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(J-14)		The facts have to go and ruin everything -- Hannah Montana ain't really preggers (j14.hollywood.com)		97
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NikolaiFarkoff		2007-09-24 12:19:40 PM

Don't quell my shart
My stanky, squishy shart
I just freaked out upon the news
But if you quell my shart
My stanky, squishy shart
It might not run down to my shoes

An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name		2007-09-24 12:56:11 PM

damnit I hate that word. Preggers. I want to cut peoples throats when they say that almost as much as "this"

millertrey		2007-09-24 01:19:17 PM

An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name
damnit I hate that word. Preggers. I want to cut peoples throats when they say that almost as much as "this"

THIS

Kyosuke		2007-09-24 01:28:43 PM

Whew!

seventypercent		2007-09-24 01:40:16 PM

Says who? I'm just going to go on assuming that she is.

tortilla burger		2007-09-24 01:55:07 PM

Gimme a few minutes with her and I'll fix that.

Idiotkiller		2007-09-24 01:55:52 PM

so who here is going to rectify the reporting error?

because i would be totally willing to volunteer! were it not totally illegal

ophilye		2007-09-24 01:55:56 PM

And if she WAS pregnant, you can be sure Disney has their very own abortion machine.

Zilch		2007-09-24 01:56:08 PM

An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: damnit I hate that word. Preggers. I want to cut peoples throats when they say that almost as much as "this"

THIS!

/just had too.

Travoli		2007-09-24 01:56:25 PM

phew!

milekill		2007-09-24 01:56:58 PM

Idiotkiller: so who here is going to rectify the reporting error?

because i would be totally willing to volunteer! were it not totally illegal

lol..rectify

Ex_Parrot		2007-09-24 01:57:14 PM

/yawn

Pro Zack		2007-09-24 01:58:12 PM

no banana for Hannah Montana?

zekebullseye		2007-09-24 01:58:21 PM

Maybe she had an abortion. Happens all the time.

Mr. Xhin		2007-09-24 01:58:26 PM

She's just a fat little piggy.

/Oink, oink, oink!

mreuther		2007-09-24 01:58:42 PM

I would not hit it, but I would keep track of the exact hour, minute, and second she will turn 18. Perhaps on a web site of some sort...

milk_plus		2007-09-24 01:58:55 PM

That's a relief. All Spongebob needs these days is another paternity suit.

Dr. Mojo PhD		2007-09-24 01:59:10 PM

Idiotkiller: so who here is going to rectify the reporting error?

because i would be totally willing to volunteer! were it not totally illegal

Uh, she's 14. Seems legal to me.

Of course, I do live in a third-world Voodoo country. So hey.

durkzilla		2007-09-24 01:59:11 PM

Zilch: An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: damnit I hate that word. Preggers. I want to cut peoples throats when they say that almost as much as "this"

THIS!

/just had ~~too~~ two.

/Sorry, pet peeve

HotBlack_Deisato		2007-09-24 01:59:12 PM

Banana nana fo fana
Montana?

gregory311		2007-09-24 01:59:58 PM

Dude, she's fifteen.

goalie_piggy		2007-09-24 02:00:01 PM

did someone say piggy?
\OINK

Ditto		2007-09-24 02:00:07 PM

tortilla burger: Gimme a few minutes with her and I'll fix that.

THIS

millertrey: An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name
damnit I hate that word. Preggers. I want to cut peoples throats when they say that almost as much as "this"

THIS

AND THIS

Petulant Dwarf		2007-09-24 02:00:37 PM

OMG LOLZ!!!!!11!1eleven

Pro Zack		2007-09-24 02:00:42 PM

HotBlack_Deisato: Banana nana fo fana
Montana?

Aren't you spending a year dead?

moothemagiccow		2007-09-24 02:02:00 PM

still.
dont.
care.

puckhead		2007-09-24 02:02:18 PM

anal, ftw

degreeless		2007-09-24 02:02:23 PM

tortilla burger: Gimme a few minutes with her and I'll fix that.

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake..

msnbcmedia4.msn.com

Sofa King Smart		2007-09-24 02:04:07 PM

But what about Lizzie McGwire? What do you mean it's 'unlikely' that she could be pregnant? 'Lizzie' is a nickname? You mean her and the little brunette were...? No... she's so 'wholesome'! Oh, so all lesbians are 'wholesome'? I've seen pictures on FARK... they are usually manly looking with short hair and tank tops.

unremarkable asterisk		2007-09-24 02:08:30 PM

milk_plus: That's a relief. All Spongebob needs these days is another paternity suit.

Is he Sponge(bob) worthy?

Transa		2007-09-24 02:09:17 PM

Looks like the guy who made the fake article 'shopped it in about 30 seconds. Poor work.

MayoBoy		2007-09-24 02:11:55 PM

That's OK, Everybody makes mistakes.

/ashamed I know that

Kygz		2007-09-24 02:12:13 PM

PREGGERS!!!!

Robert1966		2007-09-24 02:12:42 PM

FTFA: "..."This Just In" article that appeared on page 16 of J-14's July 2007 issue, where a few of Miley's Hannah Montana co-stars talked about her gross habits. Miley is an intelligent, respectable role model for young girls..."

So young girls should cultivate gross habits? Thanks, J-14; you just confirmed my opinion of you and the garbage you are selling.

Shakespeare's Monkey		2007-09-24 02:13:01 PM

No worries, just fark the side without lipstick.

billybeer		2007-09-24 02:13:12 PM

Mr.Insightful

An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: damnit I hate that word. Preggers. I want to cut peoples throats when they say that almost as much as "this"

THIS!

/just had too.

Preggers.

THIS!

whisker-biscuit		2007-09-24 02:13:24 PM

It's better off this way. Would you rather see her ruin herself now, or wait for the nude pics to come out when she turns 18 ............ That's what I thought.

Mugato		2007-09-24 02:15:48 PM

Oh dammit. I just did her without protection because Fark told me she was. Thanks for nuthin.

It's all good, we're in Chili.

filter		2007-09-24 02:16:19 PM

Who?

Ordell		2007-09-24 02:17:37 PM

You really wanted a 14 year old to be pregnant, subby?

/sick

Grackel		2007-09-24 02:17:44 PM

An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name:
Preggers.

"this"

That?

/THIS.
//getting kicks..

Daffydil		2007-09-24 02:18:23 PM

don't care...drtfa

unremarkable asterisk		2007-09-24 02:20:03 PM

Daffydil: don't care...drtfa

You don't know what you are missing.

/Actually, you do and you made the wise choice to avoid it.

MAXAMOUS		2007-09-24 02:21:39 PM

bottsicus		2007-09-24 02:25:32 PM

gregory: Dude, she's fifteen.

Finally!!

HAMMERTOE		2007-09-24 02:27:03 PM

Can't act.

Can't sing.

Can't dance.

If she were preggers, at least there would be something she could do.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass		2007-09-24 02:32:13 PM

billybeer: Mr.Insightful

An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: damnit I hate that word. Preggers. I want to cut peoples throats when they say that almost as much as "this"

THIS!

/just had too.

Preggers.

THIS!

How do you feel about: "RIMS!"?

DeepDownHounds		2007-09-24 02:32:39 PM

Cool. Now she can get that awful mouth full of snaggleteeth fixed with the money she'll save from not having to pay her publicists to put out the media fire that probably would have been caused.

Seriously, no one with a farked up grill like that needs to be smiling so goddamn much.

/Now, what exactly does she do again?
/I mean, besides selling crap with her face on it.

66dvlbrd68		2007-09-24 02:33:40 PM

So wait, I'm confused. That means she's putting out but hasn't gotten a bun in the oven, or ... ?

/Just messing Mr. Hansen
//Surprised there wasn't any pics posted in this thread like the others that are on such subjects.