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(Denver Channel)   Giggles the Clown doesn't look too happy over those child-sex charges. With mugshot goodness   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 81
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2007-09-27 08:41:55 AM  
That is one creepy looking clown. I have become creeped out by clowns lately. I always perceive them as some kind of farking loser or kiddie diddler.
 
2007-09-27 09:15:42 AM  
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!

Kinko's in his Kinko car, pockets full of change
lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes.
All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get
silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigaretts.

-Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the clown!!!
-Hi Kinko!!!
-And I really love you boys and girls!!!
Really, really....
-Awwww
-But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out
stale tootsie rolls to you rugrats, so if anyone wants to come back
to Kinko's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really really like it.
Really, really.....

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!

We go to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school
we play in Kinkos crawl space, there's never any room
We have to sit on Kinkos lap there's never any chairs
Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares.

-Gee I haven't had this much fun since Christmas when I got
to play Santa Clause and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap-
-Mommy mommy! Kinko hurt me!-
-But that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws here
Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime.

Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbuy
Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI
But Kinko has some handcuffs on his eyes were full of tears
said "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years!"

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
the parents wanna beat me up and run me outa town!
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town!

-Bye boy's and girls!!!!
-Bye Kinko! See you at the turn of the century!
-Kinko really love you boys and girls!!
Really, really....
 
2007-09-27 09:17:59 AM  
Someone needs to photoshop some clown makeup and gold spraypaint, stat!
 
2007-09-27 09:25:07 AM  
www.geocities.com

Unimpressed.
 
Ra_
2007-09-27 09:36:36 AM  
I was so looking forward to a mugshot in clown makeup


/Patches fan
 
2007-09-27 09:56:17 AM  
If Lazcano accepts an a plea bargain, the more serious charges against him will be dropped, and he won't have to register as a sex offender.

"One plea bargain please!"
 
2007-09-27 10:03:42 AM  
This just adds to my theory that all clowns are evil. I've always thought this, Cirque de sole (or however you spell it) almost caused me to go into a murderous rage.
 
2007-09-27 10:38:09 AM  
The clown in question?

i216.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-27 10:41:54 AM  
Tom_Slick: This just adds to my theory that all clowns are evil. I've always thought this, Cirque de sole (or however you spell it) almost caused me to go into a murderous rage.

I agree.
Or "That" as you kids like to say.
 
2007-09-27 10:48:16 AM  
i181.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-27 10:55:36 AM  
On Wednesday, Lazcano was due to enter a plea in the case, but a continuance was filed after his attorneys asked for more time to review the case. His next court appearance was set for late October.

If Lazcano accepts an a plea bargain, the more serious charges against him will be dropped, and he won't have to register as a sex offender.


Dude, are you farking high? Take the god-damned plea bargain. You're not going to win this case.
 
2007-09-27 10:58:11 AM  
 
2007-09-27 10:59:20 AM  
SchlingFo

Dude, are you farking high? Take the god-damned plea bargain. You're not going to win this case.

Dude STFU! Let him fight it and get put in prison. The kids will be happier and safer.
 
2007-09-27 11:33:48 AM  
Should have stuck to blowing Bubbles...

www.screamerscostumes.net
 
2007-09-27 11:35:41 AM  
www.pages.drexel.edu

Well, you know the only good clown is a dead clown.
 
2007-09-27 11:37:51 AM  
Bravo Browncoat I haven't heard that song in forever.
 
2007-09-27 11:38:30 AM  
How bout this for a scary clown?
home.comcast.net
 
2007-09-27 11:39:20 AM  
Damn you Browncoat!

/Beat me to it
//By a lot
 
2007-09-27 11:39:24 AM  
I was freaked out last year to be told (and shown) that there really is clown porn! My neighbor even showed me one of the magazines his roommate had; I will never let him live it down.
 
2007-09-27 11:40:56 AM  
How is that clowns keep finding work? Who is it that thinks they're fun and great to have a party? Growing up, I can't remember a single kid that actually wanted to be around one.
 
2007-09-27 11:41:37 AM  
i185.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2007-09-27 11:45:33 AM  
According to an arrest affidavit, the person chatting with her replied, "That's OK. I dated a 16 and 14-year-old girl." He had used the screen name "Tony805."

Police said the man sent her Web camera images of him committing sex acts in front of the camera and then made arrangements with her for sex.


Hi giggles, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, please have a seat..........
 
2007-09-27 11:45:37 AM  
I HATE CLOWNS
 
2007-09-27 11:47:42 AM  
img.villagephotos.com
 
2007-09-27 11:47:58 AM  
img406.imageshack.us
This clown has way too much hair in his hair

Clowns and priests should be banned. Think of the children
 
2007-09-27 11:48:37 AM  
I read that and giggled
 
2007-09-27 11:49:35 AM  
for good or for awesome: How bout this for a scary clown?
Hey!!! That's Buffo the World's Strongest Clown... and he is great. A former boss of mine hired him for his daughter's party. He was a little upset about the price, until Buffo got there. He said that he kept the whole group of kids completely entertained for the whole time he was there. The parents just sat back and relaxed. Plus my dad works with him, he's a good guy, not scary at all.
 
2007-09-27 11:50:08 AM  
I used to work at Circus World, a circus-based theme park in central Florida, and I can tell you that, for the most part, people who clown are the most miserable people. They had issues.


\They didn't much care for kids, either
\Makes them different from the guy in TFA
 
2007-09-27 11:50:23 AM  
Homey don't play that way.
 
2007-09-27 11:50:37 AM  
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
 
2007-09-27 11:51:50 AM  
Loved the ad on the page. Giggles will be needing this.

img410.imageshack.us
 
2007-09-27 11:52:22 AM  
Clown sex trifecta in play?

/referring to recent clown by day, hooker by night article
 
2007-09-27 11:53:20 AM  
Browncoat

That is by far the best still I've seen of Pennywise. Time to update my myspace picture... Thanks!
 
2007-09-27 11:55:21 AM  
i173.photobucket.com

Hell(o) Deli
 
2007-09-27 11:57:14 AM  
i95.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning

/very creepy
 
2007-09-27 11:58:08 AM  
33 posts and none of this:

img505.imageshack.us

Come onnnnnnnnnnnnn........
 
2007-09-27 11:58:14 AM  
Arrest all the clowns and throw away the key

www.all4all.org

www.all4all.org

www.ahajokes.com

wizbangblog.com

img.scoop.co.nz
repeat offender

media.de.indymedia.org

gipfelsoli.org

You could say it's profiling but I say take that clown downtown
 
2007-09-27 11:58:55 AM  
img74.imageshack.us
 
2007-09-27 11:59:39 AM  
Giggles puts the hard in har-dee-har-har.
 
2007-09-27 12:02:32 PM  
Now to be known as "Vag Substitute the Clown"
 
2007-09-27 12:03:40 PM  
See ya in ten to twenty years, kids.
 
2007-09-27 12:06:03 PM  
tbn0.google.com
 
2007-09-27 12:09:07 PM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-27 12:10:54 PM  
What about Ouchy the Clown?

"As your clown dominant, I am your excruciating source for

Bondage and discipline
Hot wax
Straight razor shaving
Boundary pushing
Making you laugh while I hurt you"

Link (new window) NSFW
 
2007-09-27 12:11:54 PM  
"If Lazcano accepts an a plea bargain, the more serious charges against him will be dropped, and he won't have to register as a sex offender."

This is all kinds of fail for the legal system. People are getting sex offender designations for pissing in public or mooning someone while they offer pleas like this to actual sex offenders.
 
2007-09-27 12:15:13 PM  
www.myheritagefiles.com
 
2007-09-27 12:19:10 PM  
Seriously... A drunk peeing in a parking lot is a sex offender, but a guy trying to hook up with 12 year old (sending her nude photos, claiming relationships with other minors) can plea bargain out of it? Did he agree to snitch on Ronald McDonald?
 
2007-09-27 12:21:46 PM  
GodscrackThis clown has way too much hair in his hair

That cracked me the hell up.
 
2007-09-27 12:22:43 PM  
spittman:
Hey!!! That's Buffo the World's Strongest Clown... and he is great. A former boss of mine hired him for his daughter's party. He was a little upset about the price, until Buffo got there. He said that he kept the whole group of kids completely entertained for the whole time he was there. The parents just sat back and relaxed. Plus my dad works with him, he's a good guy, not scary at all.


Cool. Anyone with 18inch biceps is scary in my book. The face paint adds to it. He does have a friendly smile tho.
 
2007-09-27 12:25:25 PM  
Coulrophobia

Kinda makes you think....maybe this is why some people are utterly terrified of clowns.
 
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