Damn Dirty apes

monkey

I wonder if they've discovered the wonders of the vibrate function?

One Monday morning, I got up late
And there were these monkeys, outside ze gate
Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck
The monkeys got free and they ran amok

/I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
//-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

Monkeys are natural thieves. Seriously. I have some footage of me in Thailand with a monkey in a bar. The thing had my ring off and hidden in a few seconds, and tried to take my wallet, too.

Hold on, I think it's for you.

not interesting... this thread going nowhere...

Can you hear me noOOW OOHOOHOOH WA-AHH-AHH!?

You're doing it wrong.

Monkey thread??

just proves that monkeys are a lot like humans only most humans are complaicent to steal my lighters at the bar and not my phone

//we're not monkeys we're just kookoo
//Don't know what to say the Warners won't do!!!

Anyone who has watched America's Funniest Videos knows that standing next to the money cage is riskier to your personal belonging than spending a weekend in Tijuana.

Zheng climbed over the railings and tried to get his phone but three of the macaques flew into a rage and scratched his arm.

It's a farking phone, no way am I fighting a band of screaming monkeys to get it back.

/forget it, jake, it's monkeytown

Salvation ...

"Why yes, Dear, I did in fact remember our anniversary. I bought you a lovely tennis bracelet from Harrod's, but wanted to stop off at the London Zoo to observe some monkeys for inspiration later tonight ..."

Bobo spots your iPhone.

You farkers are slacking

Onkel Buck

Awww....isn't that nice

Yes, a chimpanzee minkey.

Am i the first to realize that:
fark=not news
therefore that headline formula is bunk
?

Hey, at least they didn't chew off his ass, genitals and nose like that one guy.

hahaha dajoro

freaking monkeys at it again!!!

"And I think you're roaming!"

/Not impressed

It was a Rat Monkey!

FarkinHostile
Monkeys are natural thieves. Seriously. I have some footage of me in Thailand with a monkey in a bar. The thing had my ring off and hidden in a few seconds, and tried to take my wallet, too.

Sure it wasn't a Thai teeny-hooker Farkinhostile?

Do NOT TAUNT text dynamite monkey.

My sister works for a company that has branches in india. Every now and then they ship her over there to train some people.

The monkeys run wild around that city. Every now and then one will get into the office building. Once one got in and was standing on a desk when the phone rang. The monkey picked it up like a person would and started jabbering into it.

Eventually the maintenance men chased it out with a broom.

i wish there were monkeys around my work.

I can has free weakened minitz, kthnxbai?

It's Pull of the Weasel Friday, not Monkey Tuesday. Do try to keep up!

AND NOW...THE PHOTOGRAPH WITH THE TEXT:

Sure it wasn't a Thai teeny-hooker Farkinhostile?


No, those cost money, the monkey was free.

Onkel Buck

I'd say that monkey has taken quite a few spankings

/thank you, I've been here all week...

Shiny things rock !!!

Daffydil: Onkel Buck

I'd say that monkey has taken quite a few spankings

/thank you, I've been here all week...

Being in a cage all day will do strange things to a man...er...umm monkey

Zheng climbed over the railings and tried to get his phone but three of the macaques flew into a rage and scratched his arm.

..forget about them, cuz man, they're gone

Glasses ... check. Car keys ... check.
Phone...
uh oh.

No comment. "And I borrowed it."

Project X?

Monkeys, they are bad news.

Is it Tuesday already?

( I was gonna put up a picture of Penn Jillette, but Farking Imageshack doesn't wanna load! Durnit!)

On that topic, is there a photo upload/linkback site like Imageshack that you don't need an account for that doesn't suck huevos?

Bananaphone?