FARK.com: (3106645) Forget your teacher - maybe your young, hot, female juvenile probation officer will sleep with you (w/ pic)

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unnaturalcravings		2007-10-02 08:40:56 AM

She found the perfect way to land the bad boys. Tells them either I can be your girlfriend or you can be Bubbas girlfriend.

strangeguitar		2007-10-02 08:42:20 AM

millertrey		2007-10-02 08:44:29 AM

FTA: "I just want to assure the citizens of Brazos County that our No. 1 priority is to protect the welfare ... of juveniles that come in contact with us"

In other words, they use a condom.

clanque		2007-10-02 08:52:56 AM

DO NOT WANT!

/Who am I kidding?

usmarinecpl		2007-10-02 09:06:14 AM

now THAT'S what I'm talkin about

truth_is_stranger_than_fishin		2007-10-02 09:10:34 AM

Probing from a probation officer. By the looks of her, she is hot. By the actions of her, she is crazy in the bed cuz she is crazy in the head.

If you married her your life would eventually become a living hell.

mamoru		2007-10-02 09:22:18 AM

I dunno... I'm gonna have to see a full body shot to be sure, because I suspect that everything below the point of the photo widens out like a teepee.

espiaboricua		2007-10-02 09:25:08 AM

FYI. Link's Faked.

Muta		2007-10-02 09:25:21 AM

truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: By the actions of her, she is crazy in the bed cuz she is crazy in the head.

If you married her your life would eventually become a living hell.

The first couple weeks would be great.

Jonny Wilkinson		2007-10-02 09:27:41 AM

Can someone post a pic? It's not coming up on my computer.

ferretman		2007-10-02 09:28:00 AM

You horney FARKERS..............the link is already down....

Thanks for spoiling it for the rest of us horney FARKERS.

Fark Me Runnin		2007-10-02 09:28:05 AM

Fbxrd already?

Hot Carl To Go		2007-10-02 09:28:06 AM

espiaboricua: FYI. Link's Faked.

Yup. Can someone post a picture please?

pvd021		2007-10-02 09:28:07 AM

Damn she is smokin'

Beats the dirty stinky biatch from above.

FarkofTheSea		2007-10-02 09:28:14 AM

This sounds like a great porno in the making.

jst3p		2007-10-02 09:28:15 AM

Muta: truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: By the actions of her, she is crazy in the bed cuz she is crazy in the head.

If you married her your life would eventually become a living hell.

The first couple weeks would be great.

Sounds like a standard marriage to me...

Bartleby the Scrivener		2007-10-02 09:29:22 AM

this link is farked.
www1.istockphoto.com

ScottMpls		2007-10-02 09:29:25 AM

Not sure if I'd violate it.

Plumbledum		2007-10-02 09:29:42 AM

Jonny Wilkinson

This.

I think the site's broken because it was submitted on Fark with 'hot' and 'pic' in the headline.

Ps Jonny
Don't break yourself/ get broken on the weekend!

lobotomy survivor		2007-10-02 09:29:47 AM

Due to farkage:

Yes I would hit that, your honor, cuffs and all.

Diggin		2007-10-02 09:30:10 AM

I can't get the page to open. Oh well. who cares anyway.

Jonny Wilkinson		2007-10-02 09:31:24 AM

I can't tell. She looks like she might be a little flat in the face. I need more of a profile view. Oh yeah, and the knees

JoeyJoJo		2007-10-02 09:31:28 AM

FTFA ...Investigators determined Farmer would call the boy's cell phone after arriving at him home...

I'm just confused now.

Link not necessarily farked, but I can't see her pic. COME ON!

vagina		2007-10-02 09:31:28 AM

I'd put my C0Ck in it.

prof_frink		2007-10-02 09:32:17 AM

I'd love to see her - but she is farked already

machoprogrammer		2007-10-02 09:32:53 AM

She looks like she widens below the picture

the_be_sharps		2007-10-02 09:33:30 AM

You Farking bastards broke the Bryan - College Station Eagle!

Whooop!

That small college town paper has probably never gotten so many hits in an hour before.

/I'm an Aggie, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
//Is it too late for me to get into the juvenile program down there?

Fierell		2007-10-02 09:33:33 AM

nice...
/nice...
//not thrilling...
///but nice

MCStymie		2007-10-02 09:33:43 AM

I'd do it like this, I'd do it like that, I'd do it with a wiffleball bat...

/Then I'd hit her with the wiffleball bat, because she's clearly a raving dumbass.

Bluedark		2007-10-02 09:33:54 AM

Meh, she's ok. not good, not bad. just ok.

Jonny Wilkinson		2007-10-02 09:34:54 AM

Actually the whole network in my office is semi-farked now. The intertubes are collapsing!!! Every body panic!!!!

BeerBear		2007-10-02 09:34:59 AM

hit it I would

chadrules		2007-10-02 09:36:12 AM

mamoru: I dunno... I'm gonna have to see a full body shot to be sure, because I suspect that everything below the point of the photo widens out like a teepee.

mmmm there's smoke in a teepee and you crawl in at the bottom.

chester1977		2007-10-02 09:37:04 AM

DO WANT

Fark Me Runnin		2007-10-02 09:37:16 AM

That'll teach that punk ass kid to behave.

Fark Me Runnin		2007-10-02 09:38:41 AM

The_Beav		2007-10-02 09:38:48 AM

Looks like she likes the carrot, wink-wink-nudge-nudge.

/serously, she'd frick'n orange!

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2007-10-02 09:39:15 AM

You'd hit it...or there's something seriously wrong with you.

NikolaiFarkoff		2007-10-02 09:40:21 AM

Go away! Probatin'!

zippythechimp		2007-10-02 09:40:40 AM

She's a fattie.

lobotomy survivor		2007-10-02 09:41:30 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: You'd hit it...or there's something seriously wrong with you.

Oh, so you think there's something wrong with that?!?

r0Be		2007-10-02 09:41:46 AM

She looks fine with the exception of the noted difference between the orange-ness of her face (which is ridiculously orange) and the rest of her. If that's makeup....lord help her....but it could be just the flash or lighting or something.

Kanyon		2007-10-02 09:41:56 AM

I'd hit it. She's not traffic-accident-causing hot but I'd still have a go at her.

G.I.R.B.		2007-10-02 09:42:28 AM

Meh,
I'd hit it.
Turn it around......

then run real fast

vagina		2007-10-02 09:42:31 AM

Sarah Celeste Farmer is her name.

/i'd like to graze on her grass like a cow.

Robert1966		2007-10-02 09:43:22 AM

"Yeah, there won't be any problem if we hire this hot, young-looking girl as a juvenile probation officer..."

WeBuyRawFur		2007-10-02 09:44:15 AM

mamoru: I suspect that everything below the point of the photo widens out like a teepee.

This.

The slope of the shoulders and cut of the neckline certainly gives the impression that there's a whole lotta Rosie below.