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(Janesville Gazette)   Inmate who often faked seizures dies when he has a real one   (janesvillegazette.com) divider line 20
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2001-07-25 08:42:07 AM
WOLF WOLF
 
2001-07-25 09:04:54 AM
Excelent use of tag.
 
2001-07-25 09:12:29 AM
[best Nelson voice] Ha ha! [/best Neslson voice]
 
2001-07-25 09:24:29 AM
Darwin Rules!
 
2001-07-25 09:26:41 AM
darwinism
lechas: that's really getting old :p
 
2001-07-25 10:10:03 AM
Screw an investigation into the death, he died from utter stupidity... he was eaten by a wolf.
 
2001-07-25 11:14:04 AM
Reminds me of a story my grandmother used to tell us when we were gathered round the fire.... danged if I can't remember which one...
 
2001-07-25 11:42:35 AM
Muzzlerat - I dont think this loser ever heard that story!
 
2001-07-25 11:59:05 AM
Jackson, of Racine, was incarcerated for second-degree recklessly endangering safety, battery by a prisoner and disorderly conduct.

He was locked up, amongst other things, for being beaten up by a prisoner? Huh?
 
2001-07-25 12:13:27 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED.....SCREW HIM
 
2001-07-25 12:20:28 PM
In the immortal words of Jack chick tracts:

"HAW HAW HAW"

Into the lake of fire for you! And call Darwin on the way down..
 
2001-07-25 01:10:59 PM
Sounds to me like the gaurds and the jail are trying to squirm out of their responsibility by passing the story about how he always faked his seizures.
 
2001-07-25 01:21:28 PM
07-25-01 11:59:05 AM
Labberdasher

Jackson, of Racine, was incarcerated for second-degree recklessly endangering safety, battery by a
prisoner and disorderly conduct.

He was locked up, amongst other things, for being beaten up by a prisoner? Huh?


I think he's the one who perpetrated the beating, while he was a prisoner.
 
2001-07-25 01:39:40 PM
"Jackson, of Racine, was incarcerated for second-degree recklessly endangering safety, battery by a prisoner and disorderly conduct."

He got more time put on because he got his arse kicked in prison? That sucks. So does dying, dumbass.
 
2001-07-25 03:15:14 PM
Ha! Seizure at 4:20!!
 
2001-07-25 04:02:57 PM
That's exactly how Redd Foxx died, he old heart attack schtick was hilarious on the set of the Royal Family with Eddie Murphy until they all stopped laughing and realized the man was dead.
 
2001-07-25 11:49:21 PM
Hmm... kudos to Crackpipe for making me think twice. Without knowing anything more than what was printed it's hard to say, but it could well be that the guards screwed up and the prison is doing damage control.

And "battery by a prisoner" means battery committed by a prisoner. Cryptic farking cop-speak.
 
2001-07-26 06:31:24 PM
guards discovered Jackson was having a seizure about 4:20 p.m. They didn't call an ambulance until 6:06 p.m., Kohlbeck said.


too busy taking their 4:20 bonghits, no doubt...
 
2001-07-26 08:34:07 PM
Sazerac Test
 
2001-07-28 04:44:29 AM
The Inmate Who Cried Seizure. Nuff said. Maybe he'll learn next time. :)
 
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