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(Local6)   40 year old man? Check. Dead 86 year old roommate? Check. Deceased's corpse kept in a closet while 40 year old used his ATM card? Check. Florida? You bet that's a check   (local6.com ) divider line
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2007-09-29 12:59:13 PM  
Wow, green? Thought I screwed up the end a bit there.
My first Florida green too... yay.

/still cursing NakedReporta, I've been TFing for a day now and don't think I'll be sleeping for a month.
 
2007-09-29 01:05:43 PM  
Shame on you for mixing cliches.
 
2007-09-29 01:15:43 PM  
Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2007-09-29 01:28:12 PM  
Florida tag? Like this never happened in any other state in the Union.

-1 subby, but congrats on your losing your greenlight virginity.
 
2007-09-29 01:34:12 PM  
Rick James says...

msnbcmedia4.msn.com

"EcmoRandomNumbers... Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
 
2007-09-29 01:41:17 PM  
Oh dear lord...I knew a David Morse when I lived in OK...and I'm sure he owes some child support...please don't let this be him....

/it probably is....
 
2007-09-29 01:42:50 PM  
Police are trying to determine if he can be charged for not reporting the death.

In Florida keeping a body in your apartment for a month doesn't fall under abuse of a corpse? With all the elderly in Florida you'd think the cops would sort of be clear on how this works.
 
2007-09-29 01:47:07 PM  
Mugshot goodness (new window) from another story:

shimg.ny.publicus.com

Not who I was thinking of...whew.
 
2007-09-29 01:52:10 PM  
Whewww, you would have to pay me a lot more than two gand to get near that terrible smell. It's not an odor that you would be able to quickly forget. Gah.
 
2007-09-29 01:54:47 PM  
Actually, I'm surprised it wasn't Wisconsin....
 
2007-09-29 02:02:25 PM  
Dad?
 
2007-09-29 02:27:04 PM  
Didn't Dr. Laura do the same thing? Oh wait, no, that wasn't her roommate, it was her mother.
 
2007-09-29 02:38:46 PM  
Occasionally similar "kept the body stuffed somewhere in the apartment" crimes happen in Japan, usually the motive is to keep collecting the deceased person's pension checks.
 
2007-09-29 02:54:12 PM  
filmjournal.net


BTW, seeing Kerry Fox have sex in Intimacy was an eye opener. If they want to call it acting, then it's fine by me!

 
2007-09-29 03:00:56 PM  
www.davidmorse.org
 
2007-09-29 04:22:58 PM  
Is this "Check." shiat the new unimaginative cliche to replace the "Not News:,News:,Fark:" headline?

Get crotch rot and die in a fire subby.


-10000 for complete lack of creativity.
 
2007-09-29 05:12:10 PM  
m0ondoggy: Is this "Check." shiat the new unimaginative cliche to replace the "Not News:,News:,Fark:" headline?

Get crotch rot and die in a fire subby.


-10000 for complete lack of creativity.


Do I agree? Check.
 
2007-09-29 05:24:31 PM  
Screen your roommates, Spay and Neuter your pets. LOL your cats. Everyone wins.
 
2007-09-29 05:30:34 PM  
m0ondoggy: Get crotch rot and die in a fire subby.


-10000 for complete lack of creativity.


Actually it came from just watching "The Farnsworf Parabox" episode of Futurama. Reading TFA all that came to mind was Hermes going "Box. Check. Sun. Oh that's a big check."

But my crotch is burning, yes.
 
2007-09-29 05:47:14 PM  
i've heard of robbing the cradle... but robbing the casket?
 
2007-09-29 06:04:35 PM  
I love living in this state. I can't imagine living anywhere else. Weirdness keeps it interesting, and the weather is awesome. It's still in the 80's-90's temperature-wise, and will be through December. And every day there's the good chance you will see or hear about something you'd never have imagined. Good times.
 
2007-09-30 01:49:09 PM  
m0ondoggy: Is this "Check." shiat the new unimaginative cliche to replace the "Not News:,News:,Fark:" headline?

Get crotch rot and die in a fire subby.


-10000 for complete lack of creativity.


Whoa... chill man! :)
 
2007-10-01 03:43:42 PM  
Given that it's Florida, that check will bounce.
 
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