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IlGreven		2007-09-24 02:38:11 PM

I'm'a call her "buttermouth".

/Rest of the face is fine...but her mouth...

HotBlack_Deisato		2007-09-24 02:38:24 PM

Pro Zack
Aren't you spending a year dead?

Strictly for tax purposes.

DeepDownHounds		2007-09-24 02:39:35 PM

Hoofah. She looks like a Nexu.

/Nerd baiting rules

Supercheeks		2007-09-24 02:40:13 PM

People that use words like "preggers" and "prego" instead of just saying pregnant are way too slow on the uptake. They're in the same grouping of douchebags that insist on calling McDonald's "Mickey D's".

MAXAMOUS		2007-09-24 02:41:25 PM

IlGreven: I'm'a call her "buttermouth".

/Rest of the face is fine...but her mouth...

//She'll grow into it
www.brandflakesforbreakfast.com

chrisj2k		2007-09-24 02:48:55 PM

The assumed father...

Mugato		2007-09-24 02:50:18 PM

fapfapfa.....

Whoa, where am I?

What does it mean, "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here"?

Apron_master79		2007-09-24 02:51:10 PM

I prefer'em Ragu...

JJJon		2007-09-24 02:53:38 PM

millertrey: An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name
damnit I hate that word. Preggers. I want to cut peoples throats when they say that almost as much as "this"

THIS

PREGGERS

epics		2007-09-24 02:55:09 PM

There is a lawsuit here somewhere...

MyNutsWereCrushedByASteamRoller!		2007-09-24 03:04:00 PM

Supercheeks: People that use words like "preggers" and "prego" instead of just saying pregnant are way too slow on the uptake. They're in the same grouping of douchebags that insist on calling McDonald's "Mickey D's".

I prefer "knocked up" or "used up".

Juniper Jupiter		2007-09-24 03:04:42 PM

An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: damnit I hate that word. Preggers. I want to cut peoples throats when they say that almost as much as "this"

Pregga, please!

/Sorry
//I'll be in my corner now.

kornkob		2007-09-24 03:10:32 PM

blogwiz		2007-09-24 03:12:58 PM

It will not be long before she comes of age for a real good farking and I volunteer to give her that hard farking to break her in right!

Self Defecating Humor		2007-09-24 03:21:28 PM

Apron_master79:

I prefer'em ~~Ragu~~Ragout...

sorry, pet peeve

/grins, ducks, and runs

Bonk_Thud		2007-09-24 03:24:43 PM

"Falcooooon Puuuuuunch!!" saves the day again!

RosevilleDan		2007-09-24 03:25:24 PM

scare-crow		2007-09-24 03:27:53 PM

Self Defecating Humor: Apron_master79:

I prefer'em ~~Ragu~~Ragout...

sorry, pet peeve

/grins, ducks, and runs
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img.photobucket.com

jaredgood1		2007-09-24 03:28:04 PM

Bullshiat! I have incontrovertible proof that she is indeed pregnant.
Behold:
www.countrykeepers.com

Lloyd Braun		2007-09-24 03:46:59 PM

Her teeth scare me.

Rickenbacker		2007-09-24 03:50:22 PM

The facts have to go and ruin everything -- Hannah Montana ain't really preggers...yet.

FTFY

The_Time_Master		2007-09-24 03:53:49 PM

Not Even Doom Music will get her pregnant?

gSe7eN		2007-09-24 04:00:12 PM

Mugato [TotalFark] 2007-09-24 02:50:18 PM
fapfapfa.....

Whoa, where am I?

What does it mean, "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here"?

THIS.

/Dante
//Dante Club: A Novel
/slash

give me doughnuts		2007-09-24 04:05:22 PM

Next week on "Hannah Montana"...Me!

No, wait...Braces!

By the way, who is this girl and is she really related to Billy Ray Cyrus?

Polartank13		2007-09-24 04:10:09 PM

give me doughnuts: Next week on "Hannah Montana"...Me!

No, wait...Braces!

By the way, who is this girl and is she really related to Billy Ray Cyrus?

Her name is Miley Cyrus, an no she isn't related to Billy Ray Cyrus

/the lowest hanging fruit

Duke_Phillips		2007-09-24 04:14:10 PM

ophilye:

And if she WAS pregnant, you can be sure Disney has their very own abortion machine.

Captain Hook?

peachpicker		2007-09-24 04:14:25 PM

The Devil's Left Hand: This thread needs some pictures

img50.imageshack.us

iron_city_ap		2007-09-24 04:25:53 PM

MAXAMOUS, LMFAO

DeltaPunch		2007-09-24 04:28:17 PM

damnit I hate it when people quote my comments in their own post. I want to cut peoples throats when they put my name in bold font, followed by a colon, then paste my comment in italics afterwards.

comslave		2007-09-24 04:36:51 PM

This thread is an abortion.

//hey, wait...

EdJofJupiter		2007-09-24 04:39:09 PM

Polartank13: give me doughnuts: Next week on "Hannah Montana"...Me!

No, wait...Braces!

By the way, who is this girl and is she really related to Billy Ray Cyrus?

Her name is Miley Cyrus, an no she isn't related to Billy Ray Cyrus

/the lowest hanging fruit

Her name is Charity Hope Cyrus and she is one of Billy Rays daughters.

DeltaPunch: damnit I hate it when people quote my comments in their own post. I want to cut peoples throats when they put my name in bold font, followed by a colon, then paste my comment in italics afterwards.

ta da

Kurmudgeon		2007-09-24 04:41:18 PM

Good grief, leave her alone. Remember how worked up everyone was about the Olsen twins and Hillary Duff turning 18?
Remember how that turned out?
Oh yeah, and Lindsay Lohan too.....I'm sure you can think of others.
There's no need to hurry, trust me on this one, don't rush things......

nomysterynil		2007-09-24 04:46:05 PM

DeltaPunch: damnit I hate it when people quote my comments in their own post. I want to cut peoples throats when they put my name in bold font, followed by a colon, then paste my comment in italics afterwards.

DeltaPunch: your rant would have been more convincing if you had been quoted before you posted. This way it just sounds like a sad plee for attention.

kornkob		2007-09-24 05:08:39 PM

Kurmudgeon: Good grief, leave her alone. Remember how worked up everyone was about the Olsen twins and Hillary Duff turning 18?
Remember how that turned out?
Oh yeah, and Lindsay Lohan too.....I'm sure you can think of others.
There's no need to hurry, trust me on this one, don't rush things......

Especially since you can just meet her in any number of small island nations, areas of the old Soviet Bloc or portions of South America and have all the completely legal raunchy good sex you want.

Or so this friend of mine tells me.

mattloaf1		2007-09-24 05:30:06 PM

The_Time_Master

Not Even Doom Music will get her pregnant?

Wow, almost forgot that one. Thanks? I think?

chris20202		2007-09-24 05:36:24 PM

McBotulism		2007-09-24 06:21:53 PM

I'd hit-- uh, I mean.... HEY, LOOK OVER THERE!!--------->

undflickertail		2007-09-24 07:02:38 PM

Well, just send in fb- and problem solved. ;)

sonder		2007-09-24 07:06:45 PM

....who?

/I had no idea who this kid was until today

/I don't have children

/I'll lay a finn that she's going to have a 'scandal' pretty soon anyway.

/seriously people....your kids watch this vapid crap....but you care about it?

haysoos		2007-09-24 07:17:04 PM

kornkob: Kurmudgeon: Good grief, leave her alone. Remember how worked up everyone was about the Olsen twins and Hillary Duff turning 18?
Remember how that turned out?
Oh yeah, and Lindsay Lohan too.....I'm sure you can think of others.
There's no need to hurry, trust me on this one, don't rush things......

Especially since you can just meet her in any number of small island nations, areas of the old Soviet Bloc or portions of South America and have all the completely legal raunchy good sex you want.

Or so this friend of mine tells me.

Or Canada. Just sayin', you know, in case Emma Watson ever shows up here.

proteus_b		2007-09-24 08:58:44 PM

not anymore, anyhow...

RCL		2007-09-24 09:09:43 PM

chris20202 2007-09-24 05:36:24 PM

Whoa. Where'd those come from? Somebody myspace her?

beakerscorner		2007-09-24 10:42:25 PM

jaredgood1: Bullshiat! I have incontrovertible proof that she is indeed pregnant.

Bravo. It takes real genius to tie together a Miley Cyrus rumor thread and the idiot 9/11 Truthers, but you did it perfectly.

+1

/really laughed my ass off
//then had to explain to my 8-year-old what was so funny

kornkob		2007-09-24 10:49:03 PM

haysoos:
Especially since you can just meet her in any number of small island nations, areas of the old Soviet Bloc or portions of South America and have all the completely legal raunchy good sex you want.

Or so this friend of mine tells me.

Or Canada. Just sayin', you know, in case Emma Watson ever shows up here.

O RLY?

/any recommendations for a no tell motel near the US/Canadian border?
//one with decent high count sheets
///to hell with the sheets-- just somewhere that won't card my guests.