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(AP)   "Eater-X" wins coveted burrito-eating champion title. Lucrative endorsements for Gas-X and Ex-Lax undoubtedly to follow   (ap.google.com) divider line 49
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Ra_
2007-09-23 01:01:29 PM  
It's kinda sad, the people we choose to celebrate.
 
2007-09-23 04:02:35 PM  
As long as you aren't seated next to the winnner on a long airflight...

/headphones won't help
 
2007-09-23 04:02:52 PM  
www.tokyotimes.org

not impressed
 
2007-09-23 04:03:51 PM  
Xxxxcellent.
 
2007-09-23 04:04:48 PM  
Don't forget Preparation-H.
That boy's gonna have some serious burning and itching.
 
2007-09-23 04:07:48 PM  
The ladies call me "Eater-Y".
 
2007-09-23 04:10:32 PM  
a possible maine trifecta today?
 
2007-09-23 04:10:51 PM  
Immodium, maybe, but Ex-Lax would be the last thing I need after eating burritos.
 
2007-09-23 04:12:54 PM  
i223.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-23 04:14:00 PM  
Any relation to Racer?
 
2007-09-23 04:17:17 PM  
Malcolm would be proud.
 
2007-09-23 04:19:15 PM  
Oh goddamn that's hot...

img47.imageshack.us

...and spicy!
 
2007-09-23 04:24:53 PM  
i hate jimmy page: Oh goddamn that's hot...



...and spicy!


I was thinking the same thing. She takes it like a champ, a champ i tells ya

/ burrito babe ftw!
 
2007-09-23 04:27:38 PM  
i hate jimmy page: Oh goddamn that's hot...


Wow....
 
2007-09-23 04:28:29 PM  
pwbeat.publishersweekly.com

/obscure?
 
2007-09-23 04:32:10 PM  
charlesmartel11235: /obscure?

What moran thinks Speed Racer is obscure?

No, seriously?!
 
2007-09-23 04:33:16 PM  
i hate jimmy page: Oh goddamn that's hot...



...and spicy!


I came here just to do the same thing.

Daddy likeee!
 
2007-09-23 04:35:51 PM  
bearded clamorer: The ladies call me "Eater-Y".

dude, you were born for this thread.
 
2007-09-23 04:36:47 PM  
Nemix She takes it like a champ, a champ i tells ya

i223.photobucket.com

That's what she said

 
2007-09-23 04:42:01 PM  
Ex-Lax need not apply.
 
2007-09-23 04:43:14 PM  
JurassFinishFirst: Nemix She takes it like a champ, a champ i tells ya


That's what she said


i've never seen the office but, i work at blockbuster and have the seasons there maybe i should try it out so i can get these jokes

/has no attention span for TV
//unless its on adult swim
 
2007-09-23 04:46:00 PM  
NuckleheadEd: charlesmartel11235: /obscure?

What moran thinks Speed Racer is obscure?

No, seriously?!


i118.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-23 04:49:59 PM  
charlesmartel11235: /obscure?

you win
 
2007-09-23 04:51:51 PM  
i12.tinypic.com
GET IT ALL BABY
 
2007-09-23 04:59:18 PM  
Hey charlesmartel11235, go up 5 posts from the Racer X picture you posted.

Moran.
 
2007-09-23 05:13:24 PM  
Is that guy with the mask Malcolm X?
 
2007-09-23 05:14:47 PM  
'Eater X' Wins Burrito-Eating Contest
23 hours ago

SOUTH PORTLAND, Maine (AP) - A day trader and aspiring pizza chef known as "Eater X" munched through 10 3/4 burritos...

I bet he isn't feeling so well today. WTF is an aspiring pizza chef? When I grow up I want to be a pizza chef? Can someone enlighten me on what I have been missing out?
 
2007-09-23 05:17:19 PM  
Yeah, well, that's OK, but,.....I notice the Japanese Nathans hot dog eater nor the guy in California who ate a In-n-Out 26x26 burger were not in the contest.
 
2007-09-23 05:26:29 PM  
Shouldn't that be Immodium AD instead of Ex-Lax?
 
2007-09-23 05:27:11 PM  
12.fl.oz.: I bet he isn't feeling so well today.

Are you kidding? Bt the time he got home I'll be that he had airbrushed a portrait of the Virgin Mary in his tighty-whities.
 
2007-09-23 05:33:07 PM  
nymag.com
 
2007-09-23 05:45:41 PM  
The next morning:

static.howstuffworks.com
 
2007-09-23 05:47:05 PM  
Fluff Girl

Bt the time he got home I'll be that he had airbrushed a portrait of the Virgin Mary in his tighty-whities.

I dedicate my next scotch-on-ice in your honor. LOL.
 
2007-09-23 05:49:37 PM  
Man. The Ultimate Warrior is really scraping bottom.

www.americanchronicle.com
 
2007-09-23 06:09:42 PM  
Hey look, something interesting happened in South Portland!


12.fl.oz.: 'Eater X' Wins Burrito-Eating Contest
23 hours ago

SOUTH PORTLAND, Maine (AP) - A day trader and aspiring pizza chef known as "Eater X" munched through 10 3/4 burritos...

I bet he isn't feeling so well today. WTF is an aspiring pizza chef? When I grow up I want to be a pizza chef? Can someone enlighten me on what I have been missing out?


I dunno, maybe he aspires to have his own restaurant?
 
2007-09-23 06:15:18 PM  
I really have to ask: What's it like going to the bathroom the day after an eating contest such as this?
 
2007-09-23 06:20:26 PM  
Pic of Sonya Thomas:

i3.photobucket.com

Good Lord...she's a teeny-weeny li'l thing!

/I'd still hit it
 
2007-09-23 06:21:10 PM  
moops: I really have to ask: What's it like going to the bathroom the day after an eating contest such as this?

Probably a lot like camping in The Bog of Eternal Stench. (new window)
 
2007-09-23 06:23:16 PM  
Tim Janus, 30, of New York City, said he prepared by just eating candy for a day, which he said helped clear his system.

I thought the Mexican food was supposed to clear the system.
 
2007-09-23 06:24:52 PM  
moops: I really have to ask: What's it like going to the bathroom the day after an eating contest such as this?

www.wfaa.com
 
2007-09-23 07:13:12 PM  
Fluff Girl:

Congratulations. I think you just put me off chili. Possibly permanently.
 
2007-09-23 07:30:10 PM  
velut: moops: I really have to ask: What's it like going to the bathroom the day after an eating contest such as this?

Probably a lot like camping in The Bog of Eternal Stench. (new window)


Much win has you, mah frend!
/I lol'ed
 
2007-09-23 07:44:23 PM  
Ra_: It's kinda sad, the people we choose to celebrate.

Only kinda?
 
2007-09-23 07:49:35 PM  
I bet this is one sport that doesn't bother with drug testing.
 
2007-09-23 09:02:41 PM  
Sad? Why? This is America ... people can make money how they damn well please, and be celebrated for whatever people want to celebrate them for.

The only people biatching are the same people who aren't making $3,000 for eating some burritos.

When opportunity comes to you in the shape of a pork-filled burrito, you eat it or get the Hell outta the kitchen.

Sigh ... all out of pent-up frustration now. System's "go!"

PS - Captain Takeru Kobayashi is no longer the champion. This man is with his 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes, and he is not impressed with the previous picture of Kobayashi ...

philospeak.com
 
2007-09-23 11:05:34 PM  
Sonya Thomas is a hyper-competitive whiny sore loser.

You wouldn't fark her without a ball gag or a healthy supply of duct tape.
 
2007-09-24 12:36:07 AM  
SOUTH PORTLAND, Maine (AP) - A day trader and aspiring pizza chef known as "Eater X" munched through 10 3/4 burritos in a dozen minutes Saturday to win what was billed as the world burrito-eating championship

Next up for the competitive eating circuit, the poutine eating world championship held in El Paso, Texas.
 
2007-09-24 02:15:57 AM  
Ra_: It's kinda sad, the people we choose to celebrate.

It's kinda sad, the people ESPN choose to celebrate.
 
2007-09-24 11:33:37 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
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