Millenia and the Timenoids wanted for questioning...

I wonder how much Ark a multi kill trap like that costs.

\thank you, China, for allowing me to make a video game reference today

This: Soygen: carrion_luggage: Cyanara

Ahhh. So bad it's good.

Too bad it's the wrong language I'm a humorless douchebag.

FIFY

...my little pretty.

Come on, guys, where's the Wizard of Oz love? It's a falling house story.

Anyone know what the dying process would be in this case? death by inhalation of fumes? suffocation I suppose would be the correct term...just curious (or perhaps a little twisted) - could be added to "the list of worst ways to die"

carrion_luggage: Cyanara


/+1 you win the thread

This thread is chock full of win.

/ +1 to everyone, I'm gonna go ROFL some more

carrion_luggage: Cyanara


/+1 you win the thread


see link...morans...

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sayonara

spelt wrong AND japanese... well done.

wheresmycandyman

Anyone know what the dying process would be in this case? death by inhalation of fumes? suffocation I suppose would be the correct term...just curious (or perhaps a little twisted) - could be added to "the list of worst ways to die"

When inhaled, hydrogen cyanide gas (HCN - German brand name during WWII, Zyklon B) ionizes in the mucus in the lungs and the CN ion prevents cellular respiration. It's also the most common poison used in gas chambers for execution in the US - it's simple and cheap to do, drop a cyanide salt into a container of acid (usually sulfuric.)

/been working in an EPA mandated environmental field for 25 years
//no cyanide pools in my city

Holy shiat....on the one hand, that's sad. On the other...how stupid do people have to be to a) leave a standing pool of cyanide, one of the more deadly poisons out there, b) build a house over that pool of cyanide, c) build that house poorly, and d) gather a large number of people inside a flimsy house built on a pool of cyanide to discuss arrangements for teh funeral of someone who died of cyanide poisoning? There are so many levels of stupid here it's hard to comprehend.

wheresmycandyman: carrion_luggage: Cyanara


/+1 you win the thread


see link...morans...

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sayonara

spelt wrong AND japanese... well done.

Damn woman this is FARK, take the stick outta your ass. Get outta your small cubicle and get some air.

What luck!! Now they have a new,prime location for their new school/fireworks factory!!
I work at an automotive electronics supplier, in 2000 ROC sent us their new, glorious 8 passenger van, 6 feet wide, 7 feet tall, 8 feet long, 55 horsepower. The driver was THE FRONT BUMPER. We still have it. It was dubbed the DeathTrap 2000. I'm sure hundreds of thousands have died in them.

SSpiffy
/been working in an EPA mandated environmental field for 25 years
//no cyanide pools in my city

epa! EPA! EEEEEPAAAAA!

Let's stick China under a big dome...

wheresmycandyman: see link...morans...http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sayonara

spelt wrong AND japanese... well done.

Calling all Farkers, calling all Farkers, I want to put out an APB on a missing sense of humour.

carrion_luggage: Cyanara



/Sorry

wheresmycandyman: see link...morans...http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sayonara

spelt wrong AND japanese... well done.



Spelt? Really?

♫ We built this city, we built this city on cyanide ♫

/Knee deep in the hoopla indeed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelt

"Spelt (Triticum spelta) is a hexaploid species of wheat"

Malaprop mania

Kyndig: Holy shiat....on the one hand, that's sad. On the other...how stupid do people have to be to a) leave a standing pool of cyanide, one of the more deadly poisons out there, b) build a house over that pool of cyanide, c) build that house poorly, and d) gather a large number of people inside a flimsy house built on a pool of cyanide to discuss arrangements for teh funeral of someone who died of cyanide poisoning? There are so many levels of stupid here it's hard to comprehend.

location, location, location.

Nice closing statement...
"Cyanide pools are used to extract gold from ore."

Oh- so thats what it was doing under their house.

wheresmycandyman: see link...morans...

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sayonara

spelt wrong AND japanese... well done.

see link...humourless douche...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

Regardless of the language of origin, saying goodbye with a cyanide twist is witty, and funny.

Well...on the plus side... no cockroaches.

\...>\\\

my guess is the guy with the axe used to live there.

Mr. Sticks: Right, so Cathy puts the coats up right next to my preserved brain collection, and she wants me to move 'em because she thinks it's not hygenic.
Jerry: I don't understand how there's such a lack of appreciation for that backlight coming through the glass of the jars that the brains are in, and it just looks cool.
Mr. Sticks: You've seen that?
Jerry: Why move it? That's the point of putting it next to the window. I'm sure you've explained that to Cathy, but she honestly doesn't get it.

Crown_of_Shoes:

Maybe I'm a worry wort, but when are we going to find out just how many kids WERE poisoned?

When they try to take their SAT's?

I'm a definite worry wort especially about lead and my kid. I have not heard of many cases of lead poisoning but who knows how long this has gone on. I cant understand why people aren't more pissed about this.

"This is where he died, my friends. Right here in this very spot! Next to this very same thin little floorboard!" *stamps foot*

*creak* *crrrack* *snap*

"And now we must decide on the burial yeaaaaarrrrghhhh..." *crash* *splash*

/gurgle
/bleargh

Injuneer

Pics???

Does nobody read the article?

House was uninhabited. Maybe code violations, who knows... haha who am I kidding.

But the others didn't go in to save him, they went in to discuss funeral arrangements...

King Something: spickus: One day, lad, all this will be yours.

What, the curtains?

No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.

WhackingDay: I mean seriously, who the hell abandons a pool of cyanide?

You're talking about the people who tore apart their own Great Wall of China, brick by brick, to make shiatty houses.

"Use the past to serve the present." -Mao

When your house collapses and sends you falling into a pool of cyanide, that's amore!

Kyndig: Holy shiat....on the one hand, that's sad. On the other...how stupid do people have to be to a) leave a standing pool of cyanide, one of the more deadly poisons out there, b) build a house over that pool of cyanide, c) build that house poorly, and d) gather a large number of people inside a flimsy house built on a pool of cyanide to discuss arrangements for teh funeral of someone who died of cyanide poisoning? There are so many levels of stupid here it's hard to comprehend.

And don't forget, "standing on a single wooden board."

bsuhorndog: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelt

"Spelt (Triticum spelta) is a hexaploid species of wheat"

Malaprop mania



'tis a Russian inwention

Dickloserman: Not impressed.

Take a bow sir.