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1000Monkeys		2007-10-03 12:48:36 PM

I'd prefer free STD exams.

justanotherfarkinfarker		2007-10-03 12:48:44 PM

Boobies

CAADbury		2007-10-03 12:49:05 PM

*offers.

justanotherfarkinfarker		2007-10-03 12:49:19 PM

damn it. Almost had it.

FrancoFile		2007-10-03 12:49:30 PM

FTFA "There was no free entertainment".

The old flu shot in a stripper joint bait-and-switch...

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy		2007-10-03 12:49:47 PM

Yes, because if there is one thing you need to do while violating women, it is secure yourself against the nasty flu bug. This is priority one on rapist's minds all over the country.

bmg		2007-10-03 12:51:30 PM

Eye bleach is not included but recommended.

Nightsweat		2007-10-03 12:51:32 PM

The shots were free for anyone over 55, and if you were 65 and older, you got a free shot and a free lunch.

Box lunch, I'm betting.

justanotherfarkinfarker		2007-10-03 12:52:20 PM

Having never slept with a stripper (just slutty girls). I will have to put this qestion out to fark. Are they any worse. I figure being a cock tease all day/night they actually sleep with less guys and more girls. meaning less STD's.

Someday maybe I'll work that kind thing out.

/bjs for coke

foxbrook78		2007-10-03 12:52:34 PM

I wonder if the prudish old ladies are just cheap enough to go in for a free shot.

/My grandmother shops at 4 different grocery stores just to get shiat she doesn't need on sale.

FuelCycle		2007-10-03 12:54:32 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Having never slept with a stripper (just slutty girls). I will have to put this qestion out to fark. Are they any worse. I figure being a cock tease all day/night they actually sleep with less guys and more girls. meaning less STD's.

Someday maybe I'll work that kind thing out.

/bjs for coke

A lot of strippers have some sort of escort service on the side to make more money, but some of the slutty girls I know might as well be charging for what they do.

justanotherfarkinfarker		2007-10-03 12:54:53 PM

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: because if there is one thing you need to do while violating women

Wait whaaaa? When you go to a strip club you ain't touching shiat (well less you drop stupid money for head at a shady joint or something). $12 for a beer and the girls are the ones getting violated? I think not.

zoomddy		2007-10-03 12:55:11 PM

Personally I would much prefer a stripper when I had the flu . . . seems better than chicken soup.

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy		2007-10-03 12:55:44 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: because if there is one thing you need to do while violating women

Wait whaaaa? When you go to a strip club you ain't touching shiat (well less you drop stupid money for head at a shady joint or something). $12 for a beer and the girls are the ones getting violated? I think not.

If you think you need to touch a woman to do her serious harm, you are sadly mistaken.

bdogthehog		2007-10-03 12:56:13 PM

So basically you go and swap your flu for some random STD... that's some bargain right there

The_Sponge		2007-10-03 12:56:18 PM

It's scary when you walk into a strip club and the places smells like AIDS.

KentuckyBob		2007-10-03 12:56:27 PM

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: Yes, because if there is one thing you need to do while violating women, it is secure yourself against the nasty flu bug. This is priority one on rapist's minds all over the country.

No see they are called Strippers, free will is involved. If anything is getting violated it is my cash card.

FuelCycle		2007-10-03 12:56:54 PM

Don’t mind whoopty, he’s just a troll with nothing better to do than to try and make people mad.

HMS_Blinkin		2007-10-03 12:58:16 PM

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zoomddy		2007-10-03 12:58:20 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker
Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: because if there is one thing you need to do while violating women

Wait whaaaa? When you go to a strip club you ain't touching shiat (well less you drop stupid money for head at a shady joint or something). $12 for a beer and the girls are the ones getting violated? I think not.

Stop now . . . no feeding Whoopty Whoo. He just spews crap like that just to raise your blood pressure and give himself something to feel important about . . .

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy		2007-10-03 12:58:22 PM

KentuckyBob: No see they are called Strippers, free will is involved. If anything is getting violated it is my cash card.

Free will? Lack of employment opportunities, lack of benefits for pregnant mothers, harsh treatment and sexism in the workplace, and a general attitude that women are somehow inferior, and you think strippers CHOOSE to be in the position they are in? Wow.

The Greatest American Frampton		2007-10-03 12:58:48 PM

My penis is having a hard time with the strippers/needles combo.

justanotherfarkinfarker		2007-10-03 12:59:40 PM

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: If you think you need to touch a woman to do her serious harm, you are sadly mistaken.

Oh, Don't I know that is true. Talk to a few of my exgirlfriends.

Still I don't know if that was just trollin or what; but stripping>rape>whateverthefark you are getting at? shiat I know plenty of girls who like to go to strip joints. So?? Anyone else want to take this?

dogfood		2007-10-03 01:00:00 PM

If you're over 55 and still going to strip clubs, I don't think getting a flu shot is real high on your priority list.

And Whoopity is the lamest troll in the history of Fark.

burndtdan		2007-10-03 01:00:20 PM

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: Yes, because if there is one thing you need to do while violating women, it is secure yourself against the nasty flu bug. This is priority one on rapist's minds all over the country.

i'm raping a stripper right now, so i got a kick out of this particular reply

KentuckyBob		2007-10-03 01:01:05 PM

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: KentuckyBob: No see they are called Strippers, free will is involved. If anything is getting violated it is my cash card.

Free will? Lack of employment opportunities, lack of benefits for pregnant mothers, harsh treatment and sexism in the workplace, and a general attitude that women are somehow inferior, and you think strippers CHOOSE to be in the position they are in? Wow.

Yes, much like you choose to pretend to be funny.

farkin_noob		2007-10-03 01:01:27 PM

My sister is a stripper. And yes it was free will. She has bought a house, Cadillac, and a Yukon. Trust me she is AOK.

dogfood		2007-10-03 01:02:21 PM

mmmmmmm....strippers...

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy		2007-10-03 01:02:22 PM

KentuckyBob: Yes, much like you choose to pretend to be funny.

Sorry, unlike you I see nothing amusing about rape.

burndtdan		2007-10-03 01:02:47 PM

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: If you think you need to touch a woman to do her serious harm, you are sadly mistaken.

nah, you have to at least punch her or something if you're looking to do serious harm. maybe stab her.

touching her just isn't enough.

KentuckyBob		2007-10-03 01:03:18 PM

farkin_noob: My sister is a stripper. And yes it was free will. She has bought a house, Cadillac, and a Yukon. Trust me she is AOK.

I ask kindly...any pics?

and Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy I want to party with you buddy!

farkin_noob		2007-10-03 01:04:01 PM

Sorry I don't keep nekkid pics of my sis at work.

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy		2007-10-03 01:04:15 PM

burndtdan: nah, you have to at least punch her or something if you're looking to do serious harm. maybe stab her.

That is not far off for most of the people in these places.

FuelCycle		2007-10-03 01:05:01 PM

farkin_noob: pics

Hahha, damnit.

The_Sponge		2007-10-03 01:06:49 PM

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: Free will? Lack of employment opportunities, lack of benefits for pregnant mothers, harsh treatment and sexism in the workplace, and a general attitude that women are somehow inferior, and you think strippers CHOOSE to be in the position they are in? Wow.

Man up, Nancy....and stop being such a wuss.

Besides, I have a finance degree from an excellent college, I work at a Fortune 500 company, and a lot of those strippers make more money than I do....so it's hard to feel sorry for them.

"Lack of benefits for pregnant mothers"????

It is not my responsibilty to take care of pregnant women via my tax dollars. I should only be responsible if my g/f accidentally becomes pregant. (We had a preggers scare last month.)

burndtdan		2007-10-03 01:08:20 PM

don't mind whoopty, this is where he got his concept of what a strip club looks like...

zombie stripper! (new window)

zombie carwash! (new window)

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy		2007-10-03 01:08:36 PM

The_Sponge: Besides, I have a finance degree from an excellent college, I work at a Fortune 500 company, and a lot of those strippers make more money than I do....so it's hard to feel sorry for them.

Yes, there is nothing like money to hide the nasty stain that a good old fashioned raping can leave on your soul and on the carpet.

The_Sponge		2007-10-03 01:11:11 PM

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: The_Sponge: Besides, I have a finance degree from an excellent college, I work at a Fortune 500 company, and a lot of those strippers make more money than I do....so it's hard to feel sorry for them.

Yes, there is nothing like money to hide the nasty stain that a good old fashioned raping can leave on your soul and on the carpet.

You need help...since when did I mention rape?

It's called "free will" doofus....look it up. Besides, it's not my fault they chose to do that instead of working as a waitress at Denny's.

farkin_noob		2007-10-03 01:13:57 PM

Plz, people stop feeding the troll.

Whoopty, why be such a downer? Trying to have a good stripper thread and you go and ruin with your douchebaggery.

kb7rky		2007-10-03 01:14:45 PM

Nightsweat: The shots were free for anyone over 55, and if you were 65 and older, you got a free shot and a free lunch.

Box lunch, I'm betting.

i3.photobucket.com

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy:

Time to reel in your line...you've bagged your limit, troll.

/begone with thee, foul creature

Shakespeare's Monkey		2007-10-03 01:15:04 PM

The patrons would like to offer a hot beef injection to the strippers.

/boo yeah!

dogfood		2007-10-03 01:16:02 PM

farkin_noob

I'd be willing to bet a lap dance in the champagne room that Whoopity is not old enough to get into a strip club.

farkin_noob		2007-10-03 01:17:12 PM

I'd bet he's teh ghey.

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy		2007-10-03 01:17:27 PM

dogfood: farkin_noob

I'd be willing to bet a lap dance in the champagne room that Whoopity is not old enough to get into a strip club.

you would lose your bet.

AXESMI		2007-10-03 01:17:34 PM

It's STD appreciation night.

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy		2007-10-03 01:18:06 PM

farkin_noob: I'd bet he's teh ghey.

you would lose that bet as well.

farkin_noob		2007-10-03 01:20:40 PM

dogfood: farkin_noob

I'd be willing to bet a lap dance in the champagne room that Whoopity is not old enough to get into a strip club.

When can I get that dance?

caramel corn for president please		2007-10-03 01:21:09 PM

burndtdan: zombie carwash! (new window)

Daaaaaaaaang. That ruled. Thank you!

JDAT		2007-10-03 01:21:31 PM

Subby:

I think you dropped this R

dogfood		2007-10-03 01:23:58 PM

Whoopity

Then you're even more pathetic than I thought.

How does an adult get to a point where he measures his self worth by how many flames he can solicit in a day.

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