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(Chicago Breaking News)   Woman shoots and kills her boyfriend after discovering his porn stash. With "Hell, I'd be stockpiling porn too if I was tagging her, she looks like Denny Green in a wig" mugshot goodness   ( divider line
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2007-10-03 10:07:28 AM  
There is no god.
2007-10-03 10:14:22 AM  
I don't care if that chick could suck the color out of a marble, farking Safeway doesn't have enough bags to cover that melon.
2007-10-03 10:15:46 AM  
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2007-10-03 10:29:07 AM  
my eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
2007-10-03 10:29:31 AM Full Size

Did someone say porn stache?

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2007-10-03 10:33:53 AM  
Where does it say anything about porn stash?
2007-10-03 10:46:40 AM  
Stockpiling porn? I'd be mainlining heroin if I was tagging that.

/make that cyanide
2007-10-03 10:50:29 AM  
Separated at birth? Full Size

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2007-10-03 10:57:59 AM  
StinkyFiddlewinks: Where does it say anything about porn stash?


You suck subby.
2007-10-03 12:26:39 PM  
Suck it
2007-10-03 12:26:46 PM  
Ooh, Lawdy.. trouble so hard
2007-10-03 12:26:49 PM  
There is not enough pron in the world for that.
2007-10-03 12:39:13 PM  
Weird - when I click on the link I get sent back to Fark.
2007-10-03 12:39:15 PM  
Green hasn't aged well since he left the Queens.

//pass the eye bleach
2007-10-03 12:39:16 PM  
After the shooting she was heard screaming, "He was what I thought he was"
2007-10-03 12:39:18 PM  
She was who he thought she was!

2007-10-03 12:39:28 PM  
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2007-10-03 12:39:30 PM  
Is it just me or does it seem like the right side of her face had melted a bit?

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This picture also accurately sums up my reaction to her face.
2007-10-03 12:39:31 PM  
I'd hit it....hahahahahahaahahahaha, no really I wouldn't. I couldn't even type that with out laughing.
2007-10-03 12:39:51 PM  

2007-10-03 12:39:55 PM  
There are better articles that mention the guy's pornocopia.

/not the submitter
2007-10-03 12:40:01 PM  
He was who she thought he was.
2007-10-03 12:40:01 PM  
I would definitely NOT hit that.

But it looks like someone else did....with an ugly stick.
2007-10-03 12:40:21 PM  
What the hell is this? Did you just make all that bullshiat up submitter? It doesn't even say her relationship to him. Should redlight this again and ban submitter from submitting further idiotic articles.
2007-10-03 12:40:43 PM  
Here's TFA....I don't see any mention of teh pron.

Woman, 58, is charged in man's slaying

Jeanette Strowder (Chicago police photo / )

Tribune staff report
October 2, 2007
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Digg Facebook Furl Google Newsvine Reddit Spurl Yahoo Print Single page view Reprints Reader feedback Text size: A woman was charged Monday with murder in the death of a man Sunday in the 5300 block of South Shields Avenue, police said.

Jeanette Strowder, 58, is facing a first-degree murder charge in the shooting death of Jesse Martin, 54, police said. Her bond hearing is scheduled for Tuesday.

Martin, who worked in the construction business, had lived in the neighborhood for several years, neighbor William Douglas said.

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Douglas said he did not know Martin's relationship to Strowder.

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2007-10-03 12:40:53 PM  
Did subby mean to link to this article? There is nothing about a boyfriend or porn in what I am reading in that link. Am I missing the "More" link somewhere on the page?
2007-10-03 12:41:07 PM  
So that's what happened to Donovan McNabb's mom after she quit doing those soup commercials...
2007-10-03 12:41:33 PM  
I'm clearly missing something. Subby fails.

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2007-10-03 12:41:57 PM  
With no porn reference in the article, I can only assume that this is the way we get greenlit these days. Here's my headline..

Women kills dude after discovering his dolphin porn stash.

2007-10-03 12:41:58 PM  
I wish I would have waited till after lunch to look at that. Full Size
2007-10-03 12:42:06 PM  
milk_plus: There are better articles that mention the guy's pornocopia.

/not the submitter

Ah, so submitter probably tried submitting this headline with a link that was already submitted, then scurried to find the same article (albeit with 100% less content) and keep the same headline. Yep, still stupid.
2007-10-03 12:42:19 PM  
Instant Eye Bleach

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2007-10-03 12:42:44 PM  
If by "Mug Shot goodness," smitty means "OMG MY EYES!," then it was a fair headline.
2007-10-03 12:43:17 PM  
Ow my eyes hurt now.

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2007-10-03 12:44:06 PM  
Crowned his ass
2007-10-03 12:44:13 PM  
Maybe she's beautifull on the inside?
2007-10-03 12:45:52 PM  
2007-10-03 12:45:59 PM  
Aunt Esther?
2007-10-03 12:46:43 PM  
her beau quoted as saying "when i said i'd hit it, i meant with my car."
2007-10-03 12:46:57 PM  
Damn. I heard of beauty being skin deep, but that biatch was born inside out.
2007-10-03 12:47:10 PM  
I will never understand why so many women freak the fark out over some porn. It's porn. He will never even meet, much less fark, any of those women. Maybe they don't want their men to masturbate?

Grow up, ladies.

PS: I'm a woman, so all you Farkettes who want to start accusing me of being misogynistic or sexist can move on to the next excuse.
2007-10-03 12:47:21 PM  
You gonna get raped...
2007-10-03 12:48:09 PM  
Christ! Did it have the Ugly Stick imbedded in that eye at one point?
2007-10-03 12:51:04 PM  
Subby =

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2007-10-03 12:51:10 PM  
She probably saw his "shemale porn" folder on his desktop.
2007-10-03 12:51:40 PM  
Even these would not help

Eye Protection (new window)
2007-10-03 12:51:50 PM  
For the porn angle (new window)
2007-10-03 12:53:45 PM  
CaffietineFiend: PS: I'm a woman,

2007-10-03 12:54:13 PM  
How the mighty have fallen.

I can't believe Gary Coleman would stoop to murder.
2007-10-03 12:55:20 PM  
ignite ice: milk_plus: There are better articles that mention the guy's pornocopia.

/not the submitter

Ah, so submitter probably tried submitting this headline with a link that was already submitted, then scurried to find the same article (albeit with 100% less content) and keep the same headline. Yep, still stupid.

That's what I figured but I was hoping to get the thread back on track so we can discuss this monstrosity killing this poor man for using porn as CPR for his wang.
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