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(Slate)   Golden Shower, Cum Rocket, She's Easy, Strip Teaser, Bodacious Tatas, and other racehorses with dirty names   (slate.com) divider line 69
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2007-09-26 01:58:08 PM
Hey subbie, you forgot Hillary Swank
 
2007-09-26 02:04:05 PM
Forgive me Fark, for part of me is still 12. On the rare occasions I'm at the races, I have always dropped a 2$ bet on any horse with a 'naughty' name. I justify this to my friends by pointing out that if the owner's clever enough to sneak around the rules-guys, that maybe he/she's clever enough to field a good horse. But really, I do it because the tickets crack me up. Pathetic, I know.
 
2007-09-26 02:08:25 PM
I wonder what the name would be if Fark bought a racehorse.
 
2007-09-26 02:10:43 PM
markie_farkie: Hey subbie, you forgot Hillary Swank

nice
 
2007-09-26 02:13:35 PM
Unfreakable: I wonder what the name would be if Fark bought a racehorse.

Greenlight?
 
2007-09-26 02:17:09 PM
Submitter: ...Cum Rocket, She's Easy,...

Can somebody please tell me that somehow GNR also popped into their head when they read that?

"Rocket Queen."

"She's So Easy."

Anybody?
 
2007-09-26 02:21:54 PM
Not really dirty, but amusing nonetheless: Hoof Hearted. (new window)
 
2007-09-26 02:38:14 PM
I used to show a pony called "Cheap Date"

/true story
 
2007-09-26 02:58:56 PM
Unfreakable: I wonder what the name would be if Fark bought a racehorse.

UFIA
 
2007-09-26 03:00:38 PM
Reminds me of "Girdle in the stretch" from the Spike Jones and His City Slickers 78s I used to listen to...
 
2007-09-26 04:36:49 PM
I also purchase any beer with a naughty name. Funny enough theres a beer called golden shower and its darn tasty. Still have one left.
www.ratebeer.com
 
2007-09-26 04:45:02 PM
BKITU: Not really dirty, but amusing nonetheless: Hoof Hearted. (new window)

I love that.
 
2007-09-26 04:45:43 PM
Cum Rocket? Really?
 
2007-09-26 04:46:41 PM
R.A.Danny: markie_farkie: Hey subbie, you forgot Hillary Swank

nice


I CAN'T HEAR YOU
 
2007-09-26 04:47:32 PM
And after searching the registry, there are others that are pretty funny.
Gay Satan (1976)
Butter Me Up Tiny (2000)
Fack Finder (1998
Smells Girl (1998)
Smells Morning Luv (1994)
Smelly Cat (1995)
Stretchin Gretchen (2006)
Stretch Marks (1997)
Napoleon Dynamite (2005
 
2007-09-26 04:48:55 PM
Dirty Sanchez?
Rusty Trombone?
Forked Johnsonrod?
 
2007-09-26 04:50:19 PM
WoodyHayes

Where have you ever heard a Gn'R song called "She's So Easy"?
 
2007-09-26 04:51:02 PM
Norfolk Enchants?
 
2007-09-26 04:51:37 PM
markie_farkie: Hey subbie, you forgot Hillary Swank

Also subbie, you forgot to call out markie farkie as a raging homosexual with bad vision.
 
2007-09-26 04:51:48 PM
Guy in my WoW guild bought a horse and named it My Face.

For the girls to shout Come on My Face!


/Seriously.
 
2007-09-26 04:56:15 PM
Unfreakable: I wonder what the name would be if Fark bought a racehorse.

Pet Peeve
 
2007-09-26 04:59:44 PM
Anybody remember one of the Triple Crown races a couple years back that featured a horse named Rock Hard 10? That alone is funny, but the call of the race by the announcer was even funnier: "Rock Hard 10 is pressing on the inside..."
 
2007-09-26 05:00:31 PM
soyousay: Dirty Sanchez?
Rusty Trombone?
Forked Johnsonrod?


Cleveland Steamer
 
2007-09-26 05:03:02 PM
I'd name a horse My Junk. Just think how amusing it would be to listen to the announcer:

"And My Junk is quick out of the gate. My Junk is closing in on Lucky Lady, it looks like My Junk may overtake her. My Junk is coming very close to Lucky Lady now..."


And so on.
 
2007-09-26 05:03:29 PM
Unfreakable: I wonder what the name would be if Fark bought a racehorse.

Squirrel nuts.
 
2007-09-26 05:03:47 PM
Pimple: For the girls to shout Come on My Face!

Reminds me of the movie Head.

Made so the next movie could be advertized, from the people who gave you "Head".

/Seriously.
//Hey, hey, it was the Monkees.
 
2007-09-26 05:05:30 PM
WoodyHayes
Can somebody please tell me that somehow GNR also popped into their head when they read that?

"Rocket Queen."

"It's She's So Easy."

Anybody?
 
2007-09-26 05:06:59 PM
Bodacious Tatas for the win (video, new window)
 
2007-09-26 05:15:16 PM
The wife of one of my friends is an ag teacher, and she gets magazines about livestock shows. In one of the shows, there was a black cow with a big white splotch on its face named "Money Shot".
 
2007-09-26 05:16:37 PM
I thought this was going to be a hasher thread until I finished the headline.

/ON-ON
 
2007-09-26 05:18:19 PM
The database is fun.

Fappaburst (1987)
Drew's Pal (2002)
Drews Sister (2003)
Drewthegentleman (2005)
Chili Doggie (1996)
Water Sports (1999)
Scat (1994)
Scat Girl (2004)
Docking (1988)
Crossed Sabres (2006)
 
2007-09-26 05:22:05 PM
ThisIsNotSubtle: Forgive me Fark, for part of me is still 12. On the rare occasions I'm at the races, I have always dropped a 2$ bet on any horse with a 'naughty' name. I justify this to my friends by pointing out that if the owner's clever enough to sneak around the rules-guys, that maybe he/she's clever enough to field a good horse. But really, I do it because the tickets crack me up. Pathetic, I know.

1. Why would you EVER ask forgiveness for that?
2. My husband always bets on horses from Brazil because he thinks it's funny that it says BRA. Which is why I always say I'll have kids when I'm done raising my husband (hopefully never!)
 
2007-09-26 05:25:17 PM
Go to Simonton, Texas, and watch the rodeo with an old Bull named "April Showers".

Poor thing pees all over the first and second rows whenever they cinch him up. Of course the stream spray is completely unpredictable due to the crazy bucking.

Get your umbrella, keep your mouth closed, and enjoy the rodeo.

Best horse name ever:

"No Luggage"
 
2007-09-26 05:25:33 PM
Butte City (1999)
Gay and Bold (1997)
Gay Divorcee (2003)
Gay Fun (1988)
Gay Force (1994)
Cruisin's Groovy (1998)
Eat Beans (2005)
Touch My Fir (2005)
Wheaton's Lover (2006)
 
2007-09-26 05:27:00 PM
PullItOut: I thought this was going to be a hasher thread until I finished the headline.

You hash in Portland? You know "Amazon.cum"?
 
2007-09-26 05:37:22 PM
Sexie Kitten (1997)
Sexploit (2003)
Sex Scandal (2003)
Sexual Harrasment (1997)
Sexy (2000)
Sexy Appeal (1999)
Sexy Beast (2001)
Sexy Chick (1998)
Sexy Dancer (1998)
Sexy Devil (2007)
Sexy Dixie (2006)
Sexy Gal (1977)
Sexy Gigolo (2005)
Sexy Girl (1997)
Sex Appeal (1999)
Sexy n' Sultry (2002)
Sexy Nurse (1994)
Sexy Operator (2003)
Sexy Legs (1997)
Sexy Goddess (1997)
Sexy Librarian (2004)
Sexy Mamma (1980)
(there were way more than this)

Please don't have sex with your horse.
 
2007-09-26 05:38:12 PM
Log Jammer (1998)
 
2007-09-26 05:40:46 PM
It's not there ( I checked ) but someone needs to register "Colonel Angus".
 
2007-09-26 05:49:45 PM
Skeet (2000)
 
2007-09-26 05:51:43 PM
What about "Glue"?
 
2007-09-26 05:53:05 PM
There used to be a Quarter Horse named "Bara Lass."
 
2007-09-26 06:06:49 PM
stiletto2: What about "Glue"?

HA HA HA HA HA HA . LOL.
 
2007-09-26 06:11:35 PM
I wonder what the name would be if Fark bought a racehorse.


Fark-It
 
2007-09-26 06:29:36 PM
Alabama Crab-Dangle

Texas Hot-Plate

Rhode Island Cheese Snorkel


//obscure?
 
2007-09-26 06:37:02 PM
That reminds me of the Bob Rivers Show on Seattle radio and the contest they occasionally had. It was named "Rock Band, Racehorse, or Adult Film." They would say the name and you would have to guess which category it belonged.

Good times and GREAT radio

Still on www.kzok.com, mornings
 
2007-09-26 06:49:14 PM
stiletto2: What about "Glue"?
+1
 
2007-09-26 07:09:30 PM
I've got some awesome racehorse names, but I'll be damned if I'm telling the internet what they are.
 
2007-09-26 07:09:58 PM
There's a Standardbred named "Cross Dressin Kevin".

Tennessee Walker show horses:
Slippin' Around And Scored
Hoof Hearted

Toy Poodle:
Bodacious Tata
 
2007-09-26 07:35:18 PM
I'd name mine "Mule".
 
2007-09-26 07:57:01 PM
Unfreakable: I wonder what the name would be if Fark bought a racehorse.

I vote czarangelus

God knows he gets ridden pretty regularly around here.

/all week
//veal
///waitstaff
 
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