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(Some Guy)   Naked woman arrested for throwing stones at family members (with "I'd hit it with a rock" pic)   (kpho.com) divider line 94
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2007-09-24 10:48:45 PM
Hmmm... she's the same age as that hot teacher from Michigan.
 
2007-09-24 10:51:42 PM
I think I was in 5th grade back in the 80's when my brother, who is 5 years older, mentioned that he had heard that this girl Karen in my class was hot. I replied "she's crazy."

He then shared with me a bit of wisdom that I did not understand at the time but is now a foundation of the very core of my being. He said, "They're ALL crazy."
 
2007-09-24 11:07:21 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism: cue the 'DO NOT WANT!!!' dog plz

i166.photobucket.com
Will this work?
 
2007-09-24 11:08:48 PM
I came here for the Do not want dog pic....

Meh...
 
2007-09-24 11:10:47 PM
upload.wikimedia.orgwww.kpho.com
 
2007-09-24 11:17:59 PM
lh5.google.com">lh5.google.com
 
2007-09-24 11:22:10 PM
While it's kind of funny that someone named "nytmare" would call someone out for their "txtng", I too hate when people type that way and his comment made me roll on the floor laughing my farking ass off, oh my god.
 
2007-09-24 11:22:37 PM
Let she who is without kin cast the first stone?
 
2007-09-24 11:25:54 PM
When I said I want all those "naked man" stories to be about women, I didn't mean YOU.
 
2007-09-24 11:28:15 PM
with "I'd hit it with a rock" pic

I wouldn't want to be close enough to be able to throw the rock and hit her.

Unless the "thrower" was a 155MM howitzer. And the "rock" was a 90lb shell with a point detonating fuse.

/gunner
 
2007-09-24 11:29:54 PM
um..eww! Here take this leave us alone!
www.collegegear.com

/here you go...
planetrobot.net
 
2007-09-24 11:34:47 PM
looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down... *sigh*

/has nothin
//is black pot
 
2007-09-24 11:42:47 PM
Yeah, I'd hit it, with my car.
 
2007-09-24 11:44:06 PM
I'd hit it until it stopped moving.
/Then I'd hit it again...
 
2007-09-24 11:44:20 PM
I was REALLY hoping "hit it with a rock" was a euphemism I didn't yet understand........ it wasn't

/cries
 
2007-09-24 11:59:26 PM
Dues not approve!
 
2007-09-24 11:59:47 PM
Snorkblaster -- that was inspired. Thank you, sir. Or madam.
 
2007-09-25 12:17:07 AM
Insomnia
I'd hit the women in these pics :)

Not really...Catherine Anaya needs to eat a sammich or 50 of them, and Diana Sullivan looks like a piece of saddle leather up close. Kent Dana is full of Mormony goodness though.
 
2007-09-25 12:20:02 AM
And not to let the story go uncommented, this is par for the course in Dewey or Humboldt or Bumble Bee or Crown King...any of the AZ hill people towns. It's fun shopping in north Phoenix or Anthem on the weekends and seeing them drive their trucks with "gas, grass or ass" bumper stickers on their trucks drive into the big ol' city.
 
2007-09-25 12:34:05 AM
i63.photobucket.com

i63.photobucket.com

i63.photobucket.com

/Yes, they were all needed
 
2007-09-25 12:39:57 AM
I did not see what you did there until too late.

blind now
 
2007-09-25 01:06:43 AM
snorkblaster

Awesome.
 
2007-09-25 01:33:57 AM
hit it with a rock? it looks like she's already been hit with several rocks.


probably smokes rocks, too
 
2007-09-25 01:53:22 AM
Appears that, twenty years ago, she may have looked like Melanie Griffith.

crackwhore: props on the nick
 
2007-09-25 01:58:47 AM
I wouldn't hit her with a stolen rock.
 
2007-09-25 02:29:25 AM
She climbed on the hood naked?
He should've put it in drive, got to about 50 or so, and slammed the breaks.
/really
//maybe he already did?
/maybe...
 
2007-09-25 02:35:30 AM
Play4n6: And not to let the story go uncommented, this is par for the course in Dewey or Humboldt or Bumble Bee or Crown King...any of the AZ hill people towns. It's fun shopping in north Phoenix or Anthem on the weekends and seeing them drive their trucks with "gas, grass or ass" bumper stickers on their trucks drive into the big ol' city.

There are people in Bumble Bee? I just saw dust and a big tarantula. But it's worth driving through to buy fudge at the Crown King general store.
 
2007-09-25 02:51:23 AM
i46.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-25 03:11:25 AM
Boritom: That woman looks like someone tied her ankles to a helicopter and flew really low over the Ugly Forest!

It's more like she was what hit the Ugly Forest in Tunguska, 1908
 
2007-09-25 03:18:44 AM
i177.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-25 03:30:43 AM
This is why we need another Australia.
 
2007-09-25 04:58:44 AM
i63.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-25 06:03:57 AM
i116.photobucket.com

I think I'd rather be attacked by a rabid St. Bernard than that woman naked. That is all.
 
2007-09-25 07:48:56 AM
www.senorpineapple.com
 
2007-09-25 09:45:38 AM
I'm sorry, but "indecent" exposure doesn't even come close to describing that.

/"horrendous" exposure? a felony, perhaps?
 
2007-09-25 09:48:09 AM
i63.photobucket.com

Um...to whoever made this picture, you DO know that calico cats are female. Has something to do with the genetics or something.

Look it up.

/I apologize for being know-it-all
/nothing to do with this thread
/no one cares if they're female
/waste of time
/going to go take nap
 
2007-09-25 10:44:52 AM
Goofball_Jones: m...to whoever made this picture, you DO know that calico cats are female. Has something to do with the genetics or something.

True, but that picture cracks me up every time I see it. I can just imagine that exchange with my best friend and we're both female. ;)
 
2007-09-25 10:47:53 AM
Why would you do that to the poor rock?
 
2007-09-25 11:24:55 AM
Sis?
 
2007-09-25 12:22:27 PM
Gonna need a few more ugly sticks. Oh, and call in a pizza order. This is gonna take a while.
 
2007-09-25 03:14:10 PM
i178.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-25 03:21:10 PM
snorkblaster OMFG! That's what I thought too, but I couldn't find the pic! You win teh intarwebz.
 
2007-09-25 03:31:56 PM
www.people.hbs.edu

I'm sorry, there just isn't enough beer in the world for me to click that link.
 
2007-09-25 08:42:36 PM
DEWEY, Ariz. -- A woman whose husband and son locked themselves in the family car in an attempt to get away from her threw rocks through the car windows before taking off all her clothes and lying down on the hood of the vehicle, deputies said.

Needs some commas... (and editing for clarity)

DEWEY, Ariz. -- A woman, whose husband and son locked themselves in the family car in an attempt to get away from her, threw rocks through the car windows before taking off all her clothes and lying down on the hood of the vehicle, deputies said.

Editing for clarity...

DEWEY, Ariz. -- A disturbed woman threw rocks through the windows of the family car in which her husband and her son sought shelter and escape from her. The woman then removed all of her clothes and then laid down upon the hood of the vehicle.

Sheesh, people do get paid to edit this stuff.
 
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