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(Daily Herald)   Ugly-ass baby cubs attacked by parents at Brookfield Zoo. Ugly-ass baby Lou Piniella unavailable for comment   (dailyherald.com) divider line 29
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2007-10-01 05:04:44 PM
Oh noes! Poor kitties!! :(

/Yeah, I'm a mush, deal with it! :P
 
2007-10-01 05:04:56 PM
Last World Series Cubs were in they got mauled by the Tigers.

History repeats.
 
2007-10-01 05:04:57 PM
RAAAAAAWWWWR!!!
www.theheckler.com

/lou rocks
 
2007-10-01 05:05:45 PM
In addition to their outdoor space, Tiara and her cubs occupy an indoor enclosure with separate stalls next to an area for the male tiger, Robeki, the cubs' father.

The cages are separated by narrow metal bars.

Asked if the incident could have been prevented, Smith said, "we are currently investigating and do not have an answer for that right now."


Gee, I wonder how this could have occurred. Furthermore, who could have had the foresight to imagine this scenario? I wonder if there will ever be a solution to this difficult problem.
 
2007-10-01 05:05:48 PM
Those are actually animal mascots that were hurt during a half-time show.
 
2007-10-01 05:07:34 PM
I'm pretty sure my father would have done this, too, if it wasn't for the 3" thick bullet proof glass in the visitation room.
 
2007-10-01 05:08:20 PM
If you don't enjoy seeing tiger cubs being brutalized, then don't ever see the movie "Two Brothers."

I thought it would be a cute movie. Boy was I wrong.
 
2007-10-01 05:09:18 PM
My brain interpreted that headline to mean zoo visitors who happen to be parents of human children jumped the fence and attacked the cubs. After reading through the first paragraph, the story still didn't add up in my head.

/+1 for reading comprehension
 
2007-10-01 05:10:06 PM
D'backs in four over Cubs.

Zambrano loses his temper in game 1, sinks the Cubs, because, he's a farking jerk. He does what he does best: loser in big games.

/You can 'put on the board...YES!'
 
2007-10-01 05:10:36 PM
It's a shame the older Spears, Hiltons, and Lohans didn't have those same instincts.
 
2007-10-01 05:10:57 PM
Subby fails to mention what kind of ugly-ass cubs we're talking about. Lions? Tigers? Bears?

-1
 
2007-10-01 05:14:35 PM
What my kitty does when someone/something enters it's space undetected:

www.dkimages.com
 
2007-10-01 05:15:05 PM
The article mad me sad, but SacriliciousBeerSwiller made me lol.
 
2007-10-01 05:19:51 PM
tortilla burger: Subby fails to mention what kind of ugly-ass cubs we're talking about. Lions? Tigers? Bears?

Oh, my!

/obligatory
 
2007-10-01 05:20:06 PM
Wanted for questioning.

www.bigcatrescue.org
 
2007-10-01 05:26:44 PM
AHHHHH! BobNesta420! That's the downs syndrome tiger!

But I want to know wtf was this zoo thinking when they put the cubs in a enclosure with access to the adult male enclosure?
/FAIL
 
2007-10-01 05:31:21 PM
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: RAAAAAAWWWWR!!!


I was waiting for this, thank you.
/I wanna see more RAAAAWR
//Seattle
 
2007-10-01 05:38:27 PM
The more I learn about tigers, the more I realize that killing them to make Chinese penises hard is a good thing.
 
2007-10-01 05:42:46 PM
Well, you can bet that cub won't be sticking its paws where they don't belong anymore.
 
2007-10-01 05:43:17 PM
Scratches therealitysoldier 's eyes out.
 
2007-10-01 05:47:28 PM
News from the alternate universe of Truthiness:

Asked if the incident could have been prevented, Smith said, "we are currently investigating and do not have an answer for that right now Yes."
 
2007-10-01 05:52:08 PM
oooh, Brookfield Zoo. Did some research there while taking a course a while back. Great zoo, awesome staff.
 
2007-10-01 06:08:28 PM
I'm pretty sure my father would have done this, too, if it wasn't for the 3" thick bullet proof glass in the visitation room.

That's all sorts of win.

/poor kitties
 
2007-10-01 06:09:16 PM
Enuratique: My brain interpreted that headline to mean zoo visitors who happen to be parents of human children jumped the fence and attacked the cubs. After reading through the first paragraph, the story still didn't add up in my head.

/+1 for reading comprehension


Same
 
2007-10-01 06:20:00 PM
Hell! He told them to stay off his lawn!
 
2007-10-01 06:21:09 PM
Tanishh: Enuratique: My brain interpreted that headline to mean zoo visitors who happen to be parents of human children jumped the fence and attacked the cubs. After reading through the first paragraph, the story still didn't add up in my head.

Ditto.

Also, maybe a sad tag for it.
 
2007-10-01 09:53:45 PM
mypalmike: News from the alternate universe of Truthiness:

Asked if the incident could have been prevented, Smith said, "we are currently investigating and do not have an answer for that right now Yes."


new keyboard....
 
2007-10-02 12:02:37 AM
"Ugly-ass baby Lou Piniella" Now that's funny.I lol'd.
 
2007-10-02 03:15:05 AM
God damn it. They should know to use chain link. Its cheap and large animals can't stick their paws through it. Morans.

Those animals won't be exhibitable. I hope they can keep them in the SSP, but no one's going to want to see tigers with amputated tails and paws like that.
 
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