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(News.com.au)   One moment you're drinking at a Friday the 13th party and the next thing you know you're sacrificing a goat in mock Satanic ritual inside a church   (news.com.au) divider line 56
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2007-09-24 03:16:46 PM
What a terrible waste of a perfectly good goat.


/RIP Maddie
 
2007-09-24 03:49:55 PM
I thought that was Tuesdays, not Fridays...
 
2007-09-24 04:27:51 PM
No way. I learned my lesson last time.
 
2007-09-24 04:27:53 PM
img1.fark.com
 
2007-09-24 04:28:41 PM
Did the goat consent?
 
2007-09-24 04:29:15 PM
Subby that vaguely reminded me of the movie Dragnet.
 
2007-09-24 04:29:16 PM
You make it sound like the second part wasn't planned.

/Called Saturday nights here
 
2007-09-24 04:29:20 PM
Don't catholics in Latin America still sacrifice goats?
 
2007-09-24 04:29:48 PM
I sense the presence of P.A.G.A.N.
 
2007-09-24 04:30:24 PM
Submitter:One moment you're your drinking at a Friday the 13th party and the next thing you know you're your sacrificing a goat in mock Satanic ritual inside a church

/pet peeve
 
2007-09-24 04:30:28 PM
COuld they not find Connie Swales?
 
2007-09-24 04:30:37 PM
Good times, good times...
 
2007-09-24 04:31:59 PM
www.lumpy.co.uk

"What's the big deal?"
 
2007-09-24 04:32:09 PM
Its like they say: "you ain't livin' till one moment you're drinking at a Friday the 13th party and the next thing you know you're sacrificing a goat in mock Satanic ritual inside a church"
 
2007-09-24 04:33:23 PM
My question is.. why the hell did he want to save the goat's head in his freezer? Goat brains must be delicious.
 
2007-09-24 04:33:50 PM
I wish the Rotsky cliche would die in a mock Satanic ritual inside a church.
 
2007-09-24 04:34:20 PM
Next time you want Goat Curry, go to a Indian restaurant, you can probably even get take home.
/don't forget the papadum!
 
2007-09-24 04:34:42 PM
How are they calling this ritual "mock" when they actually slaughtered something...doesn't sound like any of these crazies are pretending...
 
2007-09-24 04:35:05 PM
FTFA:
But prosecutor Rebecca Graham argued the crime was a serious one and would have caused serious offence, particularly to the church community.


Serious offense? How? If they accidentally really HAD summoned the forces of evil the church had become a center of demonic activity?

Pay for the animal, pay for the cleaning, public apology, some punitive community service time, and everyone move on with their lives.
 
2007-09-24 04:35:50 PM
Shadow Blasko:

Don't you mean the virgin Connie Swales?
 
2007-09-24 04:35:54 PM
and I thought that just eating animals with names was wrong, now I have to be careful about the ones I sacrifice?
 
2007-09-24 04:36:15 PM
FarkinFarker: I wish the Rotsky all cliche cliches would die in a mock Satanic ritual inside a church.

/pet peeve
 
2007-09-24 04:36:51 PM
Yeah, right. A 'mock' sacrifice.

They're real devil worshipers and were just trying to cover it all up. They're everywhere, performing satanic ritual abuse on people all over the world. Think of the Children and get these sickos off of my planet. Where did I put that tinfoil hat?

On a more serious note, I really do hope they get some kind of jail time, if nothing else than for cruelty to animals.
 
2007-09-24 04:37:04 PM
www.fightdemback.org

approves
 
2007-09-24 04:41:00 PM
Richard_M_Nixon: pet peeve

Headline was right. You're == You Are.

Your your was the possessive, which is incorrect.

Congratulations on your fail.
 
2007-09-24 04:41:29 PM
Richard_M_Nixon:One moment you're your drinking at a Friday the 13th party and the next thing you know you're your sacrificing a goat in mock Satanic ritual inside a church

I'm confused, is correct grammer your pet peeve?
 
2007-09-24 04:43:13 PM
...fap, fap, fap....
 
2007-09-24 04:43:34 PM
Mike Heathen: I'm confused, is correct grammer your pet peeve?

Mr. Nixon may, of course, be attempting to be cliche-ish funny. Hard to tell, what with the lack of funny.
 
2007-09-24 04:44:25 PM
www.jahsonic.com
 
2007-09-24 04:46:14 PM
www.josephsmith.net

"I still don't see what the big deal is!?"
 
2007-09-24 04:47:09 PM
Touche, peck. You beat me to that by 29 seconds.

By the way, Satanists don't sacrifice animals.
 
2007-09-24 04:51:46 PM
Mike Heathen: Satanists don't sacrifice animals.

True.

But they do throw a helluva BBQ.
 
2007-09-24 04:55:27 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

mmmm, soup....
 
2007-09-24 04:56:11 PM
I've wanted to do this for the longest time. My buddies bought a goat at the flea market, but then chickened out. Damn thing got away, wandered out to a major highway, and then was farking RETURNED by this nice old lady. Only to wander away again, off to billy goat heaven I guess. But it was fun feeding the ugly thing trash!

//yes, I live in the Deep South
///and I'm damn proud of it!
 
2007-09-24 04:57:53 PM
FarkinFarker: I wish the Rotsky cliche would die in a mock amok Satanic ritual inside a church.

/for your pleasure
 
2007-09-24 05:07:21 PM
Man, I hate it when that happens...
 
2007-09-24 05:22:38 PM
In other news, they have security cameras in half-built churches...
 
2007-09-24 05:28:33 PM
Ah, my birthday.
 
2007-09-24 05:28:35 PM
www.hf.uib.no

What's the Big Deal (new window)?
 
2007-09-24 05:37:20 PM
Times like this, I'm glad I'm a loudmouth, stupid, asshole-ish drunk, as opposed to a goat-slaying-in-a-church drunk.
 
2007-09-24 06:02:43 PM
FarkinFarker: I wish the Rotsky cliche would die in a mock Satanic ritual inside a church.

A Rotsky by any other name would smell as sweet!
 
2007-09-24 06:03:29 PM
Raug the Dwarf: Yeah, right. A 'mock' sacrifice.

They're real devil worshipers and were just trying to cover it all up. They're everywhere, performing satanic ritual abuse on people all over the world. Think of the Children and get these sickos off of my planet.


They are usually found under every bed.
 
2007-09-24 06:04:22 PM
wait.... no one told me it was a mock-ritual!!!!
 
2007-09-24 06:29:32 PM
Richard_M_Nixon
Submitter:One moment you're your drinking at a Friday the 13th party and the next thing you know you're your sacrificing a goat in mock Satanic ritual inside a church

/pet peeve


Either you're failing at the funny or failing at the english language. Either way you suck.
 
2007-09-24 06:37:31 PM
peewinkle: approves

Of course, those folks in the image are mainstream Evangelical "Christians" (they believe in Christ, but refuse entirely to practice any of the kind teachings of Christ).

Once they are out of those costumes, they'd fit in perfectly with the predatory Republican Deathcult type without even trying.
 
2007-09-24 06:50:59 PM
Mike Heathen: Satanists don't sacrifice animals

Above-ground, organized, LaVeyan Satanists don't.
 
2007-09-24 07:00:52 PM
Jack Chick reported to be riding quite high on a cloud of smug satisfaction.
 
2007-09-24 07:11:47 PM
Padre Pederastia?

/hopefully not obscure
 
2007-09-24 08:09:47 PM
Keep up the good work.
 
2007-09-24 08:34:28 PM
DrFaustusI've wanted to do this for the longest time. My buddies bought a goat at the flea market, but then chickened out. Damn thing got away, wandered out to a major highway, and then was farking RETURNED by this nice old lady. Only to wander away again, off to billy goat heaven I guess. But it was fun feeding the ugly thing trash!

//yes, I live in the Deep South
///and I'm damn proud of it!


That's despicable. What a waste of a life.

/not talking about the goat
 
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