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(Some Guy) NewsFlash Britney Spears loses custody of her children; now forced to use regular airbags when driving   (hollyscoop.com) divider line 748
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2007-10-01 04:18:47 PM
Nice headline +1.
 
2007-10-01 04:23:15 PM
well played +1
 
2007-10-01 04:38:23 PM
www.nationalledger.com

Because it's going to come up anyway...

+1
 
2007-10-01 04:41:42 PM
While I think she is rather trashy. Celebrating the implosion of two little kid's lives and them being in the custody of a father that only wants them for their child support check is just sad.

If we actually love his kids he'd have spent more time with the ones he had pre-Britney. He'd have not started farking around on his pregnant girlfriend with her. He didn't go after custody until he was staring down an ironclad prenup and she wasn't budging. Don't give me that he loves them crap.
 
2007-10-01 04:42:49 PM
Best Britney Spears related headline of all time.
 
2007-10-01 04:43:06 PM
birchman approves of this headline.
 
2007-10-01 04:43:12 PM
I thought they were saline.
 
2007-10-01 04:43:13 PM
You can take the girl out of the trailer park...
 
2007-10-01 04:43:29 PM
God what a horrible person. Someone should just put her out of her misery so we NEVER have to read about her EVER again.
 
2007-10-01 04:43:41 PM
Man. When you're giving K-Fed custody because he's the lesser of two evils...them's gonna be some farked up kids.
 
2007-10-01 04:43:44 PM
Very well played...+1

Let's start the train wreck pics!!
 
2007-10-01 04:44:18 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2007-10-01 04:44:19 PM
she's moving to the top of my dead pool
 
2007-10-01 04:44:21 PM
Gwendolyn: While I think she is rather trashy. Celebrating the implosion of two little kid's lives and them being in the custody of a father that only wants them for their child support check is just sad.

If we actually love his kids he'd have spent more time with the ones he had pre-Britney. He'd have not started farking around on his pregnant girlfriend with her. He didn't go after custody until he was staring down an ironclad prenup and she wasn't budging. Don't give me that he loves them crap.



While all of that might be true, let's not forget that the kids, are truly better off away from Britney right now.
 
2007-10-01 04:44:36 PM
Britney who?
 
2007-10-01 04:44:39 PM
Nice headline, subby!
 
2007-10-01 04:44:44 PM
What, there wasnt a pack of wolves the judge could have awarded custody to?

Are there no workhouses, no asylums?
 
2007-10-01 04:44:45 PM
She lost custody of her kids in a jurisdiction that let Michael Jackson keep his kids...

/Leno beat me to it
//huh huh huh ... juris-DIC-tion ... huh huh huh
 
2007-10-01 04:44:56 PM
TheFallGuy: God what a horrible person. Someone should just put her out of her our misery so we NEVER have to read about her EVER again.

FTFY
 
2007-10-01 04:45:00 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

OWNED!!!!

/Sorry, just wanted to do that.
 
2007-10-01 04:45:13 PM
Can I change my death pool bid? February is obviously way too late.
 
2007-10-01 04:45:14 PM
Very nice headline.

*golf clap*
 
2007-10-01 04:45:28 PM
Can we please stop using the newsflash tag for crap like this? I mean who really gives a shiat?
 
2007-10-01 04:45:32 PM
news flash? really?
 
2007-10-01 04:45:35 PM
I'm mentally healthy and well-adjusted, not to mention happily married to the mother of my two kids, so I'm getting a huge kick out of these replies.

/Golf clap to subby.
 
2007-10-01 04:45:41 PM
I'm one of Britney's kids, so I'm getting a real kick out of these replies, and so on and so forth...
 
2007-10-01 04:45:42 PM
Gwendolyn: While I think she is rather trashy. Celebrating the implosion of two little kid's lives and them being in the custody of a father that only wants them for their child support check fact that the kids are now significantly less likely to die in a drunk driving accident is just sad miraculous.
 
2007-10-01 04:45:46 PM
Britney Spears was driving without a license over the weekend while her kids in the car.

Nice proofreading there.
 
2007-10-01 04:45:47 PM
So they won't be dropped as often now?
 
2007-10-01 04:45:48 PM
OH SNAP

That's the best news I've heard all day. Now lets do something about that pesky custodial situation in Darfur.
 
2007-10-01 04:45:53 PM
BWHAHAHAHAHA
 
2007-10-01 04:45:58 PM
so this means no more mentioning her ever again right?
 
2007-10-01 04:46:18 PM
This is not a news flash. This could be considered 'News' or update, but the News Flash tag is a little much.
 
2007-10-01 04:46:24 PM
When I submited this, i used the obvious tag.... seemed more appropriate
 
2007-10-01 04:46:28 PM
octopossum: she's moving to the top of my dead pool

After this, she may edge out that Amy Winehouse.
 
2007-10-01 04:46:30 PM
I submitted this with a better.. yadda yadda yadda

How bout an obvious tag?
 
2007-10-01 04:46:43 PM
Newsflash trumps Obvious
 
2007-10-01 04:46:47 PM
Wow, that was WAAAAAAY better than my headline. +1 Subby.
 
2007-10-01 04:46:59 PM
she didn't want them anyway
 
2007-10-01 04:47:05 PM
Teh Frack: Newsflash trumps Obvious

Florida tag surrenders
 
2007-10-01 04:47:13 PM
+1 subby (bandwagon jumping FTW!)

I love how the newspaper says things are getting worse for Britney. Because, you know, losing two kids you don't like to an ex you don't like is such a bad thing for gold-tinted trailer refuse.

I seriously think these kids should end up in farking foster care. That way at least the abusive drug-addicts they end up with aren't plastered over the tabloids every day.

\Of course they won't
\\shiatty famous parents are always better then poor parents who give a damn.
\\\Fame farks kids up, period the end.
//backslashies, for variety.
 
2007-10-01 04:47:14 PM
Britney. Suicide. Book it. Done.
 
2007-10-01 04:47:18 PM
Gwendolyn: ...[the kids] being in the custody of a father that only wants them for their child support check is just sad

This.

Its sad that HE is the better one.

/still thinks the headline is the best one in years +1.
 
2007-10-01 04:47:20 PM
Heist: Man. When you're giving K-Fed custody because he's the lesser of two evils...them's gonna be some farked up kids.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

/grabs popcorn and waits for trainwreck to begin (again)
 
2007-10-01 04:47:23 PM
www.thesuperficial.com

ironically, when you think about it, drugs & alcohol probably caused the children... good to know it killed the custody of them as well.
 
2007-10-01 04:47:26 PM
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2007-10-01 04:47:34 PM
How long until Iraq gets custody of its own country? Just a question.
 
2007-10-01 04:47:57 PM
Why isn't this Obvious? It's certainly not News Flash.
 
2007-10-01 04:48:01 PM
Did anybody else read the part where it says "K-fed will have full custody until further order from the court"?

/Key words here: "Until Further Order" Doesn't sound like a permanent ruling to me.
 
2007-10-01 04:48:02 PM
I bet she's going to run with them.

/Next stop, Brazil
 
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