seem to have really hot girls (altho sometimes trashy hot...but who doesn't like that every now and then).

I think they look good for each other. I'm sure there are a lot of girls out there who would say to you, "What do you see in that stupid, materialistic blonde bimbo?"

No love for this gem? The last line of the article:

"It is surprisingly easy to become a registered officiate so you can legally sign a marriage license. I became an ordained minister online for free, right from the KATU newsroom."

Maybe I'll casually become an "ordained" "minister" at work today too.

If we're sharing "stupid wedding hijinks"...

My ex was changing for us to leave after the reception. Left the bag of $3000+ in wedding cash in the restroom where she changed.

I must be at least part Indian, because my Chokabiatch blood was running strong.... on our wedding night.

/Shoulda run away screaming then
// Money was discovered after we left

If they're so desperate to remodel the kitchen, why does she have that rediculously gaudy shiny piece of rock stuck to her finger. Do they not make gold bands anymore? Is your marriage license more valid with one of those than with your great grandma's old ring?

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes for the bride.

nice

Anne.Uumellmahaye - excellent point.

oukewldave: I could tell you the wife would be hittable just by looking at the douchebag-looking guy. Guys like that seem to get a lot of girls some how.

Wait.....WHAT?
d00d - I'm havin' a time figuring this'n.
You sayin' the guy looks better'n you, or just that you don't get a lot of girls?

+ + +
Even bigger problem:
"On her business Web site, Silveira not only posted photos of her own wedding,..."


Somebody would actually marry that? *shudder*
\ good lord god amighty
\\ can teh end be far behind?

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sforce: Somehow we're 40 comments in and nobody has brought up the last name yet. Amazing. Sonnenschein. Sun-in-shine? ... anyone ? ..

Well, weird last names happen. What possessed his idiot parents to name him Shawn? Who gives their kid a tongue twister for a name?

On a side note:

Note: Tanning Salon (new window)

It says he and his fiance crashed and burned. But now he's married. I is confused. Different girl, or same girl and they made up, or what?

in other news... people hire reverends off of craigslist??

yep. yes sir're, I'd hit it

Kyndig: lurksquid Dude, run, the spelling and grammar nazis are coming for you.

Meh, I take no responsibility for anything I type prior to finishing my first pot of coffee. Currently only 1/3 of the way there. Let 'em flame=)

Squidude....just set up a sig like mah bud John's:
"Everthing i just spelt is aproximate"



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//The bride, I mean.

MikeMc:


WANT

Y'know? Innat Dan & Roseanne's first first dotter?



\ ver.2 on Scrubs hellahotter
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i'd hit it then flag her for abuse.

pdieten: sforce:On a side note:

Note: Tanning Salon (new window)

It says he and his fiance crashed and burned. But now he's married. I is confused. Different girl, or same girl and they made up, or what?

The tanning salon article was from 2001.

turbopro: Seperated at birth?

Damn, beat me to it.

It's good to see that Booker has found gainful employment after leaving the WWE.... (or was he fired? I don't really care enough to find out.)

Booker T's gotta eat too

She only took tips!

Perhaps this would be a good time to suggest wedding gifts (a) not be cash or the equivalent and (b) perhaps not giving them during the ceremony? The couple has so much else going on, and it's a good way to risk a problem that messes up an important day.

/You are my Sonnenschein, my only Sonnenschein

I like the fold down stove. I wonder if they have fold down sinks, fold down refrigerators and fold down dishwashers.

I Don't Appreciate Your Ruse: Yet they always seem to have really hot girls...

Looks aren't everything. She's hot, maybe, but maybe she's a really skanky person inside.


And I'd love to send an exploratory probe in to find out.

Were the photos taken with a Polaroid, then scanned?

She looks like Mr. Patato Head with blond hair.

Got married at the Ba'hai Temple, just north of Chicago. Unique and beautiful building in a beautiful location

No priest, minister, guru, etc.

Just one Ba'hai witness, who was there to make sure we said one sentence. This sentence was all that was required, and it some bland gobbly-gook, starting with "Verily, ..." or "Oh yea,...". Then we could put in whatever we wanted. Outside of consmmating the marriage on the spot, of course. No muss, no fuss and very reasonable. If you want a ceremony, without the BS, I recommended the Ba'hai. They have some nice facilities around country.

Stepdaughter married in a ceremony in a home. Secured a minster for the University of Chicago's Divinity School. Absolute loon! Surprised a goat wasn't sacrificed during it. Ended the ceremony by taking out finger cymbals and ringing them multiple times.

Omminy-bamany, you're married! Yaaaay, God!

Red_October: She looks like Mr. Patato Head with blond hair.

C'mon, everyone loves Mr. Potato Head. But let's be fair, she's a Mrs. Potato Head, and that's fair game...

That Halliburton guy needs his own TV show. He's dripping with cool.

How the fark did KRS-One get mixed up with this?

Willie should have worn a tie if he knew he would be on television.

pupdog: Red_October: She looks like Mr. Patato Head with blond hair.

C'mon, everyone loves Mr. Potato Head. But let's be fair, she's a Mrs. Potato Head, and that's fair game...

Separated at birth?

Red_October: She looks like Mr. Patato Head with blond hair.



cmon now, you knew it was coming.

sforce: Somehow we're 40 comments in and nobody has brought up the last name yet. Amazing. Sonnenschein. Sun-in-shine? ... anyone ? ..


I get my kicks above the waistline, Sonnenschein!

honk: I Don't Appreciate Your Ruse: Yet they always seem to have really hot girls...

Looks aren't everything. She's hot, maybe, but maybe she's a really skanky person inside.


And I'd love to send an exploratory probe in to find out.

...or maybe she's as dumb-as-a-bag-of-hammers as she looks. My god I despise that expression on people in general, but especially on otherwise-attractive women. It just drains all the "WANT" right out of me.

Okay everybody, for the last time: The gift-card stealer is a "minister", not a "reverend". The term "reverend" is an honorific, not a job title. For example:

"The Honorable Michael Bloomberg" is mayor of New York, not an "honorable".

"His Holiness Pope Benedict" is the Pope, not a "holiness".

"The Reverend Jesse Jackson" is a minister, not a "reverend."

Wiki on "reverend" (new window)

/pet rotsky

I'd insert my penis in that bride's vagina - if you know what i mean.

/then I'd do 'er in the pooper
//she looks like she'd be up for atm too

Some nice sideboob, but she looks high maintenance.

/Not as high maintenance as the groom
//Thinks he swings from the other vine