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(Some Guy)   Kate Hudson loves them and leaves them, now breaking it off with Dax Shepherd, who is best known in the film industry for dating Kate Hudson   (aceshowbiz.com ) divider line
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2007-10-01 03:28:21 AM  
Kate Hudson can love and leave me.

/won't cry, whine, or tell the tabloids
 
2007-10-01 03:57:59 AM  
That Jumanji-type movie he was in was pretty good.

I forget the name of it. He was the astronaut.
 
2007-10-01 05:17:02 AM  
i've seen her in one movie -- the one with the band where she's a whore. other than that, who are these people?
 
2007-10-01 05:34:37 AM  
anoncow: Kate Hudson can love and leave me.

/won't cry, whine, or tell the tabloids


I would cry. But it would totally be worth it. And kate, if you're reading this, I promise to wait till after sex to cry. Dont listen to my whore of an ex-girlfriend. She lies.
 
2007-10-01 05:47:49 AM  
"Go away, 'batin"

/came for the ref, leaving happy
 
2007-10-01 06:27:35 AM  
"Then she unfurled her gigantic ears and flew away", sobbed Shepherd. He said that he now looks forward to dating attractive women.

/From TFA
 
2007-10-01 07:05:38 AM  
uptonogood: i've seen her in one movie -- the one with the band where she's a whore. other than that, who are these people?

That wasn't a movie...
 
2007-10-01 07:26:58 AM  
I saw Dax in Idiocracy and have no idea why she hooked up with him in the first place.
 
2007-10-01 07:54:03 AM  
Come on, guys, he was hilarious in Without a Paddle!

Oh wait, that was no one.
 
2007-10-01 08:15:31 AM  
I like him better than Zach Braff whom I frequently mistake him for. I think I also mistake him for Dane Cook.

They're all dips to me. Well, one's emo but still dippy.

*plays sappy music while riding a go-kart in the rain*
 
2007-10-01 08:28:47 AM  
Dane Cook is not funny. That is all.
 
2007-10-01 08:37:15 AM  
After being married to that heinous hairbag from the Black Crowes I'd be out scoring all the hot guys I could too.

/she needs boobies
 
2007-10-01 09:38:04 AM  
Spookync: After being married to that heinous hairbag from the Black Crowes I'd be out scoring all the hot guys I could too.

/she needs boobies


After being married to the heinous hairbag from the Black Crowes, I wouldn't touch it with a stolen peener.
 
2007-10-01 09:49:33 AM  
I don't like bashing on Celebrities but i think it's sad if your career highlight is dating Kate Hudsen.
 
2007-10-01 10:21:00 AM  
Ace Frehley's Ghost: After being married to the heinous hairbag from the Black Crowes, I wouldn't touch it with a stolen peener.

Heinous hairbag. Heh... Better than an Anus hairbag I suppose.
 
axd
2007-10-01 10:43:42 AM  
Frito took eight wives, and had 36 of the stupidest children ever to walk the face of the planet.
 
2007-10-01 10:46:15 AM  
Idiocracy reference... check.

No PUNK'd refs?
 
2007-10-01 11:41:17 AM  
"She's a man eater!" ~ Hall and Oates

/never saw any of her movies
 
2007-10-01 11:57:13 AM  
OSULugan Curse you! I was just about to make one, but now I won't.... cause I ain't no pawn for the man... man

/only reason he's famous is because he blew Ashton before Demi got a chance
 
2007-10-01 02:07:04 PM  
She was seen with Ron Burkle? Hhahahahahah. He's such the womanizer.
But i can see why she would WANT to be with him if she is with him. He's WORTH BILLIONS and will lavish her with tons of neat stuff.

Only problem is Burkle is friends with fellow womanizer and rapist Bill Clinton. You can bet she will probably be asked to have a three way with Bill and Ron.
 
2007-10-01 02:25:28 PM  
Maybe he'll try to kill himself too.
 
2007-10-01 02:38:11 PM  
"Who are you?! What's going on here?!"

"...I'm the astronaut."

"I love money."


Dax Sheperd's dead panned delivery kills me every time.
 
2007-10-01 04:31:17 PM  
Wise_Guy: That Jumanji-type movie he was in was pretty good.

I forget the name of it. He was the astronaut.


That would be Zathura, written by the same author as Jumanji. (Chris Van Allsburg )

Also some of Jon Favreau's best directorial work, as most of the effects were practical instead of CGI, which gave it a great look.

/Liked it better than Jumanji
//No K. Dunst or R. Williams was a big plus
 
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