This is how Samsaran achieves the fleeting fame he so craves. If he can't actually earn anyone's respect, he insults them in the hope that they will at least respond to him.

There's a very high likelihood that this response from the staff of Suck.com was written for the same person.

We missed you, Sam! There was
a nice three-or
four-month run there, when
you were writing to us from
that Library of Congress
address pert near every day,
reminding us each time that
Suck was intolerable, not
worth the effort, lower than
mouse shiat. You didn't mince
words! A handful of your
stern licks:

"Your e-mail address best
summarizes-in Arnold
action speech- today's
column: polly suck."

"...a precursor to the used
rag the Sucksters have become
.... the unfortunate cyncism
that overwhelms all humor in
Suck."

"After reading today's
lengthy, tiring, unfunny
cartoon column, I have
concluded that if Suck
fails-which, it seems to
humble me, is implied in the
content of its
columns-you are most
likely going to end up
writing sitcoms. This, as you
probably agree, would be your
natural home: you're not
funny but think you are, and
you're bland, witless remarks
are disguised as humorous
insights."

"... filled with the
chronially deluded humanity
(represented best by Baby
Boomers), who are sure only
of their vanity, racist
beliefs, and consequenceless
ambition, as the nineties
are."

"Pitiful. Really. In today's
column, you oscillate between
gloating that those of us who
believe a sober Gary Coleman
is funnier and hipper than
the Suck you assembly-line
produce every weekday and
just wish that you were gone
so the domain name were
available, and your satircal
acknowledgement that maybe,
hmmm, could it be, that the
convulated articles aren't
funny. Somewhere, I guess,
you do realize that you
aren't funny-just not
enough to however to get you
to improve your writing."

Sure it stung at first. But
after a while we sort of got
to enjoy the feeling of your
rough justice. There was that
little bit of tension each
morning: Would this issue be
bad enough to warrant a
tough-guy beatdown from Sam
the Man? Fearing that you'd
give us the back of your
hand... Fearing that you
wouldn't...

And then you disappeared,
leaving us confused,
disoriented, daydreaming of
the hour when you'd walk back
into our lives and lay down
the law in man-sized smacks
until we called you Sir.

But now you're back! And
we're never letting you go!
We're bent over and ready to
take what you're handing out!
Lay it right down the middle,
you big silly!

Sucksters

It must be upsetting to be an attention whore who has to roll in the dirt to get anyone's attention.

/not saying that I worked for Suck.com, as far as you know

5' 11" 150?

Right. From her mug shot, I'm guessing she is pushing two bills.

The Mug Shot in nofearnohope's link above is not cropped as much.

ipsofacto:.a hundred similar
girls succeed each other

But apparently when they look like Flamin' June, they acquire a patina of irresistable. You should know ;)

Samsaran:

Condescending? Pot meet Kettle.

You never see me attack a FARKER personally. Ever.

My comments are directed at the group. I am not bitter, I am AMUSED. I don't want you guys to change at all ... you are hysterically funny to the rest of us. The real problem, and something I point out in my profile, is that you guys are INBRED. That is to say, since most of the posters on this site think alike, you assume that your views are a majority in the real world. They are not. You, meaning the typical FARK idiot not you personally, are a freakish minority ... a comic sideshow.


Wow, I've seen some deluded, arrogant bastards in my time, but this is really something. Like approaching Tom Cruise level.

Come to that, have you checked into Scientology? They are pretty sure they know everything, too, and also have a sense of "amusement" about people who don't believe their "vision" of "reality". Which, like yours, is made up from the basics from a Intro to Sociology textbook.

You can find them in Clearwater. Or, I am sure, on the web. Since the people here on Earth don't meet your admirably lofty standards, maybe they can help you get in touch with Xenu.

Best of luck.

What? I think their both guilty...They both had a part in it...

As a lurker, I gotta say Samsaran is one of the best trolls on here, intentionally or not.

nofearnohope: Here is her Jail record.

Link (new window)

CRAP! She's 5'11" to boot? I Luuuuuvvvvvv tall women.

I has a theory (which belongs to me) that they are smarter than short wymens.

I'd rape it.

ImportedBeer

I wouldn't go that far ... .

Please tell us you'd go farther.

You people are mad. She's gorgeous.



...reminds me of the most beautiful woman unavailable to mankind:



/hitting them both in my dreams
//sobs

I'd conjugaly visit it.

could someone please fix that so her face isn't lemon merengue?

rebelyell2006: mytdawg: naughty probation officer

GIS resulted in this:

Link (NSFW) (and stomach).

I would have never suggested that...

ick

What's up with all these older women in love with illegal dang .

/ I'd serve it . batshiat table for 2 .

Lord_Farktard: I'd conjugaly visit it.

LOL

importedbeer: But apparently when they look like Flamin' June, they acquire a patina of irresistable. You should know ;)

I'll take coffee over orange juice any day. (And I do.)

jssanders: Although it turns out she is a champion rifle shot...
Link

Good find, for the click impaired:

Is it me or is Samsaran's cred completely shot?

Guess myspace wasn't working out for her.

Clearly, there are lots of young women approaching 30 who need comfort and companionship, and are hearing the mating call. They need someone to answer. I volunteer myself for the task.

From a previous post:" Arguing on the internet is like being in the special Olympics; even if you win, you are still retarded. "

I'd assume the position.

/her on top
//doggy
///whatever

Animatronik: Guess myspace wasn't working out for her.

Clearly, there are lots of young women approaching 30 who need comfort and companionship, and are hearing the mating call. They need someone to answer. I volunteer myself for the task.

And 16 year old boys aren't real discriminating about "psycho-biatches" either. From what I remember.

backwoodsbob

But you get a bronze medal .

Gavino: Is it me or is Samsaran's cred completely shot?

I read that as snot, paging Dr. Freud...

"Hit it I would."

I would not hit it on vacation
I would not hit it on probation
I would not hit it, she's too tall
I would not hit that girl at all

She looks to be a natural redhead. OF COURSE we'd all hit it.

keithgabryelski: ummm...

This may be her:

Link (new window)
(half way down the page)


1st Lt. Sarah Farmer '00 Sarah is serving in Kandahar, Afghanistan as the Task Force Devil Direct Support Shop Officer in the Logistics Task Force 307, 1st Brigade, 82nd Airborne Division. Sarah writes: " I am proud to be doing my part to ensure the safety of every soldier here, as well as every civilian back in the United States. God Bless America, and God Bless TCU!" Write to sarahfarmerusarmymil.

Sooo, is she in Afghanistan or sitting in county lockup?

She's 6 feet tall!

Samsaran: J. Frank Parnell: Have yet to see a link come close to 100k views, so "hundreds of thousands" might be a bit of an exaggeration.

No single link on any single day would.

My profile has become a sort of FARK phenomena I only posted it about five weeks ago and I have had nearly 14,000 hits. It is referenced and commented upon, not by me, but by you guys in nearly thread in which I post. Moreover, I see a trend developing where more and more people post poking fun at the FARK mentality. I don't see a problem with that though, FARK is all about ridicule. You dish it out you should be able to take it as well.

But I do have to say you spent a lot of time in your Fark profile talking shiat about Fark

SnarkBlarmsten: She's 6 feet tall!

I likes the women with long legs

mytdawg Quote 2007-10-02 11:50:20 AM


Animatronik: Guess myspace wasn't working out for her.

Clearly, there are lots of young women approaching 30 who need comfort and companionship, and are hearing the mating call. They need someone to answer. I volunteer myself for the task.

And 16 year old boys aren't real discriminating about "psycho-biatches" either. From what I remember.


Yes, and let's not forget the best advice: Never date a woman who trained to be a sniper.

a. Cute freckled redhead with a decent body = I'd hit it.

b. importedbeer: Just because I am ugly...

I don't care if you're fishing for a compliment here, I'm going to give you one anyway. Don't be so down on yourself. You're a major cutie. Seriously. Your eyes and lips that could start an international incident.

LizKing531: But I do have to say you spent a lot of time in your Fark profile talking shiat about Fark

Yep. For someone who's so condescending to the posters on the site, it's a bit surprising that Samsaran hasn't realized that he's one of us.

and shes a shooter.... sooooo hotttt.....

Grackel: Sooo, is she in Afghanistan or sitting in county lockup?

click through, buddy... article is from 2003.

/but I should have noted that.

Meh, her face is lopsided. Do not want.

Some_wild_eyed

I clarified that to ensure no one saw it as a "fishing expedition" just two posts down.

/Not a fishing expedition.
//*I* was meant in general terms not specifically to me.

accujimmy: dc-kid: Samsaran: hahahahahahaha .... gasp for air ... hahahahahahaha!

Watching a thread full of FARKERS talk about a pretty girl is

dc-kid:read your profile.

wow.

/when referring to Farkers you use all caps

Yes. I concur my good dood. Er, um, chap.

Samsaran, very good profile too bad you've missed the point. You whine about this not being a place of reasoned debate. I don't believe it says NYT on the front page, it says Fark. (someone correct me if I'm wrong.) Why do you come to a place populated by people who are bored at work and need a distraction and complain that the reflection you see isn't one you like. Strawman anyone? You also mention in your profile that you come here because we amuse you. Well, thats the same reason I come here. Except you're the troll who comes to smugly revell in your intellectual superiority and peeve people off on purpose. Who is the lesser human? The one that comes to laugh or the one who comes to be smug?

That's a good bingo.

/Fark is the shiat.
/DNRTFP of sam and never will

I'd slam her behind bars. Well, just one bar. Mine. That didn't work out quite as well as it did in my mind.

Ipsofacto:I'll take coffee over orange juice any day. (And I do.)]

So you are saying I make you jittery? Or that Redheads are better for you?

/Your coffee just went decaf, BTW

mallorn: Too bad her MySpace page is private...

Isn't there a mystery "alternate" method to view peoples myspace pages when set to private (memory recalls lost camera girls viral ad campaign)?

I can see this thread is generating a lot of friction interest..

Captain Krunk 2007-10-02 11:51:12 AM

backwoodsbob

But you get a bronze medal .


Damn, always sucking the hind teat.

Who won gold?

http://www.kbtx.com/home/headlines/10161241.html

Victim my ass