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eyehate		2007-10-01 04:18:47 PM

Nice headline +1.

Digital_Meltdown		2007-10-01 04:23:15 PM

well played +1

Redwing		2007-10-01 04:38:23 PM

Because it's going to come up anyway...

+1

Gwendolyn		2007-10-01 04:41:42 PM

While I think she is rather trashy. Celebrating the implosion of two little kid's lives and them being in the custody of a father that only wants them for their child support check is just sad.

If we actually love his kids he'd have spent more time with the ones he had pre-Britney. He'd have not started farking around on his pregnant girlfriend with her. He didn't go after custody until he was staring down an ironclad prenup and she wasn't budging. Don't give me that he loves them crap.

Action Replay Nick		2007-10-01 04:42:49 PM

Best Britney Spears related headline of all time.

birchman		2007-10-01 04:43:06 PM

birchman approves of this headline.

Foaming		2007-10-01 04:43:12 PM

I thought they were saline.

Savian		2007-10-01 04:43:13 PM

You can take the girl out of the trailer park...

TheFallGuy		2007-10-01 04:43:29 PM

God what a horrible person. Someone should just put her out of her misery so we NEVER have to read about her EVER again.

Heist		2007-10-01 04:43:41 PM

Man. When you're giving K-Fed custody because he's the lesser of two evils...them's gonna be some farked up kids.

PWPI		2007-10-01 04:43:44 PM

Very well played...+1

Let's start the train wreck pics!!

damn_y0		2007-10-01 04:44:18 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

octopossum		2007-10-01 04:44:19 PM

she's moving to the top of my dead pool

LessO2		2007-10-01 04:44:21 PM

Gwendolyn: While I think she is rather trashy. Celebrating the implosion of two little kid's lives and them being in the custody of a father that only wants them for their child support check is just sad.

If we actually love his kids he'd have spent more time with the ones he had pre-Britney. He'd have not started farking around on his pregnant girlfriend with her. He didn't go after custody until he was staring down an ironclad prenup and she wasn't budging. Don't give me that he loves them crap.

While all of that might be true, let's not forget that the kids, are truly better off away from Britney right now.

ultraholland		2007-10-01 04:44:36 PM

Britney who?

grizzlyjohnson		2007-10-01 04:44:39 PM

Nice headline, subby!

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2007-10-01 04:44:44 PM

What, there wasnt a pack of wolves the judge could have awarded custody to?

Are there no workhouses, no asylums?

King Something		2007-10-01 04:44:45 PM

She lost custody of her kids in a jurisdiction that let Michael Jackson keep his kids...

/Leno beat me to it
//huh huh huh ... juris-DIC-tion ... huh huh huh

Malinki		2007-10-01 04:44:56 PM

TheFallGuy: God what a horrible person. Someone should just put her out of ~~her~~ our misery so we NEVER have to read about her EVER again.

FTFY

jake3988		2007-10-01 04:45:00 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

OWNED!!!!

/Sorry, just wanted to do that.

chick_magnate		2007-10-01 04:45:13 PM

Can I change my death pool bid? February is obviously way too late.

CableGuy		2007-10-01 04:45:14 PM

Very nice headline.

*golf clap*

AcesBeeyotch		2007-10-01 04:45:28 PM

Can we please stop using the newsflash tag for crap like this? I mean who really gives a shiat?

Bosefus		2007-10-01 04:45:32 PM

news flash? really?

nrv0us		2007-10-01 04:45:35 PM

I'm mentally healthy and well-adjusted, not to mention happily married to the mother of my two kids, so I'm getting a huge kick out of these replies.

/Golf clap to subby.

Drone1047		2007-10-01 04:45:41 PM

I'm one of Britney's kids, so I'm getting a real kick out of these replies, and so on and so forth...

priestrape		2007-10-01 04:45:42 PM

Gwendolyn: While I think she is rather trashy. Celebrating the ~~implosion of two little kid's lives and them being in the custody of a father that only wants them for their child support check~~ fact that the kids are now significantly less likely to die in a drunk driving accident is ~~just sad~~ miraculous.

phlegmmo		2007-10-01 04:45:46 PM

Britney Spears was driving without a license over the weekend while her kids in the car.

Nice proofreading there.

StrikitRich		2007-10-01 04:45:47 PM

So they won't be dropped as often now?

WhatYouSay		2007-10-01 04:45:48 PM

OH SNAP

That's the best news I've heard all day. Now lets do something about that pesky custodial situation in Darfur.

I hate Chevy		2007-10-01 04:45:53 PM

BWHAHAHAHAHA

Dr_luckyz		2007-10-01 04:45:58 PM

so this means no more mentioning her ever again right?

IAmASmallGoat		2007-10-01 04:46:18 PM

This is not a news flash. This could be considered 'News' or update, but the News Flash tag is a little much.

sararenne		2007-10-01 04:46:24 PM

When I submited this, i used the obvious tag.... seemed more appropriate

ultraholland		2007-10-01 04:46:28 PM

octopossum: she's moving to the top of my dead pool

After this, she may edge out that Amy Winehouse.

Alyna_jf		2007-10-01 04:46:30 PM

I submitted this with a better.. yadda yadda yadda

How bout an obvious tag?

Teh Frack		2007-10-01 04:46:43 PM

Newsflash trumps Obvious

Pvt. Party		2007-10-01 04:46:47 PM

Wow, that was WAAAAAAY better than my headline. +1 Subby.

bongmiester		2007-10-01 04:46:59 PM

she didn't want them anyway

King Something		2007-10-01 04:47:05 PM

Teh Frack: Newsflash trumps Obvious

Florida tag surrenders

El_Smacko		2007-10-01 04:47:13 PM

+1 subby (bandwagon jumping FTW!)

I love how the newspaper says things are getting worse for Britney. Because, you know, losing two kids you don't like to an ex you don't like is such a bad thing for gold-tinted trailer refuse.

I seriously think these kids should end up in farking foster care. That way at least the abusive drug-addicts they end up with aren't plastered over the tabloids every day.

\Of course they won't
\\shiatty famous parents are always better then poor parents who give a damn.
\\\Fame farks kids up, period the end.
//backslashies, for variety.

cubsfan07		2007-10-01 04:47:14 PM

Britney. Suicide. Book it. Done.

FortKnox		2007-10-01 04:47:18 PM

Gwendolyn: ...[the kids] being in the custody of a father that only wants them for their child support check is just sad

This.

Its sad that HE is the better one.

/still thinks the headline is the best one in years +1.

psycho_chic		2007-10-01 04:47:20 PM

Heist: Man. When you're giving K-Fed custody because he's the lesser of two evils...them's gonna be some farked up kids.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

/grabs popcorn and waits for trainwreck to begin (again)

FerrisYJ		2007-10-01 04:47:23 PM

ironically, when you think about it, drugs & alcohol probably caused the children... good to know it killed the custody of them as well.

Savian		2007-10-01 04:47:26 PM

WhatYouSay		2007-10-01 04:47:34 PM

How long until Iraq gets custody of its own country? Just a question.

thedodo		2007-10-01 04:47:57 PM

Why isn't this Obvious? It's certainly not News Flash.

kentriccubed		2007-10-01 04:48:01 PM

Did anybody else read the part where it says "K-fed will have full custody until further order from the court"?

/Key words here: "Until Further Order" Doesn't sound like a permanent ruling to me.