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		Tiny dog unearths two-million-year old mammoth bone that's bigger than it is, but still wants steak (with pic of pooch that's worth the click alone) (dailymail.co.uk)		186
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NikolaiFarkoff		2007-10-03 04:18:31 PM

with pic of pooch that's worth the dick alone

This is how I read that. Stupid "cl" blend.

Mugato		2007-10-03 05:12:15 PM

Excuse my ignorance but how can they look at that and conclude that it's a mammoth bone?

Alacritous		2007-10-03 05:19:42 PM

Mugato: Excuse my ignorance but how can they look at that and conclude that it's a mammoth bone?

They're smarter than you.

40below		2007-10-03 05:20:53 PM

Mugato: Excuse my ignorance but how can they look at that and conclude that it's a mammoth bone?

It's still small compared to mine.

/ ba-boom

GCD		2007-10-03 05:23:31 PM

Looks like a log to me.

/What rolls down the stairs, alone or in pairs?
//Rolls over your neighbour's dog...

mattg		2007-10-03 05:23:46 PM

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

SoxSweepAgain		2007-10-03 05:24:11 PM

Yup.

amplexus		2007-10-03 05:24:32 PM

Mugato: Excuse my ignorance but how can they look at that and conclude that it's a mammoth bone?

It's stamped "MAMMOTH". They just got lucky the stamp was face-up.

Fair_Poopsmith		2007-10-03 05:24:41 PM

...bigger than it.

That's great.

The Voice of Doom		2007-10-03 05:24:48 PM

Was the dog's name George?

lionfish		2007-10-03 05:26:42 PM

It has a flavor?

/sorry.

jarbabyj		2007-10-03 05:27:19 PM

100% Awesome

MooseBayou		2007-10-03 05:27:45 PM

Great dog pic.

SynthLord		2007-10-03 05:28:16 PM

Awesome pic indeed.

SharonDeLove		2007-10-03 05:28:48 PM

"I has a bone?"

Halfmast Trousers		2007-10-03 05:30:23 PM

This reminds me of the book, "Mastodonia" by Clifford Simak.

Anyone read it?

Old_Chief_Scott		2007-10-03 05:30:27 PM

Whoseagooddoggy, Hmmmmm? Whooseagoodmamothbonefindingdoggy?

AZatty		2007-10-03 05:30:49 PM

Scruffy mutts are the best. He looks proud.

frostbyt		2007-10-03 05:30:50 PM

umop ap!sdn		2007-10-03 05:30:53 PM

Tiny dog unearths two-~~million~~ thousand-year old mammoth bone

Made it Christian safe for ya.

AlwaysRightBoy		2007-10-03 05:31:02 PM

Farkin Bush
\am I in the wrong tread?

airsupport		2007-10-03 05:31:24 PM

Dude, my first college girlfriend had a wooly mammoth.

JDAT		2007-10-03 05:31:45 PM

Mugato: Excuse my ignorance but how can they look at that and conclude that it's a mammoth bone?

Well I didn't think it was a Whales D*ck sweetheart.

www.terribly-happy.com

gorgor		2007-10-03 05:32:17 PM

There's snow in Mammoth.

tuningfork		2007-10-03 05:32:34 PM

someone get me a dog.

this one is A+

Texas with a Dollarsign		2007-10-03 05:32:41 PM

How the fark did they get this mammoth pic? Does somebody at the Daily Mail own a TARDIS?

Drone1047		2007-10-03 05:33:44 PM

Seymore?

Garfield226		2007-10-03 05:33:44 PM

FTA: "going walkies"?

Guess that "writing for third graders" thing kicked in quicker than I thought.

cedarpark		2007-10-03 05:33:58 PM

airsupport: Dude, my first college girlfriend had a wooly mammoth.

Is that what she called it?

skinink		2007-10-03 05:34:31 PM

It's a streetlight.

Spectrum		2007-10-03 05:34:44 PM

Ardilla		2007-10-03 05:38:27 PM

I don't have an app to add text to the dog picture, but I wish I did....

/I can has prehistoric milk-bone?
//I has a mammoth flavor?
///Insert LOLcliche here

Glix Wasi		2007-10-03 05:39:14 PM

I was a little confused when I saw the picture at the top of the page (Granted, it was on the side, but still...):

img.dailymail.co.uk

Beatlefreak		2007-10-03 05:40:13 PM

My dog would be in heaven.

Ardilla		2007-10-03 05:40:16 PM

Also, did anyone else see this link in TFA?

'How I found my 13-year-old daughter having sex with her lesbian tennis coach' (pops)

airsupport		2007-10-03 05:41:04 PM

cedarpark: airsupport: Dude, my first college girlfriend had a wooly mammoth.

Is that what she called it?

That's what I called it. At the time, though, it sounded more like "wmmmmph mmmmmphphph".

packrabid04		2007-10-03 05:41:40 PM

That's not a dog!!

THIS is a dog.

airsupport		2007-10-03 05:42:16 PM

packrabid04: That's not a dog!!

THIS is a dog.

That's a horse.

ElRonHubbardsBalls		2007-10-03 05:42:22 PM

Who gives a rat's ass about the dog...look to the right and you will see that you are passing up a perfectly good underage lesbian tennis affair...

I thought I knew you Fark.

dryknife		2007-10-03 05:42:26 PM

+1 diggs

ultraholland		2007-10-03 05:42:27 PM

Unable to dig it up, she waited for owner Dennis Smith to arrive - and he was stunned to see the 13in, 8lb thigh section sticking out of the sand.

and I'm stunned that they're referring to that sediment as "sand".
/picky geologist
//but correct

tweekster		2007-10-03 05:42:41 PM

Thats a gigantic rat

CycloneArmageddon		2007-10-03 05:43:04 PM

Thank you subby.

Finding the pooch pic earns you a +1

tweekster		2007-10-03 05:43:36 PM

Ardilla: Also, did anyone else see this link in TFA?

'How I found my 13-year-old daughter having sex with her lesbian tennis coach' (pops)

That story was on fark yesterday. but that headline....fap fap fap

Jurodan		2007-10-03 05:44:27 PM

That... really is cute. Thanks subby.

vandelay		2007-10-03 05:44:40 PM

airsupport: Dude, my first college girlfriend had a wooly mammoth.

In college I always had a mammoth bone.

Dr. Nick Riviera		2007-10-03 05:45:13 PM

ElRonHubbardsBalls: Who gives a rat's ass about the dog...look to the right and you will see that you are passing up a perfectly good underage lesbian tennis affair...

I thought I knew you Fark.

Covered on Monday.
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Captain Krunk		2007-10-03 05:45:35 PM

would have been way cooler had a pug dog found it . after all they are the biggest in the toy family .

hillbillypharmacist		2007-10-03 05:45:51 PM

Mine is jealous.
files.dogster.com

3rdorderofsimulacra		2007-10-03 05:46:32 PM

Subby, dude, how did you not see the adjacent article:

'How I found my 13-year-old daughter having sex with her lesbian tennis coach'
A mother tells a court of the moment she found her daughter in bed with her tennis coach

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