That seems to be a shaitty position to be in.

EvilElecBlanket: That seems to be a shaitty position to be in.

Imagine the former #3 and the meeting he has with his superior about his new promotion to #2.

They will always kill the #2 man. If they killed #1 they wouldn't have anybody to blame for the insurgency.

submitter: 3,492nd

Oh, come on, Subby - there have been no more than a couple of hundred of them. Sheesh.

PC LOAD LETTER: Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher

One new keyboard, please. ;-)

:

The "war" is a failure. Bring the troops home.

Only 18,302 more to go!

so wait, is the mission accomplished yet?

Woohoo!
Mission accomplished!
The war was a success.
WE WON!
Come on home boys.

Somebody better tell those in that position to stop wearing red shirts!

second place is just first loser.

Osama who?

Axis of Weasel: so wait, is the mission accomplished yet?

Oh good, we got the guy right under Bin Laden? No? What? I'm confused.

Our troops can has flights home nowz?

EvilElecBlanket and dillenger69

I see what you did there.

WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR?!?

/we'd get #1 but we can't figure out who it is

tdude: Somebody better tell those in that position to stop wearing red shirts!

heh

Well, no shiat.

Who does #2 work for?!

Who does #2 work for?!

Al-Qaida couldn't afford raises this year, so they put Vice President into everyone's title.

CHAZZZ: They will always kill the #2 man. If they killed #1 they wouldn't have anybody to blame for the insurgency.

Actually, it's like zombies, all the other terrorists would suddenly be cured.

al-Qaida has more top men than a gay orgy.

whidbey: :

The "war" is a failure. Bring the troops home.

Cool, we can just go ahead and chalk this one up as a loss then... no doubt such a display of weakness will prevent any further attacks on our country. Plus we have the Patriot Act to protect us. We should be fine as long we bring all the troops home, including the ones in Europe and South Asia. I don't know why we don't just keep our military bases confined to the state of Montana.

Being number two in AQ like being a keyboardist for the Grateful Dead in a red star trek uniform.

POOP THREAD? (new window)

"The 3,492nd 3,493rd "al-Qaida #2" in Iraq has been killed"

Fixed that for you, subby
/pet peeve

So they should kill them in a different order instead of bumping these guys up over and over?

Everything will start going our way when we start catching these guys in gay scandals. Operation Glory Hole will win us this war.

sparrow794: whidbey: :

The "war" is a failure. Bring the troops home.

Cool, we can just go ahead and chalk this one up as a loss then... no doubt such a display of weakness will prevent any further attacks on our country. Plus we have the Patriot Act to protect us. We should be fine as long we bring all the troops home, including the ones in Europe and South Asia. I don't know why we don't just keep our military bases confined to the state of Montana.

Let's all go to the lobby.
Let's all go to the lobby.
It's popcorn time.
Okay....
GO!

Subby don't be such a retard.

Everyone knows that as soon as we get rid of Osama Saddam the guy who looks like Ron Jeremy Al Zarqawi Ahmadinijad the world will be rid of terrorism.

Does that me we can go home now?

There's no shortage of number 2

That's a lot of #2, no wonder they're up to their ears in shait.

Seriously this is either some 'I am Spartacus' bullshiat, or 'We have always been at war with Eurasia' bullshiat, and I'm not sure which one would make me feel worse about my government.

the best part is...

they could post a picture of a Puerto Rican guy with a Puerto Rican flag bandana on his head and most of the righties wouldn't even notice...


"Yay we got #2!!!! we got #2!!! Suck it libs, but not in a ghey way cuz we ain't no queerz! We're tuff!"

I have it on good authority that we are grinding up all al Qaeda #2s into mulch and selling the mulch to the Taliban for their poppy fields. Poetic?

/must get my fix now

Bravo PC LOAD LETTER well done, sir. or...ma'am.

Time for the obligatory "I Blame Bush!!!"

ok...
my restraints are slipping...

Was NOT a sovereign country...they signed treaty in 92...
It says "mission" accomplished...NOT "War Accomplished" a war is not a mission...
oh hell...never mind...you aren't going to change your minds. Hell, putting facts on Fark is like putting lipstick on a pig and calling it a hooker. Pointless and the pig still gets screwed...

/bye

the biggest redneck here: PSA: If he's in Iraq he's not in the top 20

/#2 my ass

I think they are talking about AQ in Iraq and not AQ as a whole. If you were number two in all of AQ you'd be in Saudi Arabia chillin in a nice condo on the sand. Or a cave in Afghanistan.

The new White House spokescritter would like to invite you all to the lobby for beverages before the Q&A period begins...