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(AZCentral)   Breaking up with your girlfriend? That's a hammerin'. With mugshot scariness   (azcentral.com) divider line 104
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2007-09-29 04:54:51 AM
why in the hell did I click enlarge???

why oh why???
 
2007-09-29 06:15:27 AM
wennnndigoooooo!!
 
2007-09-29 06:18:06 AM
We need a big neon "Crazy biatch" sign that crazy biatches have to wear while in public. It'll be a much nicer world.
 
2007-09-29 06:18:39 AM
Won't someone think about the elephant statue?
 
2007-09-29 06:19:01 AM
I have never wanted to enlarge an image less in my life.
 
2007-09-29 06:19:50 AM
Now I would hit that... with a hammer..

ok, now that I got that horrid joke out of the way.. Man, he musta been real hard up .... Nevermind, wont go there
 
2007-09-29 06:20:08 AM
FTA: Police said the boyfriend still wanted to break up and wanted her prosecuted for the damage to his elephant statue and to his eyes from all the heavy bleach usage.

/FTFY
 
2007-09-29 06:20:37 AM
Are we sure that the woman pictured wasn't the one struck with a hammer? In the face? Several times?
 
2007-09-29 06:22:02 AM
Zalan: Won't someone think about the elephant statue?

www.statue.com
 
2007-09-29 06:22:20 AM
And her knees are perfectly smooth.
 
2007-09-29 06:23:32 AM
my.opera.com

/had to be done
 
2007-09-29 06:24:51 AM
I have no farking empathy for the guy. If you wanna go out and date and live with a woman that is mistaken 90% of the time as a shemale/tranny/Jerry Springer regular.... than you deserve to have your precious flea market/garage sale trinkets bashed.

www.azcentral.com
 
2007-09-29 06:27:04 AM
Howard Stern in Drag?
 
2007-09-29 06:29:28 AM
Wow, Steffi Graf has really let herself go.
 
2007-09-29 06:30:35 AM
I'm pretty sure the elephant statue looked more like this. thefamilystore.net

These used to sale for $10.50 @ Woolworths when I was a kid, I'm pretty sure you can pick them up at a garage sale for $0.50 now.
 
2007-09-29 06:32:23 AM
GAH!
 
2007-09-29 06:32:27 AM
SlappyKincaid: why in the hell did I click enlarge???

why oh why???


You're kinky like that... go ahead... admit it. its the first step in recovery... you also need to register for Jerry Springer or Maury Povich, Ricki Lake too if she still has a show.
 
2007-09-29 06:35:33 AM
Don't hammuh me sis? or maybe bro..
 
2007-09-29 06:36:38 AM
fergue: These used to sale for $10.50 @ Woolworths when I was a kid, I'm pretty sure you can pick them up at a garage sale for $0.50 now.

img205.imageshack.us

Cannot go into the Woolworth's.
 
2007-09-29 06:37:25 AM
Edipis: wennnndigoooooo!!

you hit the nail on the head with that. I tried to Farkit a pic of wendigo, but the only good one was protected from hosting.


\pun intended
 
2007-09-29 06:42:17 AM
According to police, the couple had been dating for about nine months and had been living together since March.

What is is with the "Faces of Meth" people and their habit of shacking up after knowing someone for a week or two?

Also, and this is just my observation from watching COPS, living in crackland Oregon and reading FARK, but these couples always tend to be older woman, younger man. I've seen several Faces of Meth couples, and the woman is usually a good ten years older than the guy. Sure, she ain't got no teefs, but those welfare checks keep him at the top of the trailer park peekin' order.
 
2007-09-29 06:46:32 AM
i141.photobucket.com
i141.photobucket.com

Need I say more?
 
2007-09-29 06:53:06 AM
Her's an idea, when you break up with someone, weather it is over the phone or in person, you get the fark out of the house be for her ugly arse comes home.
 
2007-09-29 06:54:50 AM
Yea, the Stern resemblance is uncanny. And, of course, frightening.
 
Ra_
2007-09-29 07:02:52 AM
You have broken my God, you evil woman with your unnatural hair.
Your drapes do not even match!

sasw.chass.ncsu.edu
 
2007-09-29 07:05:17 AM
My ex took a hammer to a few of my expensive electronic items the night I broke up with her.

Why do girls go crazy like this?

This is how I see it. ( women of fark, feel free to weigh in )

Upon being broken up with .....

Average guy: Accepts the breakup and moves on

Crazy guy: goes crazy kills his girlfriend

Crazy girl: goes crazy kills her boyfriend

Average girl: still goes crazy and begins to break shiat
 
2007-09-29 07:17:49 AM
Click pic to enlarge.

I'm already there...

/Wait, what??!
 
2007-09-29 07:18:57 AM
seabass242: My ex took a hammer to a few of my expensive electronic items the night I broke up with her.

Why do girls go crazy like this?

This is how I see it. ( women of fark, feel free to weigh in )

Upon being broken up with .....

Average guy: Accepts the breakup and moves on

Crazy guy: goes crazy kills his girlfriend

Crazy girl: goes crazy kills her boyfriend

Average girl: still goes crazy and begins to break shiat


I dunno. I'm a pretty average girl, and I never broke anything of theirs. Usually you have mutual hostages: you have some of their stuff, they have some of yours. That, or always clear their place clear of your shiat.
 
2007-09-29 07:19:37 AM
It is about time someone did something about this, that is why I am proposing legislature to keep assault hammers out of the hands of untrained, unlicensed contractors. Have you seen the hammer selection lately? Look at the various models mass produced by Estwing alone! Sharp rock picks up to 10 inches in length, 4lb crack hammers, Claw hammers YES CLAWS! Any child can walk into the local dealer (Home Depot, I am looking at you) and buy as many of these as they want. How long will it be before gangs of thugs are running around with a Nylon-Vinyl Grip Rock Pick (Long Handle)with a 22 ounce heads and 16 inch handles? Or god forbid they escalate up to the Nylon-Vinyl Grip Latthammers? This is a plague of epic proportion and action needs to be taken NOW to keep our childrens safe! It is time to say NO to these merchants of bludgeoning and impalement "tools". There is no need for these so called "Do It Your Selfers" to have access to these implements of destruction (shovels and rakes take note, you are next). Call your congressmen, or visit your local airport bathroom and let them know that you will not stand for percussive violence in your neighborhood!
 
2007-09-29 07:20:12 AM
www.grannygear.com
 
2007-09-29 07:23:38 AM
Ra_: Your drapes do not even match!

I don't want to farking think about that craze biznatches drapes

feeling queezy
studiocsk.com
 
2007-09-29 07:25:26 AM
Outstanding warrants? On a woman that stunning?

Unpossible.
 
2007-09-29 07:33:17 AM
Wow. I came in here from the headline to make a Dwarf Fortress reference, and now there's elephant statues, too?

I guess it's only funny if you've played the game too much.
 
2007-09-29 07:34:40 AM
I like how some decided to punish the rest of us that were too smart to enlarge the picture. I will be sending you guys the bill for all the bleach I'll have to replace now. bastards.
 
2007-09-29 07:38:35 AM
seabass242: My ex took a hammer to a few of my expensive electronic items the night I broke up with her.

Why do girls go crazy like this?

This is how I see it. ( women of fark, feel free to weigh in )

Upon being broken up with .....

Average guy: Accepts the breakup and moves on

Crazy guy: goes crazy kills his girlfriend

Crazy girl: goes crazy kills her boyfriend

Average girl: still goes crazy and begins to break shiat


Because men realize that there are always more vaginas out there. Women actually get emotionally attached. They're kinda weird in that way.
 
2007-09-29 07:56:01 AM
WARNING - WARNING, EYE BLEACH ALERT!!!!
 
2007-09-29 08:31:03 AM
FTFA: Police said the boyfriend still wanted to break up and wanted her prosecuted for the damage to his elephant statue.

Didn't see that coming ...
 
2007-09-29 08:56:04 AM
img.photobucket.com
and for those who enlarged:
img.photobucket.com

Cue "Do not want" pics in 5...4...
 
2007-09-29 09:06:50 AM
OH KRISTE! I didn't even read the article once I saw the pic! Then you you guys have to go and post her pic, not once, but twice in the thread! What's the matter with you?! Go back to bed!
 
2007-09-29 09:15:19 AM
members.iinet.net.au
 
2007-09-29 09:24:15 AM
sift: Are we sure that the woman pictured wasn't the one struck with a hammer? In the face? Several times?

My exact thought.

can't... unsee... gaaah
 
2007-09-29 09:25:09 AM
I love the ad that popped up - "When it comes to safety, who do you trust"? (with a photo of a woman in a car)
 
2007-09-29 09:28:20 AM
sift: Are we sure that the woman pictured wasn't the one struck with a hammer? In the face? Several times?

Obviously she got in a little practice on herself first.
 
2007-09-29 09:59:19 AM
Seabass242: My ex took a hammer to a few of my expensive electronic items the night I broke up with her.
Why do girls go crazy like this?
This is how I see it.


I don't think the average girl goes nuts and it more has to do with the type of person you date. If you don't know them well enough to realize they're going to flip out and break stuff, I wouldn't let them have access to stuff you don't want broken. If you have trouble with that last part, break up with her at her place, or in public, or next to a police officer.

/never been a crazy ex-girlfriend
 
2007-09-29 10:01:23 AM
New Bachelor pad with deposit: $975
Hiring movers for my big screen TV, stereo, computer, bed and clothing: $260
Calling my girl to break it off after my stuff is out of her place:$0.50
Getting away from that crazy biatch:PRICELESS
 
2007-09-29 10:03:40 AM
ripple123: We need a big neon "Crazy biatch" sign that crazy biatches have to wear while in public. It'll be a much nicer world.

I thinking she does not need that sign. If you can't tell she's bat-chit crazy by just looking at her, a sign's not going to help you.
 
2007-09-29 10:04:51 AM
Looks like she misread the direction and swung the hammer the wrong way...since birth.
 
2007-09-29 10:09:35 AM
SlappyKincaid: why in the hell did I click enlarge???

why oh why???


Probably, like me, you've grown used to "enlarge" buttons that don't actually resize the picture. Thus you've grown careless of the consequences.
 
2007-09-29 10:21:18 AM
www.dtdstudios.com

So he did her from behind?

/Is that man-hair on it's arms?
 
2007-09-29 10:24:31 AM
seabass242:

Why do girls go crazy like this?

why do guys go crazy? apart from doing the same thing this woman's capable of, they have been known to: accuse an ex-girlfriend of criminal behavior (use your imagination) and set them up for a malicious prosecution charge, going on all-night benders and ending up with damage done to objects or persons,or the same thing without the help of substances; stalking ex-girfriend and the woman's friends or family....on and on and on...



Upon being broken up with .....

Average guy: Accepts the breakup and moves on

Crazy guy: goes crazy kills his girlfriend

Crazy girl: goes crazy kills her boyfriend

Average girl: still goes crazy and begins to break shiat


I hope that my reply above helped out.
 
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