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(Some Guy)   Naked woman arrested for throwing stones at family members (with "I'd hit it with a rock" pic)   (kpho.com) divider line 94
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2007-09-24 08:49:25 PM  
www.rivermarinesupply.com

/ WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP
 
2007-09-24 09:23:15 PM  
That woman looks like someone tied her ankles to a helicopter and flew really low over the Ugly Forest!
 
2007-09-24 09:59:26 PM  
homepage.mac.com
 
2007-09-24 10:05:48 PM  
sooo alcohol or meth? I'm going with the booze.. she didn't look happy enough to be on meth.
 
2007-09-24 10:06:34 PM  
cue the 'DO NOT WANT!!!' dog plz
 
2007-09-24 10:15:23 PM  
"Let she who is without clothes cast the first stone."

/wwjt
 
2007-09-24 10:15:52 PM  
He shoulda used bigger rocks.
 
2007-09-24 10:16:16 PM  
Personally i dont think she threw the rock, I think the rock was just trying to get away from her.
 
2007-09-24 10:16:45 PM  
I'm naked on a car hood, so I'm really getting a kick out these replies..
 
2007-09-24 10:17:09 PM  
submitter: with "I'd hit it with a rock" pic

too late subby, someone beat you to it.
 
2007-09-24 10:17:25 PM  
Deputies called to the house said they found Ross naked in a bedroom and took her into custody after a brief struggle.

I bet the deputies needed a Lysol shower and plenty of eye bleach after that.
 
2007-09-24 10:17:33 PM  
Why can't it ever be a hot naked woman that flips out and starts raping people or something?
 
2007-09-24 10:18:10 PM  
antidisestablishmentarianism: cue the 'DO NOT WANT!!!' dog plz

y u txt on web? iz not enuf rum 4 al ltrz?
 
2007-09-24 10:18:17 PM  
She must have been throwing kidney stones, thats why she looks like that...

/yeah, thats the ticket
 
2007-09-24 10:18:34 PM  
Ross threw large rocks at the car, smashing the windows, then stripped down and took up position on the hood of the car, according to the sheriff's office.

Deputies called to the house said they found Ross naked in a bedroom and took her into custody after a brief struggle.

Ross was arrested on charges of felony endangerment, criminal damage and disorderly conduct per domestic violence. Indecent exposure charges are pending.


The Aristocrats!
 
2007-09-24 10:18:59 PM  
i3.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-24 10:19:03 PM  
Indecent exposure charges are pending.

Welcome to the "Registered Kiddie Diddler Who Didn't Actually Diddle Anything But the Hood of the Car" list.

Fabulous mugshot, btw.
 
2007-09-24 10:19:32 PM  
there is an "ENLARGE" button beside that pic
that looks as though it's never been hit
 
2007-09-24 10:19:59 PM  
EnderX: Personally i dont think she threw the rock, I think the rock was just trying to get away from her.

i lol'd
also: Ross was arrested on charges of felony endangerment, criminal damage and disorderly conduct per domestic violence. Indecent exposure charges are pending.
not have enough proof for indecent exposure?? what?
 
2007-09-24 10:20:25 PM  
The son remarked

I didn't know mom had an arm like that, and a shaved pussy

/sorry
 
2007-09-24 10:22:27 PM  
Ugliest hood ornament ever.
 
2007-09-24 10:22:50 PM  
I wouldn't screw her with the president's penis...
 
2007-09-24 10:23:44 PM  
i192.photobucket.com

Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.
 
2007-09-24 10:24:19 PM  
She is the same age as the French teacher. What a difference.
 
2007-09-24 10:24:33 PM  
I'd hit it, blindfolded...

/Then again I would hit most things blindfolded.
 
2007-09-24 10:25:06 PM  
nytmare
what a picky ass you are.

and let me remind you that your user name is shortened. not enough room?
 
2007-09-24 10:26:16 PM  
sunbulli.com
 
2007-09-24 10:29:35 PM  
I've never been so thankful before for my dark and dying monitor.

Ain't no way in hell I'm clicking on the enlarge picture link.
 
2007-09-24 10:30:13 PM  
crackwhore
nytmare

what a picky ass you are.

no shiat
 
2007-09-24 10:31:07 PM  
soosuh: Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.

*
 
2007-09-24 10:32:02 PM  
OMG, Subby, I thought from your headline that it was a naked pic.

*Phew!* Thank you God.

Still need eyebleach. Just don't have to gouge them out with a dull knife.
 
2007-09-24 10:32:11 PM  
I don't mean to be a kill joy, but... this isn't really a funny story. The woman is probably seriously mentally ill. Laughing at her is like laughing at a retarded person. Oh wait...
 
2007-09-24 10:34:02 PM  
In Iran they have no retarded people. Its a phenomenon only found in the west.
 
2007-09-24 10:35:07 PM  
then stripped down and took up position on the hood of the car
What kind of, "position" does one take up when naked, after having smashed the windows out with rocks.
*shudder*
 
2007-09-24 10:36:18 PM  
nytmare: antidisestablishmentarianism: cue the 'DO NOT WANT!!!' dog plz

y u txt on web? iz not enuf rum 4 al ltrz?


You owe me a new keyboard. I had to pause to translate that.

/over 30
//don't text
 
2007-09-24 10:36:56 PM  
The gloved hand holding her head up in the mugshot is a nice touch.
 
2007-09-24 10:37:16 PM  
netcentric
soosuh
veedeevadeevoodee
Hal B. Sure



LOL!

This thread is fun of win.
 
2007-09-24 10:37:59 PM  
www.kpho.com

I'd hit the women in these pics :)
 
2007-09-24 10:38:15 PM  
www.thecheezburgerfactory.com
 
2007-09-24 10:38:55 PM  
I'd hit it...

With a cattle prod.
 
2007-09-24 10:39:38 PM  
I didn't even need to see the pic to know she was ass ugly. Hot women running around naked.... that just doesn't happen.

/Except when you're dealing with PETA
 
2007-09-24 10:40:08 PM  
Let she who is without clothes cast the first stone.
 
2007-09-24 10:40:24 PM  
You know, I bet that woman would be just the lovin' thing for a lot of farkers. No doubt her knees would be too sharp for your lofty standards.
 
2007-09-24 10:40:48 PM  
e;fb
 
2007-09-24 10:41:32 PM  
i118.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-24 10:42:12 PM  
GottaBeKD

Brilliant!
 
2007-09-24 10:43:42 PM  
YAHHHH!!!!

MY EYES!!!

HALP!
 
2007-09-24 10:47:36 PM  
antidisestablishmentarianism: cue the 'DO NOT WANT!!!' dog plz

That sounds very ironic considering your login name.
 
2007-09-24 10:47:48 PM  
Thanks,

I've been searching for photoshop ideas on this. I'm having a great time.
 
2007-09-24 10:48:00 PM  
i191.photobucket.comI wouldn't touch that with a ten foot clown pole!!!
 
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