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(Canada.com)   Darwin can hardly contain his excitement over the latest trend sweeping Canada   (canada.com) divider line 165
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2007-09-26 05:22:51 PM  
It's cold in Canada so it makes sense.
-1 subby for being so ignorant.
 
2007-09-26 05:28:23 PM  
Doesn't the kid get double dumbass for using Axe body spray?
 
2007-09-26 05:31:17 PM  
"But under the law it doesn't matter if you agree to it or not. You can't just say to somebody 'Hurt me real bad.'"

Sure you can. They just charge extra.
 
Ra_
2007-09-26 05:32:45 PM  
I think we are just seeing the tip of the iceberg, on stupid stunts.
Bring out a camera and some people will do almost anything.
Seeing someone as desperate as that Britney fan 'succeed' only fuels the fire.

I saw a tv show where they staged a fake reality show.
The applicants went through a series of mundane tests and questions.
They were all very excited. They were gonna be on TV !
The moment came to reveal the name of the new show they had just been accepted for....
down came the curtain and there was the big banner:
CANNIBALS!

They wheeled out this cart with plates of pieces of pig skin that looked like human skin.
3 of the 4 people ate the 'Human Flesh'.

These homemade videos are the kind of events that snowball
as each jackass tries to be more outrageous than the last.
It's gonna get bad.
 
2007-09-26 05:53:19 PM  
Uhhhh.....I just found that video on YouTube.

I think this is gasoline, not Axe. Unless there's a new "Jerrycan Size" Axe on the market?
 
2007-09-26 06:41:44 PM  
not new.
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NSFW
 
2007-09-26 07:09:34 PM  
Meh. We used to do it with rubber cement back in my day.
 
2007-09-26 07:14:40 PM  
"But under the law it doesn't matter if you agree to it or not. You can't just say to somebody 'Hurt me real bad.'"

Yes it does. Consent is an affirmative defense in both criminal law and tort law.

/1L
//I'm really get a kick out of these replies...
 
2007-09-26 07:15:51 PM  
Am I the only one who read that as "Darwin can hardly contain his excrement over the latest trend sweeping Canada?"

/Gross
 
2007-09-26 07:16:20 PM  
My fav darwin will always be the kid who put his nut sack in the golf ball cleaning machine.
 
2007-09-26 07:17:17 PM  
I was sure this was going to be in Saskatchewanatucky but I guess Ontariotucky works too.
 
2007-09-26 07:19:49 PM  
Axe body spray?

So he's burned up AND smells like the pillows in a Brazilian Cat House?
 
2007-09-26 07:19:55 PM  
Anyone who uses Axe or Tag body spray deserves to be set on fire, that crap smells like ass.
 
2007-09-26 07:20:25 PM  
DirkGozinya: not new.
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I think I'm in love
 
2007-09-26 07:20:51 PM  
Ashrams: My fav darwin will always be the kid who put his nut sack in the golf ball cleaning machine.

I guess I should add, when his other drunk ass teen friend turned it on his eyes rolled to the back of his head, and fell over ripping out two very emportant items.

That is a level of pain I could not even imagine.
 
2007-09-26 07:21:37 PM  
My buddies and I helped my other friend bungee cord gasoline-soaked sponges to his ass and we lit them on fire. Mind you, I tackled him into the snow. Snow puts everything out!
 
2007-09-26 07:21:50 PM  
DirkGozinya: not new.
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Hot piece of ass.
 
2007-09-26 07:22:43 PM  
Im my day we would sneak up on people wearing fuzzy sweaters and light them up. They burn pretty good for about two seconds.

Surely there is no shortage of fuzzy sweaters in Canada.
 
2007-09-26 07:22:57 PM  
"It certainly wasn't a case of bullying," said Graham. "But under the law it doesn't matter if you agree to it or not. You can't just say to somebody 'Hurt me real bad.'"

What's boxing then?
 
2007-09-26 07:23:09 PM  
MasterThief: Consent is an affirmative defense in both criminal law and tort law.

Incorrect. Remember Dr. Kevorkian?

/3L
 
2007-09-26 07:24:46 PM  
There is a video game that you can use it as a weapon,like a flamethrower.
Postal 2 fudge pack.
I'm too lazy to post a screenshot.
 
2007-09-26 07:25:36 PM  
that kid who asked to be beaten in the head with his skateboard kicks this kid's ass!
 
2007-09-26 07:25:40 PM  
In small amounts, some aerosol sprays (Right Guard) will just burn off with some pretty colors and won't even singe sturdy clothing like jeans.

Unfortunately, just like people lighting a grill, dumbasses frequently put WAY too much on, thinking it will work better that way. Crispy critters ensue.
 
2007-09-26 07:25:55 PM  
Lawsuit filed against AXE Body Spray in 3...2...1...
 
2007-09-26 07:26:22 PM  
TFA: You can't just say to somebody 'Hurt me real bad.'

My girlfriend is going to be most disappointed..
 
2007-09-26 07:26:51 PM  
I am not going to say how guys who wear Axe are more than likely already flaming--oh, farrrrrrk. Too late.

/I once knew a girl who carried a can around in her purse like it was air freshener.
//Too bad I never thought of setting her on fire. j/k
 
2007-09-26 07:26:52 PM  
Did someone say axe? (pops)
 
2007-09-26 07:27:20 PM  
Perhaps now we'll set alight everyone who wears Axe. One can dream, anyway.
 
2007-09-26 07:27:34 PM  
I did this in high school. It was vaguely cool to do 3-4 years ago. It doesnt hurt for the first coupla seconds. But you gotta put it out quick. And it was stupid to set his entire torso on fire. Spray your hand and light it. that's easily extinguished.
 
2007-09-26 07:27:36 PM  
well it is ontario afterall
 
2007-09-26 07:28:21 PM  
DirkGozinya: not new.
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I've seen that one ... but my thought was - 'what is a chick like that doing with a bunch of dumbasses' and then '3 guys with a chick like that, and all they want to do is light her on fire?!'

/must be
//teh ghey krew
///got nothin else
 
2007-09-26 07:28:34 PM  
Axe......isn't that the Black Man's body spray?

/"let me ax you somthin'....."
 
2007-09-26 07:30:39 PM  
They wheeled out this cart with plates of pieces of pig skin that looked like human skin.
3 of the 4 people ate the 'Human Flesh'.


I would like to think that at least 2 of those 3 people were bright enough to understand that the global taboo against cannibalism is so pervasive that although the flesh may have been depicted as being of human origin, there's not a chance in hell that it actually was.

But honestly? There's a lot of people in this world who really aren't good for anything but meat.
 
2007-09-26 07:31:15 PM  
Arn_Dee: DirkGozinya: not new.
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Hot piece of ass.


I have $5 on '30 Seconds to Gangbang'.
 
2007-09-26 07:31:18 PM  
Axe......isn't that the Black Man's body spray?
/"let me ax you somthin'....."


Haha, good one Bill O'Reilly. Slap mah 'fro!
 
2007-09-26 07:34:16 PM  
poot_rootbeer

Dood, that's, like, gotta hurt.....

/pooting rootbeer?
 
2007-09-26 07:35:41 PM  
Luthur Burbank Darwin would be appalled.--Peter Sellers, The Fiendish Plot of Doctor Fu Manchu.
 
2007-09-26 07:35:54 PM  
The video is easily found my searching Youtube for the title referenced in the article... and I must say, that's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen anyone do in my life. What the hell do you THINK is going to happen when you pour gasoline on your pants and light it?
 
2007-09-26 07:35:58 PM  
I bet I know what race this kid is
(cough white cough)
 
2007-09-26 07:36:03 PM  
poot_rootbeer: Axe......isn't that the Black Man's body spray?
/"let me ax you somthin'....."

Haha, good one Bill O'Reilly. Slap mah 'fro!


i168.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-26 07:36:05 PM  
That is one hell of a viral ad campaign.
 
2007-09-26 07:37:07 PM  
I have a 'smiley' on my arm where you heat up a clipper lighter and push it down on your arm.... kids are stupid.
 
2007-09-26 07:37:15 PM  
DirkGozinya
not new.
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They have a great girl like that and all they want to
do is set her on fire?.......ghey
 
2007-09-26 07:39:31 PM  
Robo Beat: Perhaps now we'll set alight everyone who wears Axe. One can dream, anyway.

Nah, it'll take more than one can to finish them all off, but one can at a time is a start.
 
2007-09-26 07:40:51 PM  
St Charles of Darwin is smiling!!
 
2007-09-26 07:41:03 PM  
en Fuego, by Axe
 
2007-09-26 07:41:32 PM  
Ra_:
CANNIBALS!

They wheeled out this cart with plates of pieces of pig skin that looked like human skin.
3 of the 4 people ate the 'Human Flesh'.



I'm gonna hurl.
 
2007-09-26 07:41:34 PM  
"When there is nothing left you burn, you have to set yourself on fire"

/Underrated album
//Underrated band
///From Canada, so it relates quite well
 
2007-09-26 07:43:01 PM  
Back in the day we used to torch gym clothes through the locker doors with RightGuard aerosol.

/ah memories
 
2007-09-26 07:43:18 PM  
Gordon Bennett: Am I the only one who read that as "Darwin can hardly contain his excrement over the latest trend sweeping Canada?" (snip) /Gross Possibly. But you get extra credit regardless for 1) improving the headline and 2) bringing it more in line with the liberal Quaker values of the real-life Charles Darwin.
 
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