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(Metafilter)   Time cube guy calls for ther murder of teachers. No, I'm not kidding   (metafilter.com) divider line 209
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2002-09-25 09:42:51 AM
Who in the Hell is this Robbie Fal fellow?
What an attention whore !!! =+)
 
2002-09-25 11:32:20 AM
I think Time Cube Guy is reaching critical mass.
 
2002-09-25 11:34:40 AM
I went to his website but it's a rambling incoherent mass.

What is this whole timecube thing? A philosophy? Some one give me the condensed version of it!
 
2002-09-25 11:41:37 AM
Condensed version: The guy is a whack. His mom douched with Bacardi 151 her entire pregnancy.
 
2002-09-25 12:49:36 PM
Why not a link to the actual site where the comments are made?
 
2002-09-25 12:49:50 PM
Ther?
 
2002-09-25 12:51:20 PM
Wow, another "opinion" from Time Cube Guy that doesn't make sense! Who knew? Let's overanalyze it!
 
2002-09-25 12:52:37 PM
Neat. What clear, concise thoughts this person has.
 
2002-09-25 12:52:50 PM
"Educators are 'damn liars',
and most evil of all animals.
They do not deny the charge
of being evil word bastards."

i hate those evil word bastards.
 
2002-09-25 12:52:54 PM
I like ther Time Cube guy. I think he's onto something. Or maybe just on something.
 
2002-09-25 12:52:59 PM
not only is it insane, it's impressively insane. time cube guy strikes again!
 
2002-09-25 12:53:56 PM
Sheesh! I WAS going to lecture today over graphing rational functions, but now it's the freaking time cube for sure!!!!

So, er, what is it?
 
2002-09-25 12:54:07 PM
site farked already?

yeah i tried reading the timecube site once something about only experiencing 1/4 of your consciousness because on different parts of the earth its a different time of day.

they guy obvously has no real concept of time or calculus for that matter, by his reasoning there is an infinite number of days in every moment if you just divide the earth into infinitely small portions. i could just be reading him wrong, meh, too much thought on this, the guy is a loon
 
2002-09-25 12:54:11 PM
I do believe sirs, that this page has been farked. :(
 
2002-09-25 12:54:42 PM
Instead of killing teachers, maybe we oughta keep certain people in the nut house, which is where this guy belongs. FAST.
 
2002-09-25 12:54:42 PM
What a good laugh we're all having around the office right now...you've got to love insanity...
 
2002-09-25 12:55:43 PM
I need video of this guy.
 
2002-09-25 12:56:23 PM
what the fugg is timecube?


I went to his website but it's a rambling incoherent mass.


(what Smoothtex said)
 
2002-09-25 12:56:31 PM
ha, site loaded as i was typing
(damn flooding limits, wait another 10 seconds my ass, i'm not trying to flood i swear!)
 
2002-09-25 12:56:43 PM
"We're all stocked up here. Go sell crazy somewhere else."
 
2002-09-25 12:58:13 PM
One hit over the line, me thinks.
 
2002-09-25 12:59:28 PM
I think I saw this guy in Guildford on Saturday. He smelled of piss and asked me if I'd give him 50p for a cup of coffee.
 
2002-09-25 12:59:36 PM
farked schmarked. as Jay_vee said, just go directly to timecube.com. nothing of great interest on the metafilter site anyway.
 
2002-09-25 01:00:16 PM
Where is Sweater Girl when you need her? She always seems to be able to post the article after it's been farked.
 
2002-09-25 01:00:22 PM
The 4 corner quadrant Earth
has 4-24 hour simultaneous
Days within a single rotation
of Earth - as if 4 different
Worlds with 4 separate Days.

Well, duh, tell me something I DON'T know....
 
2002-09-25 01:00:23 PM
The fact that the guy took his HTML lessons from an AOL Chatroom filled iwth 14 year old boys turns me off from his site.

Nutcase.
 
2002-09-25 01:00:26 PM
Right on Time Cube Guy. I'm sure no teacher had a hand in your being able to read and write and to do arithmetic, right ? YOU'RE A SELF TAUGHT LUNATIC !
 
2002-09-25 01:00:43 PM
He is absolutely right. Just because you guys can't wrap your little minds around it, doesn't mean it's not true.


{/shameless trolling}
 
2002-09-25 01:01:08 PM
he's been saying this stuff for years...

There's a video of a presentation he gave at MIT (not kidding) on his site. Worth taking a look at. The guy's a goddamn loonie.
 
2002-09-25 01:01:19 PM
Jadefrog01...There's clean, and then there's Bacardi 151 clean. Accept no imitations.
 
2002-09-25 01:01:20 PM
 
2002-09-25 01:02:48 PM
I've yet to meet anyone at all who thinks this guy isn't a certifiable utter nutjob, so that call to violence has a pretty good chance of going unheeded I think.
 
2002-09-25 01:03:41 PM
I will give $10,000.00 to 1st
education institution or to
the 1st professor who can
disprove 4-Day Time Cube.
Evil professors ignore this.


"what about evil Doctors, hmmmm?"

 
2002-09-25 01:03:53 PM
It's sad when great minds like the Time Cube Guy have to resort to outrageous statements just to get attention.
 
2002-09-25 01:03:55 PM
This site is like a weird, demented, and disturbing version of www.zombo.com. You know where the unatainable is unknown. Just like www.zombo.com but weird, demented, and disturbing.
 
2002-09-25 01:04:15 PM
Something about 4 Earths existing at 4 different times.

"Anyone taking a cubic mixture of LSD, peyote, mushrooms, and crack will relieve the glory of the time cube. Time Cube is not responsible for any harmful side effects. Oh yeah and TEACHERS MUST ALL DIE."
 
2002-09-25 01:04:43 PM
i can't grasp the timecube. The Hexadecimal Phone Number System i'm all in favor of.
 
2002-09-25 01:05:27 PM
Time cube guy should team up with the dude who built his own fogger...then they could fog all those evil word bastards
 
2002-09-25 01:07:23 PM
 
2002-09-25 01:07:30 PM
since people seem to be having issues with loading the site, here it is:


September 24, 2002
The Timecube guy has gone even more insane than ever before. Some quotes on his site right now.

"Tis Time to kill any educator who does not teach Cubicism above cubelessness."

"Time Cube debate denial is educator evil. It is not immoral for students to kill all educators who ignore Nature's Harmonic Time Cube or suppress free speech rights to debate Time Cube Creation Principle. Ignorance of Time Cube is Greatest Evil."

Will the Time Cube guy soon meet up with the FBI? I'm sure endorsing murdering of teachers isn't legal.
posted by RobbieFal at 8:49 PM PST [trackback] (29 comments total)


Wow, that sure explains why he went on a bloody professor-murdering rampage after speaking at MIT.
posted by tweebiscuit at 8:50 PM PST on September 24


yes, I know this has been posted before. But that was when he was less insane than now.

I figure with him making death threats now, he's gone completly wacko.
posted by RobbieFal at 8:51 PM PST on September 24


well, now we know who neu really was...
posted by quonsar at 9:01 PM PST on September 24


Here is a video of the time the timecube guy debated MIT students and faculty. It is pretty freakin funny (albiet long).

Also the linked page on the MIT guy's site for "search with porn" is pretty good fun.
posted by phatboy at 9:02 PM PST on September 24


Wow, I can't even read. The videos were removed. Too bad.
"Search with porn" is still fun though.
posted by phatboy at 9:05 PM PST on September 24


Not 1 educator on Earth
has objected to being called
a stupid and evil bastard
for not teaching Time Cube.
They know that it is Truth
and would expose them evil

That's good enough proof for me!
posted by Grum at 9:13 PM PST on September 24


the second video is up on that site linked earlier.

Gene Ray sounds like he's from the South, as the people there cheer for him. :D
posted by RobbieFal at 9:17 PM PST on September 24



Life is a "Crapshoot" -
with a femininity cube
and a masculinity cube.
Think about it.
posted by holloway at 9:51 PM PST on September 24


i don't get it
posted by folktrash at 9:53 PM PST on September 24


Uh-oh folktrash - are you by any chance a teacher?
posted by madamjujujive at 9:57 PM PST on September 24


gelatinous time cube is MORE CORRECT BASTARD
posted by trioperative at 9:58 PM PST on September 24


I'm sure endorsing murdering of teachers isn't legal.

If that were the case, just about every kid I went to high school with would have been locked up.
posted by jjg at 10:58 PM PST on September 24


the design of his website proves that he's a genius.
posted by suprfli at 11:00 PM PST on September 24


I wouldn't be surprised if not one educator on Earth has objected to being called "a stupid an evil bastard" for not teaching Time Cube.
posted by eddydamascene at 11:12 PM PST on September 24


the design of his website proves that he's a genius.

I was astonished that my browser would render text THAT BIG!
posted by SPrintF at 11:59 PM PST on September 24


I love the logic of "this is an obscure fact that I probably made up, but because no one else believes my claims, it is because they are stupid and evil and unwilling to accept that these claims are cleary true." I mean, how can you debate someone who is convinced he is right and you are wrong?
posted by Down10 at 12:15 AM PST on September 25


I mean, how can you debate someone who is convinced he is right and you are wrong?


Once upon a time there was a land called metafilter...

O.K. I give up. I read the rantings of time cube man for as long as could stand it, and then I realized I had no idea what the heck a timecube is.

A quick search turned up rants 'r' us timecube guy again, timecube.com, the timecube game, which seems related because of its abusive language ("Uneducated-stupid race", et cetera), and an interview with the timecube dude at tripod.

Har har.. I guess the joke's on me.
posted by hama7 at 12:33 AM PST on September 25


hama7: ...and then I realized I had no idea what the heck a timecube is.

"YOU were educated EVIL,
& too damn dumb to know
about Time Cube Creation." - Gene Ray
posted by eddydamascene at 1:02 AM PST on September 25


aaah. At last, my chance to post the The Time Cube Personality Test! (via The Cubic Society.)
posted by taz at 2:40 AM PST on September 25


Metafilter: Educated Stupid.
posted by sklero at 3:01 AM PST on September 25


taz: So, wait...is that Cubic Society site a parody? the Personality Test seemed like a joke, but the rest of the site...I can't tell. They're taking credit card donations!
posted by sklero at 3:09 AM PST on September 25


Crapshoot=Pooshoot?
posted by anathema at 3:31 AM PST on September 25


sklero - it is a parody, but quite subtle...
posted by taz at 3:53 AM PST on September 25


gelatinous time cube is MORE CORRECT BASTARD

I agree. Roll a 20-sided die.
posted by rcade at 5:47 AM PST on September 25


An email exchange I had with Gene Ray:

Me: Do you have any printed literature? I would like to have a hard copy that I could more throroughly peruse. Thank you.

Gene: Plenty of printed data, but no book at this time. A book would be premature without inclusion of public acceptance of the Time Cube principle - which should happen within this year.

I'm still waiting for that public acceptance.
posted by mikrophon at 7:18 AM PST on September 25


"The 4 quadrant corners of the Earth sphere rotate as a quad spiraling helix"

Huh. I wonder if we should tell him a cube has eight corners....
posted by shylock at 7:22 AM PST on September 25


Read an interview with Gene Ray here.
posted by car_bomb at 9:21 AM PST on September 25


Shylock, you are evil stupid. The Earth sphere is CONTAINED by the Time Cube, it's not a cube itself. Time does not travel vertically, only horizontally. Duh!

Jeeze, Cubism is so self-revealing, I can't believe MeFi's don't get it.
posted by bclark at 9:32 AM PST on September 25


Ooops, I'm not going to get banned for calling Shylock evil stupid, am I?

I'm not cut out to bear this divine burden :(
posted by bclark at 9:43 AM PST on September 25


copy and pasting at its best!
 
2002-09-25 01:08:07 PM
Time cube guy, Time cube guy
Time cube guy hates triangle guy
They get into a fight
Triangle wins
Triangle guy
 
2002-09-25 01:08:25 PM
Oddly, he has gotten the opportunity to Lecture at MIT and was invited to a debate at Harvard. As silly as the concept is, it gets some actual attention.
 
2002-09-25 01:08:26 PM
This is a guy that likes to talk "stupid" and "evil" a lot!

Also he likes to give away money if you prove that he's "stupid"...
 
2002-09-25 01:09:38 PM
Time to get that insurance policy on my wife.
 
2002-09-25 01:10:41 PM
Did anyone notice that the Timecube guy offered $10,000.00 to anyone who could debunk his theory and then proceded to call mathematics and science false? He just threw out the very things by which one can disprove his theory.
 
2002-09-25 01:10:42 PM
I feel enlightened now this guy has told me Greenwich Time is a lie.
 
2002-09-25 01:10:55 PM
After carefully reviewing the site, and this statement in partiticular "You are stupid and evil and
do not know you are stupid
and evil.

Gene Ray "


I am convinced...ALL HAIL TIME CUBE!
 
2002-09-25 01:11:10 PM
Millennium
I couldn't say it better myself.
 
2002-09-25 01:11:12 PM
if i needed a cube to believe in....

 
2002-09-25 01:11:30 PM
Ididntdoit - LMAO!!!! i was thinking that too.

personally, i am too dumb to pay heed to the time cube. i am educated evil and... *mumble*

hm. i like how he calls everyone stupid in a website that looks like the creation of a 6-year old.
 
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