We need more onion control!

Klivian: mercator_psi Persistent Vegetative State

I would usually call death persistent, yes

Just dont call him shirley

Someone should put the great gazoo on his shoulder, because clearly thats what hes looking at.

Looks like someone could only afford a really cheap curse.

That mugshot is what a Frisches big boy commercial looks like in real life.

/he's thinking about onions
/soon to be stolen from his thought bubble by Bubba?

INVISIBLE THOUGHT BUBBLE

whenever he's posted, he looks like he looking at the above post.

Daffydil: i gotz ma hitlerz

then you should check out this thread again!

NANCY'S MEAT PUPPET: He's thinkin Arby's

Heineken out my left nostril...thx

Eddie Adams from Torrance

*Golf Clap* full extension.

HunterNIU: tweekster: You know who else assaulted people with onions?

Iron Chef?

Herder: Notice he didn't get bail?

He should have shot her in the back, unplugged the phone, drove 500 miles with the kid and claimed she abused him.

*Offer not valid for penis carrying citizens.

heh... I came her to point this out... this goes out to that panty waist that was trying to stick up for the femi-nazis....

LizKing531 Just dont call him shirley

I think we just found a way to link this to OJ

/Leslie Nielsen FTW

Onions!

Bruce: I hope you realize you've just committed assault.
Henry Desalvo: I know, I know. Time was, you actually had to hit somebody.

I would just like to say that I had nothing to do with this.

Onions are fine. As long as it wasn't assault and pepper.

An area man hits a woman with a vegetable. It's the Onion Radio News, I'm Doyle Redland reporting.

tuna fingers: I did some quick math in my head and she is exactly half6/17 of his age.

/sorry, pet peeve

SpeckledJim: Onion. Mmm.



3k calories!

Holy shiat, I hope that isn't accurate.

It was still tied to teh belt?

I busted a nut on my wife's face last night.

dogfood: I busted a nut on my wife's face last night.

Pics or it didn't happen!

*grabs knife and onion*
I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT, WOMAN!

I came here to see Grandpa Simpson with an onion on his belt!

Monkey's Knuckle: Onions are fine. As long as it wasn't assault and pepper.

nice

Gold mouth photoshop in 3...2....1....

He learned it from her.

I like onions.

blahpers: SpeckledJim: Onion. Mmm.



3k calories!

Holy shiat, I hope that isn't accurate.

It is:
Calories 2210
Total Fat134 g206%
Sat. Fat-0%
Cholesterol-0%
Sodium-0%
Total Carbs.241 g80%
Dietary Fiber-0%
Sugars-
Protein35 g

http://www.calorieking.com/foods/food/carbs-calories-in-outback-steakhouse-auss i e-tizers-bloomin-onion-w-dressing_Y2lkPTIxMDY5JmJpZD0xMzM1JmZpZD04ODk2MCZwYXI9.h tml

Brainwash: I came here to see Grandpa Simpson with an onion on his belt!

Abe Simpson is too busy to show you his onion belt.

mercator_psi: Getting hit in the back of the head with an onion is no laughing matter. Perhaps you remember someone who was similarly wounded?

Terry Chive-o.

/Persistent Vegetative State.

I'm in a coma, and I'm still getting a kick out of these replies

ruthless_toothless: Gold mouth photoshop in 3...2....1....

VQ & VD just for you!

Say hello to my little onion!

HunterNIU: ruthless_toothless: Gold mouth photoshop in 3...2....1....

VQ & VD just for you!

You are a not a pro with the Photoshop, but I applaud your effort!

Who knew a newspaper could hurt so much.

Isn't time for Tillman to pop in with his "huffer guy"?

HunterNIU: ruthless_toothless: Gold mouth photoshop in 3...2....1....

VQ & VD just for you!

Ahhhh. You blew it!!

blahpers: Holy shiat, I hope that isn't accurate.

I rounded up, but it's close (pops, pdf).

2710 cals, 203g fat (36g saturated), 194g carbs, 6360mg sodium.

But still, mmm.

Onions don't kill people. People kill people.

Daffydil Please tell me where I can get the Hitler jamming out pic! Oh man, can't find it anywherez!

ruthless_toothless: You are a not a pro with the Photoshop, but I applaud your effort!

I resemble that remark!

/but seriously I'm pretty good.
//only have MSPaint at work
///Also wouldn't spend much time on something with only small humor value
////lazier than most

remember this gem?


or this one?


just love being lazy when i dont have the actual program in front of me

//And I have THE BEST skills on Fark.com when it comes to placing text on cat pictures!

kellyshannon: Daffydil Please tell me where I can get the Hitler jamming out pic! Oh man, can't find it anywherez!

Why not take hers?

Theros: Ahhhh. You blew it!!

That'll happen.

HunterNIU I tried. It won't move, I tell you. It won't MOVE!

Satire?

HunterNIU: ruthless_toothless: You are a not a pro with the Photoshop, but I applaud your effort!

I resemble that remark!

/but seriously I'm pretty good.
//only have MSPaint at work
///Also wouldn't spend much time on something with only small humor value
////lazier than most

remember this gem?


or this one?


just love being lazy when i dont have the actual program in front of me

//And I have THE BEST skills on Fark.com when it comes to placing text on cat pictures!

Have you tried Paint.net its free, pretty usable too.

Thats the one! "Photoshop this owl, difficulty, no ORLY"