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2007-09-20 11:39:03 AM  
A fishing vessel named Clam Juice?? That's awesome.
 
2007-09-20 11:46:23 AM  
How come `SpongeBob' is all square and sharp-cornered except for his ass (which seems to appear in all of his cartoons - pervert!).
 
2007-09-20 11:52:41 AM  
oldfarthenry: How come `SpongeBob' is all square and sharp-cornered except for his ass (which seems to appear in all of his cartoons - pervert!).

You try to sit on the can with a square ass.
 
2007-09-20 12:54:51 PM  
Tom_Slick: You try to sit on the can with a square ass.

This raises a question. If you have a square ass, is your anus similarly shaped and if so, do your turds still taper at the ends or is it a neat cut where your quadratic bunghole slammed shut on the unsuspecting dirt snake?
 
2007-09-20 02:29:14 PM  
CheezeAnvil: quadratic bunghole

Well, now I know the name of my new rock band
 
2007-09-20 02:53:53 PM  
CheezeAnvil: This raises a question. If you have a square ass, is your anus similarly shaped and if so, do your turds still taper at the ends or is it a neat cut where your quadratic bunghole slammed shut on the unsuspecting dirt snake?

Wow you gave that way too much thought. I'm scared.
 
2007-09-20 02:57:39 PM  
Fill bulkhead spaces with hydrophobic aerogel.

Hoocha hoocha hoocha... unsinkable ship.
 
2007-09-20 02:58:39 PM  
I'm gonna go with "neat cut"...?
 
2007-09-20 02:59:45 PM  
CheezeAnvil:This raises a question. If you have a square ass, is your anus similarly shaped and if so, do your turds still taper at the ends or is it a neat cut where your quadratic bunghole slammed shut on the unsuspecting dirt snake?

OK...that has got to be the funniest thing I've read all day. And it is quite a valid point as well.
 
2007-09-20 03:00:13 PM  
megapoxy.net

Feels excluded
 
2007-09-20 03:00:20 PM  
Tom_Slick: CheezeAnvil: This raises a question. If you have a square ass, is your anus similarly shaped and if so, do your turds still taper at the ends or is it a neat cut where your quadratic bunghole slammed shut on the unsuspecting dirt snake?

Wow you gave that way too much thought. I'm scared.


I aver that not enough thought has been given to the probable topography of a stink loaf excreted from an anus remarkable for it's geometric construction.
 
2007-09-20 03:01:17 PM  
This thread is full of win.

www.teamwrongway.com
 
2007-09-20 03:02:37 PM  
It's going to taper to some degree since it's a fairly wide band of muscle that does the cutting. It's not like a blade that would produce a nice, clean cut.
 
2007-09-20 03:04:03 PM  
Ohhhhhh.....

Who lives in a fishing boat over the sea? SPONGEBOB FOOTBALL!

Synthetically molded, non-porous is he! SPONGEBOB FOOTBALL!

If stopping ships sinking is just what you wish... SPONGEBOB FOOTBALL!

...then he'll prevent you imitating a fish! SPONGEBOB FOOTBALL!

SPONGEBOB FOOTBALL! SPONGEBOB FOOTBALL!

SPONGEBOB FOOTBALL!

SPONGEBO-OOOOOOB FOOTBAA-AAAAAALL!

/or something
//wanders away whistling Spongebob to himself
 
2007-09-20 03:04:22 PM  
I agree with Inaditch I think it would slowly taper thus looking somewhat like a sword.
 
2007-09-20 03:05:38 PM  
iggy1iggy: I agree with Inaditch I think it would slowly taper thus looking somewhat like a sword.

Perhaps more like a Tootsie Roll?
 
2007-09-20 03:05:56 PM  
'Clam Juice' or 'Mountain Dew'
 
2007-09-20 03:07:07 PM  
CheezeAnvil, this has been keeping you up at night, hasn't it?
 
2007-09-20 03:07:27 PM  
Barnacles!
 
2007-09-20 03:08:22 PM  
Poo is funny.
 
2007-09-20 03:09:43 PM  
lol @ Clam Juice

/that is all
 
2007-09-20 03:10:57 PM  
+1 for the headline.

Good jorb
 
2007-09-20 03:11:00 PM  
what is with all this talk of "pushing one through the hoop"?
 
2007-09-20 03:11:02 PM  
CheezeAnvil: quadratic bunghole

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2007-09-20 03:11:28 PM  
+1 subby

/I lol'd
 
2007-09-20 03:12:07 PM  
img2.freeimagehosting.net
 
2007-09-20 03:12:18 PM  
I'm leaning with a taper. It can't shut itself closed fast enough to give a clean cut. That being said, what good is t.p. for a sponge when his "quadratic bunghole" is also made of porous, absorbent material?
 
2007-09-20 03:12:19 PM  
Possibly NSFW but undoubtedly funny:

Contraceptive Spongebob (pops)
 
2007-09-20 03:12:37 PM  
Random fact of the day:

One of the characters (Squidward Tentacles) on SBSP is played by Rodger Bumpass.
 
2007-09-20 03:13:42 PM  
YAY! POOP THREAD!!
 
2007-09-20 03:14:35 PM  
Quadratic what?

upload.wikimedia.org

Sorry; best image I could get :(
 
2007-09-20 03:16:23 PM  
Inaditch: It's going to taper to some degree since it's a fairly wide band of muscle that does the cutting. It's not like a blade that would produce a nice, clean cut.

Well, since you are the resident expert, tell us please what we would find if we rolled him over? If it is what one might expect, geometrically, I'm afraid Bob is doomed to extinction. You know what they say about "square pegs"...
 
2007-09-20 03:17:09 PM  
Spongebob Boobie pants.


NSFW
 
2007-09-20 03:17:26 PM  
Tesseractor: Sorry; best image I could get

Eeewwwww! Where did you get that picture of Bob's anus???
 
2007-09-20 03:17:35 PM  
People
Order
Our
Patties

I think it would end up looking like a rectangle with pyramids on each end.
 
2007-09-20 03:19:05 PM  
CheezeAnvil: Tom_Slick: You try to sit on the can with a square ass.

This raises a question. If you have a square ass, is your anus similarly shaped and if so, do your turds still taper at the ends or is it a neat cut where your quadratic bunghole slammed shut on the unsuspecting dirt snake?


I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard.

FeFiFoFark: YAY! POOP THREAD!!

Atleast it's a sophisticated one, so nobody will get banninated.
 
2007-09-20 03:19:23 PM  
FTFA

And not a moment too soon, SpongeBob was up to the task, sealing the hole

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2007-09-20 03:19:49 PM  
Clam Juice or Mountain Dew?

Ugh, ew, gross! I'll take the clam juice!

Whatever, I like Patrick better anyways.
 
2007-09-20 03:20:17 PM  
FeFiFoFark: YAY! POOP THREAD!!

Poop AND Sponge Bob in one thread!

Double YAY!!
 
2007-09-20 03:21:04 PM  
I always thought the song said "sordid and yellow and porous is he". Because, you know, you use sponges to clean things and then they get dirty.

/Dad corrected me.
//Damn overactive vocabulary
///ewwwww... I'll take the clam juice.
 
2007-09-20 03:21:21 PM  
Inaditch: It's going to taper to some degree since it's a fairly wide band of muscle that does the cutting. It's not like a blade that would produce a nice, clean cut.

But it's a sponge -- how do you know the dimensions of an equilateral set of sphincter muscles? For all you know, they could be sharp like Ginsu.
 
2007-09-20 03:22:11 PM  
Tesseractor: Quadratic what?

Sorry; best image I could get :(


Damn you! Beat me to it.

graphics8.nytimes.com

I declare this story sponge-worthy.
 
2007-09-20 03:26:34 PM  
Wow. Maybe now I'll have to rethink my son's nearly unhealthy addiction to Spongebob.
 
2007-09-20 03:30:37 PM  
Oh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Absorbent and yellow and able to save a sinking ship is he

LUVZ ME SPONGE BOB
 
2007-09-20 03:30:52 PM  
It figures that a story about a football being crammed up an exhaust pipe would turn into a poop-thread.

/NTTAWWT
 
2007-09-20 03:34:57 PM  
Did anyone else just come up with a fantastic idea from reading the article, or was that just me

/self sealing ship hulls? Quick I need help making it!
 
2007-09-20 03:41:36 PM  
Tesseractor: Quadratic what?

Sorry; best image I could get :(


I had one of those when I was a kid. Also, Play-doh doesn't taste all that great. It's mostly just salty.
 
2007-09-20 03:44:30 PM  
Smellvin: Tesseractor: Quadratic what?

Sorry; best image I could get :(

I had one of those when I was a kid. Also, Play-doh doesn't taste all that great. It's mostly just salty.


How do you know how Spongebob's poop tastes?
 
2007-09-20 03:45:22 PM  
It's true. A sponge's anatomy might be able to produce a guillotine effect. If that's a case, I feel for SpongeBob's gay lovers.

As for his Little SpongeBob, I don't even want to speculate other than to say I bet he needs a lot of lube.
 
2007-09-20 03:56:16 PM  
fortunatly I was born with a quadratic bunghole I shale start taking pictures of my feces and report back to you
 
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