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(Live Science)   'Smart' bra does breast cancer screenings for you. Until the battery dies. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen   (medlaunches.com ) divider line 44
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2007-09-26 04:15:07 PM  
Bra trifecta in play.
 
2007-09-26 04:15:16 PM  
'Smart' bra does breast cancer screenings

To nip it in the bud.
 
2007-09-26 04:15:17 PM  
Pfft. I'll do them for free.
 
2007-09-26 04:15:39 PM  
Is this part of a boobie thread trifecta today?
 
2007-09-26 04:16:01 PM  
Smellvin: Pfft. I'll do them for free.

I see I came a few seconds later.
 
2007-09-26 04:16:21 PM  
The smart bra is for boobs.
 
2007-09-26 04:16:31 PM  
Can I get some skivvies that'll check my prostate?
 
2007-09-26 04:16:52 PM  
utterlyboring.com
 
2007-09-26 04:17:00 PM  
The smart bra has microwave antennae device

Does that mean it'll warm up your lunch or snack?
 
2007-09-26 04:17:25 PM  
WFT is up with all the boob threads lately?

It's not we're permitted to post any good pics with out a mod warning anymore
 
2007-09-26 04:17:27 PM  
A lawsuit because they're too stupid to replace the battery... or a lawsuit because they feel the scanner is going to give them the breast cancer?
 
2007-09-26 04:18:16 PM  
"Hey Peter! Check out Channel 9!"
 
2007-09-26 04:18:19 PM  
Kiioro: Smellvin: Pfft. I'll do them for free.

I see I came a few seconds later.


Work on your endurance, man!
 
2007-09-26 04:18:29 PM  
Bra went tits up, did it?
 
2007-09-26 04:19:04 PM  
richw: The smart bra has microwave antennae device

Does that mean it'll warm up your lunch or snack?

www2.psy.ohio-state.edu
mmm... warm milk...
 
2007-09-26 04:19:18 PM  
Does it have a mammary chip?
 
2007-09-26 04:19:21 PM  
Been there:

www.avclub.com
 
2007-09-26 04:20:52 PM  
Follow up 2 years later: Smart bra causes breast cancer
 
2007-09-26 04:21:41 PM  
Barakku: Kiioro: Smellvin: Pfft. I'll do them for free.

I see I came a few seconds later.

Work on your endurance, man!


I'm young, and wear weird shoes, I still have time to practice.

(OK, I walked straight into that one and I'm still smiling, trying not to laugh, heheh...)
 
2007-09-26 04:24:06 PM  
But the monthly breast cancer check is the best day ever! There is no other choice. We must blow up the factory that makes this bra and erase its existance from memory.
 
2007-09-26 04:27:39 PM  
Yes, but will it 'Tune in Tokyo'?


/obscure?
//beep beep beep
 
2007-09-26 04:28:21 PM  
www.channel4.com
Moss approves
 
2007-09-26 04:30:11 PM  
Kubah: richw: The smart bra has microwave antennae device

Does that mean it'll warm up your lunch or snack?

mmm... warm milk...


Have you ever had breast milk? Give me a Holstein any day.
 
2007-09-26 04:31:12 PM  
Kiioro: Smellvin: Pfft. I'll do them for free.

I see I came a few seconds later.


that's what she said
 
2007-09-26 04:31:30 PM  
My hands are the only "SmartBra" you'll ever need, Baby.

It ain't what you got, it's what you let me do with it!
 
2007-09-26 04:34:19 PM  
Pffft. Screenings by satellite is the way forward.
Link
 
2007-09-26 04:38:00 PM  
I can finally quit buying popcorn in the movie theatre and have my girlfriend smuggle in some Pop Secret.
 
2007-09-26 04:48:53 PM  
This just in: SmartBra's microwaves cause cancer.
 
2007-09-26 04:50:20 PM  
www.thefader.com

"Pop.....Secret....?"
 
2007-09-26 04:55:10 PM  
SMART BRA...APPLY DIRECTLY TO BREASTS
SMART BRA...APPLY DIRECTLY TO BREASTS
SMART BRA...APPLY DIRECTLY TO BREASTS
 
2007-09-26 05:07:48 PM  
Boritom: My hands are the only "SmartBra" you'll ever need, Baby.

i30.photobucket.com

You can thank Zarkin Frood for bursting your bubble.

Cheers!
 
2007-09-26 05:11:28 PM  
A battery?

"Just don't tase me, bra"
 
2007-09-26 05:18:38 PM  
The smart bra has microwave antennae device implanted into the structure of the bra.

I'm sorry, I see nothing "Smart" about this. The boobie squishing mammogram really wasn't that bad.
 
2007-09-26 05:25:50 PM  
verbal711: Moss approves

win!
 
2007-09-26 05:26:45 PM  
We are yet not sure whether this technology turns out to be safe

Great...
 
2007-09-26 05:45:44 PM  
tallguywithglasseson

"Just don't tase me, bra"

THIS
 
2007-09-26 05:47:33 PM  
That article is crap. I know tons of women who wear bras, and their tits sag just as much as they want.
 
2007-09-26 06:22:08 PM  
I'd be glad to provide my boob-holding services.
 
2007-09-26 06:41:01 PM  
A definitely needed accessory for Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
 
2007-09-26 08:42:51 PM  
tallguywithglasseson: A battery?

"Just don't tase me, bra"


I came in here to say that.
 
2007-09-26 10:17:03 PM  
AddictedToFoobies:
You can thank Zarkin Frood for bursting your bubble.
Cheers!


Right on, Addicted.... right on.
 
2007-09-26 11:29:19 PM  
***
Data about each breast is collected
***

Do we need to read any further? I'm all about collecting this data.
 
2007-09-27 10:52:28 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks putting a microwave antenna next to your boob for 12 hours a day might not be the best way to prevent cancer?
 
2007-09-27 02:04:13 PM  
verbal711: Moss approves

This is what I was hoping to find here. Good job!
 
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