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2007-09-26 12:50:44 PM
img252.imageshack.us
 
2007-09-26 12:52:41 PM
fernt: Boys...boys...

Please get it through your heads, those of you who have not actually had them in your hands, that overly large-to-huge breasts are NOT ideal.


In this diverse, vibrant, multi-cultured world, there's room for many, many different ideals.

And in this thread, there is room for links to pictures of each and every one.

Believe me, you don't want to have to deal with what gravity does with those beach balls once all of the supporting mechanisms have been removed. Unless tits resting in armpits is your thing.

fap
 
2007-09-26 12:54:24 PM
www.grm.net
 
2007-09-26 12:54:44 PM
Back off man, I'm a scientist.
 
2007-09-26 12:55:54 PM
TFA is from the Celebrity News Service. Bringing you all the hard-hitting news of the day.

I once dated a woman with the misshapen Posh-like immovable half-globes on her chest. Funniest thing was, the nipples pointed off in cockeyed directions.

She proudly called them "my girls". I called them "the feldmans".
 
2007-09-26 12:59:01 PM
I don't get the pic, four95. Fake boobies are filled with saline, not tap water. . .

/Another vote for Scarlett Johanssen. Real funbags FTW!
 
2007-09-26 01:02:45 PM
droptone: A challenger appears:

Scarlett FTW!!!

/loves me some boobies
 
2007-09-26 01:03:40 PM
xpostal It is one of life's incredible injustices that you have to be gay to get away with doing that and not getting sued.
 
2007-09-26 01:05:39 PM
As that great philosopher Sir Mix-a-Lot once said, "Silicone parts are made for toys."
 
2007-09-26 01:08:37 PM
videodetective.com

Another vote for Monica. If I looked like her I'd never leave the house. Probably just make out with myself in a mirror.
 
2007-09-26 01:08:55 PM
dstanley: nopokerface: this thread has now officially been amanogowa'd

A new meme, and I was there.

I missed, hookabruthaup?


Suffice it to say, that if you come in railing about the obscurity of something which is terribly well known to virtually everyone on earth you have amanogowa'd the thread.

/Showing lack of knowledge about a very well known fark cliche', person, etc. will also suffice.
 
2007-09-26 01:08:57 PM
Speaking of Mix...

Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation

The Onion November 13, 2002 | Issue 38•42

WASHINGTON, DC-Seeking to stem a four-year decline in freaky Yolandas throwing they titties on U.S. glass, U.S. Sen. Mix-A-Lot (B-WA) introduced sweeping new putting-'em-on-glass legislation Tuesday. "Now listen up, Uncle Sam / I wanna see soul sistas pressin' that ham / Make me say damn / I wanna rear-end 'em / So I'm callin' a Senate referendum / Bounce by the ounce don't make no fun / I'll take 'em by the ton, son," Mix-A-Lot said. "Don't hand this bill down to no committees / 'Cause Mix don't wait on monster titties / Note to my colleague Tom Daschle / That if the babies be gettin' bashful / No melons droppin' on my windshield / So get them nudie laws repealed." Mix-A-Lot then gave props to the authors of H.R. 1610, from which several key clauses were sampled.
 
2007-09-26 01:09:51 PM
It's part of a paper entitled "fark Cancer, I'm looking at TITS!"
 
2007-09-26 01:11:11 PM
We are here,
to calm your fears,
and turn your world around.

The man to my right,
with the headset mic,
will stroll you through the grounds.

So enjoy your stay,
it's seafood day,
and surgery's at five.

We can correct what nature supplies
'cuz beauty is something money buys.

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.
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The double chin,
can be tucked in,
the wrinkles we can hide.

Some herbal tea
and Chromium D
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when you look in the mirror
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The President of the United States
and his cronies.
Clean and colorful,
bright and ghoulish.
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for the vain and the foolish.

Mrs. Booth,
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those lips should last a while.

And carrot juice
will help reduce
that creaking when you smile.

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.
Say no, don't say no.
Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.
Say no, don't say no.
 
2007-09-26 01:12:45 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation

The Onion November 13, 2002 | Issue 38•42

WASHINGTON, DC-Seeking to stem a four-year decline in freaky Yolandas throwing they titties on U.S. glass, U.S. Sen. Mix-A-Lot (B-WA) introduced sweeping new putting-'em-on-glass legislation Tuesday. "Now listen up, Uncle Sam / I wanna see soul sistas pressin' that ham / Make me say damn / I wanna rear-end 'em / So I'm callin' a Senate referendum / Bounce by the ounce don't make no fun / I'll take 'em by the ton, son," Mix-A-Lot said. "Don't hand this bill down to no committees / 'Cause Mix don't wait on monster titties / Note to my colleague Tom Daschle / That if the babies be gettin' bashful / No melons droppin' on my windshield / So get them nudie laws repealed." Mix-A-Lot then gave props to the authors of H.R. 1610, from which several key clauses were sampled.


I think this is the funniest thing I've read on Fark in a long, long time.

/I like big butts
//and I cannot lie
///I also like boobies too
 
2007-09-26 01:14:12 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu:

Spoken like a true scientist. May I propose the following test?

Check your mail - I'm pretty sure your MacArthur grant must be on the way even as we speak.
 
2007-09-26 01:14:18 PM
BOOBS!!!!!
 
2007-09-26 01:19:09 PM
dstanley - I missed, hookabruthaup?

head on over to the thread: 756 will be donated to the Hall of Fame with a *

cheers
 
2007-09-26 01:20:30 PM
Damn near perfect (With poppin' goodness)

NSFW, lads and lasses.
 
2007-09-26 01:21:13 PM
i knew this thread would be beautiful when i read the headline, but this is the jamz
 
2007-09-26 01:22:51 PM
EdVenture: Link the boobies so the Mods don't wipe another epic thread.

/Including the farkette pics from yesterdays thread.


I was very disappointed that this all happened while i was out of the office, For pain and suffering incurred yesterday I'd like my compensation in pictures of a similar manner, of course link them though, that way the mods don't have to remove them.
 
2007-09-26 01:23:57 PM
MikeMc: one of my favorite celebrity sets - Katherine Heigl (pops) (NSFW?)

I love you, man.
 
2007-09-26 01:28:50 PM
wjllope: dstanley - I missed, hookabruthaup?

head on over to the thread: 756 will be donated to the Hall of Fame with a *

cheers


Gorgeous.
 
2007-09-26 01:29:26 PM
bambulance
She proudly called them "my girls". I called them "the feldmans".

Dangerously close to attracting the attention of my coworkers with the LOLz. Well played.
 
2007-09-26 01:30:15 PM
FTFA:According to Mallucci, British model Caprice has the best chest in the business.

agreed
 
2007-09-26 01:31:12 PM
fernt: "Is it true that a man's buttocks are the physical feature you women find most attractive?..."

I'm not a chick, so naturally I'm clueless about what women like & usually think "wtf??" to myself when hearing who they think is hot (Jake Gyllenhaal? You got to be kidding, he looks like he has chronic intestinal cramps...) but --

Many men apparently believe that women have an upper-arm fetish, judging by how many men spend hours in the gym doing curls & very little else. Or by how the morbidly obese love wearing tank tops and sleeveless shirts to show off their upper arm blubber.

Women, only y'all can put a stop to this idiocy -- point and laugh at sleeveless shirt wearers.
 
2007-09-26 01:34:46 PM
hockeyfarker: Old_Chief_Scott: Because if it is, I don't want to spend a lot of time making lengthy and perhaps witty posts.

FTFY

/I keed, I enjoyed that one


*scratches hockeyfarker off Chrisymas card list*
 
2007-09-26 01:35:33 PM
Captain Bringdown: EdVenture: Link the boobies so the Mods don't wipe another epic thread.

/Including the farkette pics from yesterdays thread.

While you're at it, link the farkette pics from yesterday's thread.

/some of us showed up late


this
/please
 
2007-09-26 01:35:40 PM
fernt:
If there are any female farkers lurking (i.e., "comparing") in here could you answer a question?
Is it true that a man's buttocks are the physical feature you women find most attractive? I understand the genetic predisposition of males to be obsessed with their first source of food and their connection to mommy...but I just wondered if what I've heard is true about the primary feature men have that women find attractive. Besides the wallet, of course.


-----

Yes, I am rather ashamed to admit I am in here comparing :( That said - to answer your question: I've noticed a lot of women focusing on a man's ass (cause men tend to have such cute, perky ones!), but more often than not most women look at the whole body package, with focus on the shoulders and chest. It's the lack of bewbs that make male chest so hot!
 
2007-09-26 01:38:00 PM
Another personal fave - Sophie Marceau (pops) (Maybe NSFW)
 
2007-09-26 01:38:07 PM
img263.imageshack.us
 
2007-09-26 01:40:51 PM
Ewa Sonnet has nothin' on Bea Flora.
 
2007-09-26 01:41:57 PM
fernt: Is it true that a man's buttocks are the physical feature you women find most attractive?

While I am a straight guy, I am pretty sure that anthropologists and psychologists have good evidence (which I cannot find with a few quick google searches; I'm at work, so if you want exact studies ask for them and I will try to find them) that the main physical characteristic women look for cross-culturally is a downward-facing triangle. Meaning broad, strong shoulders and a slim (and preferably defined) core.

I am fairly certain they have plenty of good evidence to support this claim and I'm sure you can come up with plenty anecdotal pieces yourself.
 
2007-09-26 01:42:07 PM
FarkingBastige: Captain Bringdown: EdVenture: Link the boobies so the Mods don't wipe another epic thread.

/Including the farkette pics from yesterdays thread.

While you're at it, link the farkette pics from yesterday's thread.

/some of us showed up late

this
/please


Did that thread get modded away? I would like to peruse as well...

/love these threads
//probably shouldn't be reading them at work
 
2007-09-26 01:44:29 PM
FunBunLady
It's the lack of bewbs that make male chest so hot!

ahhhhh CRAP!

/drank too much beer
//need a Bro
///sobs
 
2007-09-26 01:44:54 PM
mental 2007-09-26 01:38:07 PM
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4257/wenkhiphop500ke4.gif

You sir either have strong balls or a disregard for your account's posting abilities.
 
2007-09-26 01:48:37 PM
droptone

that the main physical characteristic women look for cross-culturally is a downward-facing triangle. Meaning broad, strong shoulders and a slim (and preferably defined) core.


aaaaAAAAOOOOOOOHHHHH!

I am really sorry I posed the question.

/getting depressed
//look away, I'm hideous
 
2007-09-26 01:55:56 PM
fernt: droptone

that the main physical characteristic women look for cross-culturally is a downward-facing triangle...

/getting depressed
//look away, I'm hideous


Maybe if you walked on your hands....
 
2007-09-26 01:57:07 PM
216.77.188.54

/obligatory
 
2007-09-26 01:57:07 PM
Don't forget about Rebecca Romijn (Stamos). Very nice all natural set!
 
2007-09-26 01:58:16 PM
King Something: Unless that's a new Fark meme, why is that obligatory?

\Lived with a hermit-like anime jerker
\\Not as cool as you think it is
 
2007-09-26 02:01:50 PM
i2.photobucket.com

i2.photobucket.com


Now that's a sammich!
 
2007-09-26 02:02:30 PM
please see also:

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3018410

for more cleavage delight
 
2007-09-26 02:05:01 PM
InsertLebowskiReferenceHere: Damn near perfect (With poppin' goodness)

NSFW, lads and lasses.



Daddy like. Right shape, attention, very natural... I'm not a "breast man" per se, but that doesn't mean I don't love 'em like that!
 
2007-09-26 02:05:10 PM
Arbitrator: King Something: Unless that's a new Fark meme, why is that obligatory?

"obligatory" is the meme.

Or maybe you prefer something like this:

www.evacommentary.org
 
2007-09-26 02:06:04 PM
droptone: mental 2007-09-26 01:38:07 PM
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4257/wenkhiphop500ke4.gif

You sir either have strong balls or a disregard for your account's posting abilities.


Is she still that taboo of a subject?
 
2007-09-26 02:08:21 PM
out of curiousity, does anyone know what scarlett johansen's bra size is?
 
2007-09-26 02:18:01 PM
These

i160.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-26 02:22:53 PM
This thread somewhat delivers... what the?!

/just saw THAT's post
//drivel, drivel...
 
2007-09-26 02:24:34 PM
droptone: mental 2007-09-26 01:38:07 PM
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4257/wenkhiphop500ke4.gif

You sir either have strong balls or a disregard for your account's posting abilities.


???
img172.imageshack.us
 
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