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(Some Guy)   Robber unable to wrest purse from 71 year old woman with "damn I will never get fitty's respect" pic goodness   (theindychannel.com ) divider line
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2007-09-23 12:34:31 PM  
the trick is to cut the strap of the purse. works most of the time...lol
 
2007-09-23 12:34:57 PM  
What?

That's a pretty neutral expression. That's nothing as far as mugshots go... are you new to FARK?
 
2007-09-23 12:35:55 PM  
She's lucky that dipstick didn't kick her in the head to make her let go. Good on her anyway. I hate people who prey on the elderly. Hope they lock his ass up for a long time.
 
2007-09-23 12:36:10 PM  
why was it not a surprise that this guy was black?
 
2007-09-23 12:38:04 PM  
Wrest. Good word, that.

.
 
2007-09-23 12:38:20 PM  
Assaulting an elderly woman. If it's any consolation, we know where his place will be in the prison hierarchy.
 
2007-09-23 12:39:37 PM  
it's allways a black guy
 
2007-09-23 12:39:40 PM  
I had a friend who managed to keep her purse when a snatcher tried to take it. Kept the purse but got dragged on the ground some and ruined an expensive suit from the blood. What you'd call a Pyrrhic victory.
 
2007-09-23 12:40:08 PM  
When you fail as a purse snatcher you really should look hard at re-evaluating your life choices.
 
2007-09-23 12:41:00 PM  
Fiddy? not fitty?
 
2007-09-23 12:41:16 PM  
Did the woman give him that fat lip? Or is he allergic to something? The article doesn't say.
 
2007-09-23 12:41:48 PM  
Maybe she had one of these:

http://www.corporatetravelsafety.com/security_purse.html
 
2007-09-23 12:41:58 PM  
You two idiots with the new accounts spouting racist crap might want to STFU. Against the FArQ (which is usually ignored anyway) but just generally idiotic.

You're probably both the same person anyway.
 
2007-09-23 12:42:24 PM  
people.cc.jyu.fi
 
2007-09-23 12:42:53 PM  
Wow, you know you're a total loser when you can't even make it as a 2 bit crook.
 
2007-09-23 12:43:22 PM  
Someone please post Mrs. Doubtfire fighting off the purse snatcher.

"Back off, jerk!"
 
2007-09-23 12:44:02 PM  
nubian pleaz...

If he is bright he will gtf out of town...

/don't see that happnin
 
2007-09-23 12:44:12 PM  
Glad that they went with the dumbass tag instead of the far overused "hero" tag.
 
2007-09-23 12:46:32 PM  
altinos: Maybe she had one of these:

http://www.corporatetravelsafety.com/security_purse.html


nice farkin link
 
2007-09-23 12:46:40 PM  
Goldeneye007: why was it not a surprise that this guy was black?

omg do not want: it's allways a black guy

Everyone point and laugh at the trolls.
 
2007-09-23 12:47:25 PM  
One of my sister's friend had a great 'tourist' story.

Gypsies in Italy, little kid tried to take her purse, in one fluid motion she swung around, removing the purse from his grasp and meeting him head on with a full force slap to the face.

She's 6'2".

The kid was like 8-10.

/I wish it was taped
 
2007-09-23 12:51:38 PM  
captainorbaggio: Goldeneye007: why was it not a surprise that this guy was black?

omg do not want: it's allways a black guy

Everyone point and laugh at the trolls.


HAHAHA... assholes.
 
2007-09-23 12:53:11 PM  
cbelldina: Fiddy? not fitty?

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

I believe that both terms are acceptable.
 
2007-09-23 01:03:05 PM  
"She was (dragged) for so many feet, she just said she's not going to release her purse to this person, so she held on," Lawrence police Sgt. James Vaughan told 6News' Jack Rinehart Thursday.

Someone needs more maps.
 
2007-09-23 01:08:41 PM  
What's with some of you racist farks?

This black man is a victim of the crime. If a white guy had been around the crime would have chosen him instead.

Crime is color blind.
 
2007-09-23 01:10:04 PM  
Nocens: What's with some of you racist farks?

This black man is a victim of the crime. If a white guy had been around the crime would have chosen him instead.

Crime is color blind.


lmao, you magnificent bastard.
 
2007-09-23 01:10:10 PM  
TossedSaladMan: cbelldina: Fiddy? not fitty?

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

I believe that both terms are acceptable.


I never did understand how he became so popular. Then again, I can't understand how rap is still the only damn thing you hear anymore either. And I guess I can't understand how Bush could be president twice...

I guess it's safe to say I really don't have a farkin' clue about what is important to the rest of America.
 
2007-09-23 01:12:10 PM  
PeeOnYou: TossedSaladMan: cbelldina: Fiddy? not fitty?

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

I believe that both terms are acceptable.

I never did understand how he became so popular. Then again, I can't understand how rap is still the only damn thing you hear anymore either. And I guess I can't understand how Bush could be president twice...

I guess it's safe to say I really don't have a farkin' clue about what is important to the rest of America.


well, Iowa does that to people
 
2007-09-23 01:12:48 PM  
Property is theft.
 
2007-09-23 01:13:49 PM  
RaoulDuke: Property is theft.

Sex is virginity. Bombs are flowers.
 
2007-09-23 01:18:33 PM  
moothemagiccow: RaoulDuke: Property is theft.

Sex is virginity. Bombs are flowers.


God is awesome, Tacos are delicious
 
2007-09-23 01:19:23 PM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2007-09-23 01:27:54 PM  
Rtfa, liked the tattoo link better.

back to the games.
 
2007-09-23 01:29:36 PM  
Send him to Jena, LA., they're all innocent there.
 
2007-09-23 01:31:11 PM  
www.hatelabs.com


The emotional damage that old lady caused this guy for not letting him take her purse, the beatings he'll get from all his gang buddies etc.. is reason enough for a lawsuit, and because they're different races,..it should be a hate crime as well. And Al Sharpton should come to town and make it the single biggest story in the nation...
 
2007-09-23 01:31:44 PM  
Next stop for Sharpton, Jackson: Lawrence, Ind. Racist Granny refuses to let go of purse.
 
2007-09-23 01:34:22 PM  
Kar98: Next stop for Sharpton, Jackson: Lawrence, Ind. Racist Granny refuses to let go of purse.

43 seconds late *lol*
 
2007-09-23 01:38:48 PM  
i177.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-23 01:42:38 PM  
43 seconds late *lol*

And what, pray tell, was he late for? Making a more relevant, better worded, and more concise joke than you did?
 
2007-09-23 01:44:29 PM  
i49.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-23 01:47:28 PM  
Goldeneye007: why was it not a surprise that this guy was black?

It's never a surprise anymore.
 
2007-09-23 01:48:47 PM  
I wonder what the conversation was like when homey got back into the getaway car with his sister...

"You get the shiat?"
"Nah, the old lady had kung-fu grip on that thing."
"She's like 90 dawg."
"Jus bump that fiddy and lets get out of here, fark kanye."

cause i know all the gangsters talk that way in faux ebonics amirite?
 
2007-09-23 01:50:23 PM  
jmax31: Niger please! It's not a black issue, it's a majority of poor blacks having no moral compass. Just another reason to euthanize these types of dumbass individuals.

I'm just sayin'...


i've been saying that about people from florida for a long time, but will anyone listen?
 
2007-09-23 02:15:51 PM  
Ok, most black families in the US are religious, and I always wonder how crimes are justified within the religion. Usually when rap music talks about God, it's in a good way, but what do you say to justify your actions? Where is God in your actions?

String him up!!

/I'm half-authorized to make such comments ...
 
2007-09-23 02:28:13 PM  
i223.photobucket.com


/bored

 
2007-09-23 02:35:16 PM  
Kinetocracy: 43 seconds late *lol*

And what, pray tell, was he late for? Making a more relevant, better worded, and more concise joke than you did?


No Mr. Fun Police, 43 seconds after the first Al Sharpton Reference...

See I was (in a good natured way thus the *lol* I use to show that this is somewhat amusing to me and not the *Farktard* I would have used to show that the person I'm responding to is an idiot) drawing attention to the fact that we thought of roughly the same thing at the same time which I think is funny even though it wasn't THAT unlikely given the subject matter.

The fact that it took that long to show up, and then did so at the same time by both of us made it all the more funny/interesting to me.

Plus,..if had been being as jerk about it, I'm guessing Kar98 could stick up for himself (If you really like him that much show him with roses, it's less annoying to eveyone else)

*Farktard*
 
2007-09-23 02:52:06 PM  
Well, no wonder he failed if he was trying to wrest it with a pic. He should have used his hands, or at the very least some punctuation.

*very carefully proofreads previous sentence*
 
2007-09-23 02:53:05 PM  
And in Headline-Related news, it's now considered acceptable to pronounce it "Fifty."
 
2007-09-23 03:24:15 PM  
Does that make him an unsuccessful and not very attractive African American?
 
2007-09-23 03:45:39 PM  
img181.imageshack.us
 
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