Let he among us who does not crave a hot young Nun, cast the first stone

Think how much free advertising you'd get if you took an old convent and made it into a strip club. Put up signs of women in see-through habits or something. Christians everywhere would protest and you'd have lines out the door to get in from all the free press.

uberwench: Think how much free advertising you'd get if you took an old convent and made it into a strip club. Put up signs of women in see-through habits or something. Christians everywhere would protest and you'd have lines out the door to get in from all the free press.

Hmmm... any investors out there wanna help me get this show on the road? ;)

I for one welcome our newly erected topless-nun-statue overlords.

gigitty?

The ONLY story in the world with Erect, Topless and Nun in the same sentence that matters

FTFY

who has two thumbs and loves topless nuns?

/this guy!

Oh bad, bad, bad Zoot! She must be punished!

Topless skateboard nun unavailable for comment.

Vizzers will appreciate it.

I'd hit it.

Nice tits, Sister! Now where do you want these drapes hung?

Boritom: uberwench: Think how much free advertising you'd get if you took an old convent and made it into a strip club. Put up signs of women in see-through habits or something. Christians everywhere would protest and you'd have lines out the door to get in from all the free press.

Hmmm... any investors out there wanna help me get this show on the road? ;)

sounds like a plan to me...

Dude, I have at least fifteen stories with all those words in them.....

Lame--looks like some crappy 80s heavy metal album cover.

I for two welcome our newly erected topless-nun-statue overlords.

What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday?
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Nun.

I see Erect and Nun in one sentence, but not Topless. That's part of the title. So basically, this is like every other story in the world where you DON'T get those 3 words in the same sentence!

"Plans to erect a sign with the image of a bare-breasted nun outside a seaside resort hotel, converted from a convent, have angered councillors."

But... but... the word "topless" isn't in this sentence. No truth in advertising these days.

Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon erecting a statue of a topless nun: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her.

Sorry, but everyone knows you have to lie to get a greenlight these days :D

Well, now I've got my Halloween costume idea! Might be a bit too risque for the 5 year olds I'll be entertaining on Halloween though.

But seriously, that pic would be much better without the lame font.

Ugh,

SUBBY: I know it's "progressive" to do so, but it still drives me nuts now that it's ok to do this in the English language, but...


...could you put a comma after the word 'topless' in the headline, it drives me crazy!

A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
/And after the spanking, the oral sex.
//The oral sex! The oral sex!

I married a nun, so I'm getting a kick out of some of these replies...


/ Yes, seriously. No, she's not a nun anymore. Yes, I've seen her topless. Giggity.

what, no links to NunWhores.com yet?

Strangely, this arouses me more than I would have expected it to.

macdaddy357: Nice tits, Sister! Now where do you want these drapes blinds hung?

How about some Audrey Hepburn pics?

meh, I'd hit it, but then I have no standards. As for the guy who married the ex nun, do you think you can still get into heaven after stealing one of gods brides?

/just asking

baby_hewey: As for the guy who married the ex nun, do you think you can still get into heaven after stealing one of gods brides?

Yes, but the 72 virgins will be absent.

People need to lighten up.

If they had toplrss NUNS and beer and hotwings I would go to church

The as yet unfinished, topless cathedral is being erected in honor of a nun.

One sentence.

I really need to pull an "L Ron Hubbard" and start my own religion, so I could have rich guys throughing money at me and have hot women just throughing themselves at me.

ASHRAMS:

"throughing?"

ultraholland: A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
/And after the spanking, the oral sex.
//The oral sex! The oral sex!

Well, I guess I could stick around awhile.

CaboGuy26: ASHRAMS:

"throughing?"

Dame, I need spell check. Second Grammar Naze to nail me today.

I challenge subby to a Google Duel!

A quick search on the headline's criteria returns "nun's habit", "crucifix", "stripped", "topless", and "spank" in the same sentence. All that, and I didn't even have to resort to a porn link:
http://www.catholicleague.org/annualreport.php?year=1999&id=53

And you went with the statue story... Pfft. :-)

Not for nothing... but that should be 'damn' ;-D

Ashrams: CaboGuy26: ASHRAMS:

"throughing?"

Dame, I need spell check. Second Grammar Naze to nail me today.

It's "damn" and "Nazi". Unless you were just doing that on purpose, which seems fairly unlikely.

And I hate to double post, but Falstaff, that site's hilarious. I love it when Catholics try to be serious about defending their faith. God forbid someone say something even slightly funny about their old and giant religion.

Oh my. With a pic like that you'd think they'd be flattered.

Stray Cat Strut: Well, now I've got my Halloween costume idea! Might be a bit too risque for the 5 year olds I'll be entertaining on Halloween though.

But seriously, that pic would be much better without the lame font.

Sorry, couldn't help clicking into the profile....

HOW YOU DOIN????????????


I have to say that you are a very good-looking woman. Ever thought about Hollywood?

/No, really.

But it's not the only movie.Ashrams: I really need to pull an "L Ron Hubbard" and start my own religion, so I could have rich guys throughing money at me and have hot women just throughing themselves at me.

Too lazy to Rotsky.

/I prefer the term "Hubbard," it's shorter.
//Would this new religion have kool aide?
///Loves me some kool aide.

Religion of peace...

/oops, wrong religion...

jonr: Religion of peace hot taboo sex...

/oops, wrong religion...

FTFY

Nyet zhirafov: Ashrams: CaboGuy26: ASHRAMS:

"throughing?"

Dame, I need spell check. Second Grammar Naze to nail me today.

It's "damn" and "Nazi". Unless you were just doing that on purpose, which seems fairly unlikely.

It was on purpose.

Screw the councle AND the nuns ! What the hell do people think the nun organization was formed for anyways ? They were originally intended to be concubines for the priests....look it up.

STOP JUDGING OTHER PEOPLES RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AND MIND YOUR OWN F*CKING BUSINESS !!!!!! IF IT ISN'T ON YOUR ESTABLISHMENT IT ISN'T DOESN'T CONCERN YOU,YOU A-HOLES!! LOOK THE OTHER FARKING WAY !! THERE ARE OTHER DIRECTIONS TO CHOOSE FROM.

America,land of self rightious jerks and no freedom...